“Sometimes it takes a good fall to really know where u stand.”



“Be Unforgettable.”



"This is what I've learned, in my life: Headbanging is crucial. Growing up is hard to do. There's nothing wrong with wearing a dress."



“Hi, I’m Hayley and I play the drums.”


“Interviewer: “So… You’re the only girl in the band. How does that feel?”
Hayley: “OHMYGOD am I’m the only girl?! I didn’t realize!”


“I actually got Josh pregnant. Whoops. Did not know that was possible. Apparently, it is.”


“Interviewer: “Contestant #2 is Hayley from Paramore! Your bowling resume, please.”
Hayley: “Well one time.. I was bowling.. and I fell.”


“I do respect you, even though you’re yelling ‘fuck you’ at me.”


“Interviewer: “So what do u get when u let your hart-, hart win?”
Hayley: “Peanut M&Ms and root beer.”


“Hayley: “I don’t care if I choke and die on this interview, at least I had fun.”
Josh: “That’s what she said.”


“I feel like I’m doing a Proactiv commercial right now. 2 weeks and my skin was flawless!”


“Apparently, once u go Blackberry, u never go Backberry… Someone shoot me for that dad joke.”


“Next up is… Paramore’s new muziek video called Miz Biz. Ohhhh, my gosh. I LOVE them! The lead singer’s such a bitch.”


“Paramore will be the neighbor that comes over for thee and never leaves.”