Road Runner: Beep beep!

ROAD RUNNER
ROAD RUNNER
ROAD RUNNER

Road Runner: Beep beep!

ROAD RUNNER

Road Runner's on the road, a speedy-moving dude.
Road Runner's got good feathers, which are purple and blue.
Coyote's his predator, he wants him a fresh meal.
But his ACME products aren't much of an appeal.

Road Runner: Beep beep!

ROAD RUNNER
ROAD RUNNER
ROAD RUNNER

Road Runner: Beep beep!

ROAD RUNNER

Road Runner's travelled round the world, from U.S. to Alaska.
Saw Yosemite Sam and the Nasty Canasta.
Visited Marvin on the moon in his flying machine.
Fought the alien coyote and he went

Road Runner: Beep beep!

He's gonna have to run, 'cause Coyote's after him.
Explored a tunnel which is very, very dim.
He almost hit a truck, but good luck he is in time.
It hit instead Coyote.

Wile E. Coyote: [holds up a sign reading "Oh I'm so darn unlucky!"]

ROAD RUNNER
ROAD RUNNER
ROAD RUNNER

Road Runner: Beep beep!

ROAD RUNNER

Listen up, I'll tell u what the Road Runner is.
He runs along the road, sends Coyote in abyss.
He sounds like a car and he goes

Road Runner: Beep beep!

And he eats some ACME-brand birdseed.
He avoids gravity with his blazing running speed.
Wile E. Coyote: [holds a sign reading "I swear I don't need a steed", then grabs his utensils and runs away]

ROAD RUNNER

ROAD RUNNER

ROAD RUNNER

Road Runner: Beep beep!

ROAD RUNNER

(double chorus)