Invader Zim
Invader Zim my short comic (srry there's no pictures)
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SweetSponge posted on Feb 13, 2010 at 11:11PM
Zim: My evil plan is....*blah blah blah
Sasha: um hmm, *nods head *meanwhile Gir's sneaking up behind Zim Gir: *hee hee *rips Zim's clothes off Sasha: *gasp looks down ZIm: so, in conclusion, Zim: hey what are you staring at? *Zim looks down and blushes Zim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Gir: *points* HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! *ZIm's just embarassed and Sasha looks away but theres a little thought bubble with a heart in it |
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Gir: aw, puppy love! *sticks out tongue and puts on his doggy costume*and yes he does! i seen it!
Zim: GIR BE QUIET!*whole face turns redder than his eyes*
Sasha: Zimmy, were are your eyes?your face is to red to see them!
Zim: oh...*cools down a bit*
*sasha hugs Zim*
Gir: you know...*music starts* he almost got drunk at school, at fourteen where he almost made out with the homecoming queen who almost went on to be miss Texas but lost to a slut who had much bigger breasts-es. he almost dropped out to move to L.A. were he was ALMOST famous for almost a day and he AAAAAALMOST HAD YOU! but i guess that doesn't cut it!
Zim: GIR BE QUIET!
Sasha: Zim, it's getting late. i'm gonna go home, ok? your being rather ruthless anyways.*walks away*
Zim: but Sasha...
Sasha: i don't wanna hear it, Zim.*leaves Zim and Gir alone in the now dark room*
Gir: i think she's getting sick of your attitude!
Zim: what on Irk do you meen?
Gir: your Violent, you always put your Mission first, your rude, you don't pay attention in Skool, you spend long nights on projects, and you only seem to want one thing from her! don't you see? no woman wants a guy like that! not even drunks!
Zim:*getting interested* continue...
Gir: don't you get it? she leaves us all alone in the dark today and your naked! she's never done that before! don't you see? SHE'S GONNA BREAK UP WITH YOU!
Zim: WHAT!?!*thinks for a minute* perhaps your right for once, Gir. i can't let this happen! any ideas?
Gir: well...for one you could stop acting like Charlie on 2 1/2 men. you know, take your relationship slower!
*Zim nods and starts taking notes*
Gir: next, you could try paying attention in Skool. research shows that girls like people who know things that they don't. but don't get to be too much of a smarty. she'll dump you if you know everything that she does and maybe even more.
Zim: but what kind of stuff do girls talk about? i meen, what do they LIKE?
Gir: lets see...uuuuuuh...you'll have to ask Cynder or Cupcake about that one. all i know is that most enjoy waffles and that they think it's funny when you do stupid stuff.
[ meanwhile at Cynders house...]
Sasha:i just don't know what to do, Cynder.he's gotten so aggressive. my life is becoming a real live play of "Grease."I'm even getting suspicious that he may be cheating on me.
Cynder: with who?
Sasha: that's the thing; i don't know.
Cynder: maybe you should break up with him.
Sasha: WHAT!?!
Cynder: you know. show him that you don't need him to be happy. that you can be content on your own.
Sasha: i can't break up with him!
Cynder: that's what Cupcake said about Gir. but she made it out of the jam and now she's a well developed young woman. well, robot anyways.
Sasha: but she's a robot! i'm an Irken! theres a huge difference!
Cupcake: look just cus i'm a robot doesn't meen i can't hear you!
Sasha: *groans and falls backward onto Cynders bed.
Zim: GIR BE QUIET!*whole face turns redder than his eyes*
Sasha: Zimmy, were are your eyes?your face is to red to see them!
Zim: oh...*cools down a bit*
*sasha hugs Zim*
Gir: you know...*music starts* he almost got drunk at school, at fourteen where he almost made out with the homecoming queen who almost went on to be miss Texas but lost to a slut who had much bigger breasts-es. he almost dropped out to move to L.A. were he was ALMOST famous for almost a day and he AAAAAALMOST HAD YOU! but i guess that doesn't cut it!
Zim: GIR BE QUIET!
Sasha: Zim, it's getting late. i'm gonna go home, ok? your being rather ruthless anyways.*walks away*
Zim: but Sasha...
Sasha: i don't wanna hear it, Zim.*leaves Zim and Gir alone in the now dark room*
Gir: i think she's getting sick of your attitude!
Zim: what on Irk do you meen?
Gir: your Violent, you always put your Mission first, your rude, you don't pay attention in Skool, you spend long nights on projects, and you only seem to want one thing from her! don't you see? no woman wants a guy like that! not even drunks!
Zim:*getting interested* continue...
Gir: don't you get it? she leaves us all alone in the dark today and your naked! she's never done that before! don't you see? SHE'S GONNA BREAK UP WITH YOU!
Zim: WHAT!?!*thinks for a minute* perhaps your right for once, Gir. i can't let this happen! any ideas?
Gir: well...for one you could stop acting like Charlie on 2 1/2 men. you know, take your relationship slower!
*Zim nods and starts taking notes*
Gir: next, you could try paying attention in Skool. research shows that girls like people who know things that they don't. but don't get to be too much of a smarty. she'll dump you if you know everything that she does and maybe even more.
Zim: but what kind of stuff do girls talk about? i meen, what do they LIKE?
Gir: lets see...uuuuuuh...you'll have to ask Cynder or Cupcake about that one. all i know is that most enjoy waffles and that they think it's funny when you do stupid stuff.
[ meanwhile at Cynders house...]
Sasha:i just don't know what to do, Cynder.he's gotten so aggressive. my life is becoming a real live play of "Grease."I'm even getting suspicious that he may be cheating on me.
Cynder: with who?
Sasha: that's the thing; i don't know.
Cynder: maybe you should break up with him.
Sasha: WHAT!?!
Cynder: you know. show him that you don't need him to be happy. that you can be content on your own.
Sasha: i can't break up with him!
Cynder: that's what Cupcake said about Gir. but she made it out of the jam and now she's a well developed young woman. well, robot anyways.
Sasha: but she's a robot! i'm an Irken! theres a huge difference!
Cupcake: look just cus i'm a robot doesn't meen i can't hear you!
Sasha: *groans and falls backward onto Cynders bed.
