Whats a good nickname for me?

I need a good nick name for the back of my sweat overhemd, shirt here is all about me
1. Absolutly needs to have somthing to do with justin bieber
2. i love sports
3. I love to wright
4. I am so out going
5. crazy and lowd at times
6. i often have ramdum laugh attacks
7. the nickname needs to be cute.
dose not have to incorderate all of these just justin bieber and a few others. plz help me.