Cartoon Wars I and II
Personally, I think that Kyle's best momment on the toon was most probably Cartoon Wars I and II, he really shined in this two-parter.
At first, Cartman makes Kyle doubt his beliefs and opinions, through lies and faking care for the muslims, and get to the wrong conclussion because Kyle, unlike Cartman, actually cares, and Cartman, being not anywhere near as stupid as most people like to believe, knew this and used it to manipulate Kyle.
So there we had Kyle doubting, not through logic but through compassion, with that horrible Ike-dying dream he had and all, it shows how much of a caring person he is. But he eventually saw through Cartman's lies and at the end he made the right decision of standing up for his beliefs, knowing it wasn't just about the joke and the fun but about the right of free speech, and, being very aware of the danger, still chose the right way.
The ending of the first part owned, when it says "the battle between Good and Evil is finally waged", Kyle being the good and Cartman being the evil, it seems that this is what both of them represent on the show.
The scene when Kyle gets to the truck stop and he finds everyone with their heads under the sand and he's got the 'wtf?!' face was hilarious, poor Kyle was oblivious to all that had been going on.
Another intense part was right after Cartman convinces the vos, fox president to annuleer the episode, he is all celebrating and u hear from behind the "CARTMAN!" he turns around and he sees Kyle glaring at him and hissing "You f*cking fatass!!!", it's just so perfect. Kyle's anger has an intensity and atraction to it that it's impossible to look away.
And of course the whole fight is awesome and freaking funny!
And of course, Kyle's argument with the vos, fox president at the end. When he goes like "What manatees?!!!", yet again so funny! Then when he goes on into one of his 'gay speeches' (all of which I love very much) he makes, as usual, some great points. "You cant do what he wants just because he's the one threatening u with violence" very smart of him, his whole speech was excellent. "Do the right thing". He owned.
Kyle's best victory, it took a lot of hard work, and him pushing his limits, but very satisfactory in the end.
MR.Garrison: Kylie, I've noticed that u and Kyle are becoming good friends.
Me: yes, that's true.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I think that's great. I think that u and Kyle were meant for each other, and together, i know that u and him will change the world and make it a better place.
Me:..........Thanks, Mr.G.
I ran out of class, got my stuff together as fast as possible, and met up with Kyle.
"Sorry I took so long, Mr.Garrison was talking to me about how u and were meant to be together"I apologized to Kyle.
"That's wierd. Yesterday, Mr. Garrison told me the same thing about you.
We walked to the bus, and sat down. On the bus ride, we continued our conversation of randomness. We talked about Basically anything that u could imagine. It didn't last that long, until I asked a vraag that would change our relationship forever.
Me: yes, that's true.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I think that's great. I think that u and Kyle were meant for each other, and together, i know that u and him will change the world and make it a better place.
Me:..........Thanks, Mr.G.
I ran out of class, got my stuff together as fast as possible, and met up with Kyle.
"Sorry I took so long, Mr.Garrison was talking to me about how u and were meant to be together"I apologized to Kyle.
"That's wierd. Yesterday, Mr. Garrison told me the same thing about you.
We walked to the bus, and sat down. On the bus ride, we continued our conversation of randomness. We talked about Basically anything that u could imagine. It didn't last that long, until I asked a vraag that would change our relationship forever.
"kyle, how do u do that?" I asked Kyle once the bus started moving.
It' pretty simple" Kyle answered. " u know how people always say that beautiful people can get other people to do what they want? it's kinda like that. In fact, you're so beautiful that u could probably do it yourself."
He then leaned vooruit, voorwaarts and kissed me on the lips. I loved the way his lips felt against mine. I opened my mouth a little bit so his tongue could wrestle with mine. He quickly understood the gesture. We kissed for a full minute. I was sad when he leaned back. I wanted to go back for more, but I didn't want to be seen as a huge slut.
Our bus arrived at the school. We walked in together.
It' pretty simple" Kyle answered. " u know how people always say that beautiful people can get other people to do what they want? it's kinda like that. In fact, you're so beautiful that u could probably do it yourself."
He then leaned vooruit, voorwaarts and kissed me on the lips. I loved the way his lips felt against mine. I opened my mouth a little bit so his tongue could wrestle with mine. He quickly understood the gesture. We kissed for a full minute. I was sad when he leaned back. I wanted to go back for more, but I didn't want to be seen as a huge slut.
Our bus arrived at the school. We walked in together.
Kyle gave Cartman and Kenny his usual death stare. the two looked away. Kyle always seemed to know what to do to get people to bug off. I wonder how he does that.
Right after that, the bus came and picked us up. When I thought that we were veilig from torment, Kenny does what is probably the grossest thing imaginable.
"Hey Kyle!" Kenny shouted as he got on the bus.
He then formed a V with his middle and pointer finger and flaled his tongue between them.
"Am I right?" Kenny asked.
Kyle gave Kenny a seconde death stare. he then sat down. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!
Right after that, the bus came and picked us up. When I thought that we were veilig from torment, Kenny does what is probably the grossest thing imaginable.
"Hey Kyle!" Kenny shouted as he got on the bus.
He then formed a V with his middle and pointer finger and flaled his tongue between them.
"Am I right?" Kenny asked.
Kyle gave Kenny a seconde death stare. he then sat down. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!
When I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle with ear buds in his ears.
"hey, Kylie!" He greeted, "What did u think of A dag To Remember? door the way, I love your shirt!."
"Thanks! I really love them! Thank u for recommending them." I answered.
Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive.
"Kyle and Kylie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes kyle putting his dick in Kylie's mouth!" Cartman and kenny sang together.
Stan looked like he was about to laugh his head off, but he contained himself. I have lost all respectthat i had for him.
"hey, Kylie!" He greeted, "What did u think of A dag To Remember? door the way, I love your shirt!."
"Thanks! I really love them! Thank u for recommending them." I answered.
Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive.
"Kyle and Kylie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes kyle putting his dick in Kylie's mouth!" Cartman and kenny sang together.
Stan looked like he was about to laugh his head off, but he contained himself. I have lost all respectthat i had for him.
Last night I had another weird dream. Kyle and I were in our 20s and getting married. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman were the groomsmen, but there were no bridesmaids. Big shocker there. Kyle and I danced to Rise Against's 'swing life away' I swear that I was almost gonna faint because Kyle was singing the entire song into my ear as we danced. In reality, It was meer like standing and moving our hips from side to side.
The volgende morning, I woke up with a smile in my face. I put on my Fall Out Boy shirt, black skinny jeans, and black converse high tops. I ran out the door without saying a word to my dad. I ran to my bus stop. For the first time i forever, I was excited to go to school.
The volgende morning, I woke up with a smile in my face. I put on my Fall Out Boy shirt, black skinny jeans, and black converse high tops. I ran out the door without saying a word to my dad. I ran to my bus stop. For the first time i forever, I was excited to go to school.
When I get to my room, i take my ipod out of my backpack. I go on YouTube and zoek "A dag To Remember" and click on the first result, a lyric video for the song, 'the Downfall Of Us All"
It was love at first song. The lyrics spoke as much to me as The Wonder Years'. I loved the lyrics and the background music. My favoriete line of the song made me feel like that line was written just for me:
"This town will be the downfall of us all."
It's true. South park will be the downfall of us all. From all the weird stuff that goes on and the people that live here, it truly will be the downfall of us all. I listen to A dag To Remember until the sun went down.
It was love at first song. The lyrics spoke as much to me as The Wonder Years'. I loved the lyrics and the background music. My favoriete line of the song made me feel like that line was written just for me:
"This town will be the downfall of us all."
It's true. South park will be the downfall of us all. From all the weird stuff that goes on and the people that live here, it truly will be the downfall of us all. I listen to A dag To Remember until the sun went down.
"Cool. I'll check them out as soon as I get home." I answered.
For the rest of the bus ride, we talked about a bunch of awesome bands, like Fall Out Boy, Weezer, Good Charlotte, and everything in between. i was sad when I got off the bus. i wanted to talk until my tongue fell out of the mouth. I have never had a meer interesting conversation with any of my peers than the conversation that I just Had with Kyle. I ran to my house. I was going to blast my ears out with A dag To Remember. I hope that this isn't some kind of joke. I was sorting dreading that A dag To Remember was going to be some kind of 60's hippie band like The Grateful Dead. It's name kinda gives off that sort of vibe. Maybe the name is supposed to be misleading.
For the rest of the bus ride, we talked about a bunch of awesome bands, like Fall Out Boy, Weezer, Good Charlotte, and everything in between. i was sad when I got off the bus. i wanted to talk until my tongue fell out of the mouth. I have never had a meer interesting conversation with any of my peers than the conversation that I just Had with Kyle. I ran to my house. I was going to blast my ears out with A dag To Remember. I hope that this isn't some kind of joke. I was sorting dreading that A dag To Remember was going to be some kind of 60's hippie band like The Grateful Dead. It's name kinda gives off that sort of vibe. Maybe the name is supposed to be misleading.
The rest of the school day, I barely paid attention to what Mr.Garrison was talking about. I think it was about Miley Cyrus's downfall of something like that. After what seemed like a century, the final klok, bell rang. I bolted to my locker like everyone else. I was suprised to see that Kyle had the locker right volgende to mine. We walked together to my bus, and sat at my usual spot, right behind the bus driver. For once, I was happy to be on the bus. Like Soupy from the wonder years, I wasn't sad anymore. I decided to share this with Kyle.
"Hey Kyle, guess what? I'm not sad anymore!" I exclaimed to Kyle
"You like The Wonder Years too?" Kyle asked me.
"yeah. their lyrics speak to me" I answered.
"I think u might like A dag To Remember. They have a very similar sound." Kyle suggested.
"Hey Kyle, guess what? I'm not sad anymore!" I exclaimed to Kyle
"You like The Wonder Years too?" Kyle asked me.
"yeah. their lyrics speak to me" I answered.
"I think u might like A dag To Remember. They have a very similar sound." Kyle suggested.
"don't worry. I've come to South Park to be your friend and lover." Kyle replied.
Cartman walks up. I fear for the worst to come out of his wretched mouth.
"Oh that's cool. Why don't u guys have sex in the woods of something?" Cartman asked us.
I coudn't believe he zei that. How dare he eavesdrop on our conversation. Kyle gave him a death stare. If looks could kill, Cartman would have been burnt to a piece of bacon. He walked away with a look of fear in his eyes.
"how about this, we ride the bus together after school today?" Kyle asked.
"Sure!'' I answered as the whistle blew. Kyle and I walked into school together
Cartman walks up. I fear for the worst to come out of his wretched mouth.
"Oh that's cool. Why don't u guys have sex in the woods of something?" Cartman asked us.
I coudn't believe he zei that. How dare he eavesdrop on our conversation. Kyle gave him a death stare. If looks could kill, Cartman would have been burnt to a piece of bacon. He walked away with a look of fear in his eyes.
"how about this, we ride the bus together after school today?" Kyle asked.
"Sure!'' I answered as the whistle blew. Kyle and I walked into school together
An uur and a half later, the klok, bell rang, meaning that it's time for recess. Everyone else ran outside, except for Kyle and I. I have nothing to look vooruit, voorwaarts to in recess, except for a clique of girls calling me emo. I'm not emo! Just because I like emo muziek doesn't mean that I'm emo. I would never cut myself.
Kyle seems to be stalking me. it was really creeping me out. I decided to put an end to this once and for all.
"Look, just because u passed my test doesn't mean that I'm gonna start swooning over you" I zei to kyle once we were outside.
I always do this. Whenever someone tries to be my friend, i say something really snarky and rude. They're always going to be a douche bag anyway.
Kyle seems to be stalking me. it was really creeping me out. I decided to put an end to this once and for all.
"Look, just because u passed my test doesn't mean that I'm gonna start swooning over you" I zei to kyle once we were outside.
I always do this. Whenever someone tries to be my friend, i say something really snarky and rude. They're always going to be a douche bag anyway.
"hello there,
The angel from my nightmare,
the shadow in the background of the morgue
the unsuspecting victim, of darkness in the valley
we can live like jack and Sally if we want
where u can always find me,
and we'll have Halloween on Christmas
and in the night we'll wish this never ends,
we'll wish this never ends."
I folded the sheet of paper in half and placed it on a corner of Kyle's desk. Five minuten later I get a response:
"Where are you?
and I'm so sorry
i cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always,
this sick strange darkness
comes creeping in on so haunting every time
The angel from my nightmare,
the shadow in the background of the morgue
the unsuspecting victim, of darkness in the valley
we can live like jack and Sally if we want
where u can always find me,
and we'll have Halloween on Christmas
and in the night we'll wish this never ends,
we'll wish this never ends."
I folded the sheet of paper in half and placed it on a corner of Kyle's desk. Five minuten later I get a response:
"Where are you?
and I'm so sorry
i cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always,
this sick strange darkness
comes creeping in on so haunting every time
''Students, we have a new student joining us today." Mr.Garrison announced once everyone was settled. ''I'd like u all to meet Kyle Broflovski! How about u take the empty bureau volgende to Kylie, Kyle?''
"okay." Kyle zei obediantly, as he took a zitplaats, stoel at the bureau to the right of me.
Kyle was a lot hotter in real life than in my dream. But I couldn't let looks be the judge for whether of not he is the real Kyle. I decided to put him up to a test. I was going to right the first verse of a song, pass it to him, and see if he writes the rest of the song. I picked 'I Miss You' door Blink 182. I decided on that song because whenever I hear that song, I always think of that dream that I had. This is what I wrote to him:
"okay." Kyle zei obediantly, as he took a zitplaats, stoel at the bureau to the right of me.
Kyle was a lot hotter in real life than in my dream. But I couldn't let looks be the judge for whether of not he is the real Kyle. I decided to put him up to a test. I was going to right the first verse of a song, pass it to him, and see if he writes the rest of the song. I picked 'I Miss You' door Blink 182. I decided on that song because whenever I hear that song, I always think of that dream that I had. This is what I wrote to him:
When the bus started to verplaats again, I took my ipod out of my backpack. I went to the muziek and pressed play on 'Teenage Dirtbag' door Wheatus, my favoriete song. It's about a boy who has a crush on a girl but the girl doesn't notice because she's super populair and he's a friendless loser. The song reminds me of my situation of stan. I look out the window as I listen to my musical therapy,
"I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby,
yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
listen to Iron Maiden, baby with me.'
I listened to the song on repeat until the bus rolled to the front of my school.
"I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby,
yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
listen to Iron Maiden, baby with me.'
I listened to the song on repeat until the bus rolled to the front of my school.
"You know, you'd be pretty cool if u were a boy." cartman zei real snarky.
"you're a dumbass, dude!" Stan chimed in." Even if she was a boy, she'd still suck ass.
The school bus rolled down the straat and the driver open its creaky door. It time for me to board my chariot that'll take me to the luxurious tortures that await me at South Park Elementary. The three boys sat volgende to each other at the very back row, while I sit at the zitplaats, stoel right behind the bus driver. It's like that zitplaats, stoel was reserved for me of something. Or, kids at my school think that if the sit at my seat, they'll catch a disease.
"you're a dumbass, dude!" Stan chimed in." Even if she was a boy, she'd still suck ass.
The school bus rolled down the straat and the driver open its creaky door. It time for me to board my chariot that'll take me to the luxurious tortures that await me at South Park Elementary. The three boys sat volgende to each other at the very back row, while I sit at the zitplaats, stoel right behind the bus driver. It's like that zitplaats, stoel was reserved for me of something. Or, kids at my school think that if the sit at my seat, they'll catch a disease.
