Mum: Justin Is On Tv!
Me: *Starts Putting On Sunblock*
Mum:Why Are u Doing That?
Me: I Dont Wanna Get Burned door Justins Extreme Hotness ;)

Teacher: STOP TWEETING JUSTIN IN CLASS!
Me: Why Are u Shouting At Me? We All Know u Do It Too!!!

Teacher:Stop Talking About Bieber In Class!Now,Back to Math.
Me: Do U HONESTLY Think I Can Function Properly After U Mentioned His hot Name?

Me: AHHHHHHH! Justin Bieber's "U Smile" Video Is Out! Ive Got To Go home pagina & Watch It! *Runs Out Of Classroom*
Teacher: GET BACK HERE!

Brother:Bieber Is Gay!
Me: Oh Really?Then Please Explain To Me Why "U Smile" Is Your Ringtone.
Brother: Well I-

Me: I Would Hate To Be A Guy!!
Boy: Why?
Me: Because Every Guy On The Planet Is Threatened door Bieber's Hotness.
*Guy Rolls Eyes*

Friend: How Can Justin Get His Hair To Stay In That One Position?
Me: I Guess Gravity Has The Bieber Fever Too. ;)

*Love Me Comes On* Justin: Love Me Love Me,Say That u Love Me-
Me:I LOVE u JUSTIN!
*Mum Gives Weird Look*
Me:What? He Told Me To Say It!

Me: I Need To Use A GPS Everytime I Look At Justin. Mum: Why?
Me: Because I Always Seem To Get Lost In His Eyes. ;)
*Mum Rolls Eyes*

Mom: WAKE UP!!!
Me: *doesn't move*
Mom: JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!
Me: ahhh!! where!!! *rolls out of bed*

CREDIT goes to @OMbieberjokes on twitter