Jade

“Jade!”

“Jade, over here!”

“Look this way, Jade!”

Oh, yeah. Story of my life.

My name’s Jade Chan, and I’m thirteen years old. Sometimes I like being a Hollywood icon. Other times, it’s not exactly very glamorous. Usually the tabloids go crazy over me, probably because I have charm, and of course, charisma. However, like all celebs, I also find the “stalkerazzi” — as my celebrity vrienden and I call them — kind of annoying. They make up all these stories instead of listening to and searching for cold hard facts.

As an icoon in Tinseltown (another name for Hollywood), I try...

From my perspective, I can see a JCA crossover fanfic with the Lost Boys film series where either Edgar of Alan Frog (or quite possibly both of the Frog brothers) decide to put the Mark of Tarakudo on their own ankles after Jade (who steps into her uncle Jackie’s shoes) tells them not to do so: “No tattoos for Edgar and Alan... period!”

Later, as Jade, Jackie, Uncle and Tohru look on, shocked, Edgar and Alan then simultaneously say, “Do not touch us! We are, and shall remain, Princes of the Shadowkhan” (while ironically wearing their vampire hunting gear).

When Jade tells them “Edgar,...

At a rock concert in Cleveland, Ohio, the announcer said, “Please welcome… the Dark Hand!”

Chow was playing the drums, Ratso and Shadowkhan the gitaar and Valmont the cowbell, while Shendu was a stage prop. Finn swooped on stage as the leader, and won over the crowd. Then, all of a sudden, Jackie jumped down from a Section 13 helicopter and punched him in the face for no reason besides being “off key”.

Finn woke up screaming and panting. He decided this has gone too far, and planned to quit the Dark Hand to survive. He left his house, wanting to tell Valmont that he quit, but decided...