1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If u have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your vrienden come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary vrienden that u ask their opinion of everything.
7. After u have your bath, inpakken, wrap a bath towel around u and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask u what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping of running into something. Look at the ground and whenever u see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as u can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an uur and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When u douche of bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when u laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When u fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything u see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minuten then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and kruis your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let u buy what u want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim u have been abducted door aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask u to call someone, stay where u are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I love u Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take u to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their bureau chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid u see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring home pagina the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want u to see. Like a drop out of a goth of something. Tell them he/she's u new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out mango-, mango everywhere u go