Johnny the Homicidal Maniac Club
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It was a stormy dag and Squee sat down on his bed, hoping that it would end soon so he could just run away. He was tired of his mom being passed out on the floor, and he was tired of his dad insulting him. "The only "friend" I have is Nny...but I'm not so sure I trust him because..well...he kills people...AND I DON'T WANNA BE volgende ON THE LIST!!" Suddenly Squee could hear a faint laugh, sounding like it came from his closet. "Who...who's there?" He shivered. The laugh got a little louder. "I swear I'll have Nny come and kill you!!" Then the laughing stopped and a voice came. "Your friend Nny cannot kill me." it said. "Yes he can! If he can kill 37 people in one restraunt, I'm pretty positive he can kill u alone!" Squee zei with fear. "Yes..well...he can't kill me." "WHY DO u SAY THAT!" Squee protested. Suddenly the closet door swings open-its Nny. "Because I am Nny HAHA!!" "Oh u jerk!!" Squee yelled. "Oh come on it was just a joke!!" He laughed. "Yeah but still..." zei Squee. "And..yeah your right. I can kill 37 people in one restraunt-but your also WRONG!!!!"
"I'm telling u every calculator I've ever looked at told me 2+2=4..not 5." Squee responded. "FOR THE LAST TIME u HAVE TO CARRY THE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Nny screamed. "THERE IS NO ONE TO CARRY!!! THAT'S WHY u FAILED YOUR MATH SOL WHEN u WERE 12!!!" Squee started yelling. "Lets talk about that another time-because THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!! Dude..I wouldn't kill you...unless I was drunk of something but on average I'd never kill you." Nny said...surprisingly CALMly. "You wouldn't???" Squee giggled. "Your life's bad enough already..." zei Nny. "Well gee thanks. That supports me alot." Squee zei sarcastically. Nny just laughed and shook his head. "Yeah you're welcome." Then Squee's mom came barging in. "You get away from my on you..maniac!!" she said, not exactly balanced. "You get away from my..friend..you...weirdo!!" Nny protested-and pulled out a gun. "Oh mah god!!" Squee squealed. Nny grabbed Squee door the kraag neck and broke out the window. "I'll catch u crazy kids!!" His mom shouted from above. It was still storming-something Nny didn't notice. "Ah dude...its still storming out here what were u thinking?" Squee dripped. "About the dag I.." "Don't go there." "Just go to my house." Nny said, grabbing Squee's arm.
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posted by JTHMsbabe
zimmy: on the first dag of Christmas my best friend gave to me! a brass knuckle on the tree

zim: on the seconde dag of christmas my best friend gave to me, two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree! hit it gaz!

gaz: on the third dag of christmas my WORST friend gave to me, 3 gaaaAAmeboys!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!

dib: on the fourth dag of christmas my best friend gave to me! 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: 3 game boys
zim: two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass nuckles on the tree! hit it jade *throws th microphona at her*

jade: *all mad sounding* on the fifth dag of christmas,...
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