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posted by Mallory101
On the first dag of Christmas a wizard gave to me, one ring to rule them all.
On the seconde dag of Christmas a wizard gave to me, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the third dag of Christmas a wizard gave to me, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fourth dag of Christmas a wizard gave to me, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fifth dag of Christmas a wizard gave to me, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them...
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Another version of "You know your an LOTR fan when..."

Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
You can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
You have a decided opinion on the vraag of the two Glorfindels.
You understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, u must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But u mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
You know...
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posted by Christine0223
This is one of the songs in the lord of the rings, and my favoriete song in the world. I just can't help from listening to it all the time. I hope u like it. :D


lay down
your sweetened weary head
night is falling
you've come to journeys end

sleep now
and dream of the ones who came before
they are calling
from across the distant shore

why do u weep
what are these tears upon your face
soon u will see
all of your fears will pass away
save me now
your only sleeping

what can u see
on the horizen
why do the wild gulls call
across the sea
our Bilbo rises
the ships have come to carry u home

dawn will turn to silver...
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posted by kelseyjayne25
Bilbo "he who treasures things"
Frodo "wise"
Gandalf "brave warrier"
Radagast "happy surprise"
Thorin "sharp"
Aragon "wandering man"
Arwen "bird of light"
Boromir "humble warrier"
Farramir "poor traveller"
Eowyn "welcome victory"
Galadriel "she who is lucky and beautiful"
Gimli "twice brave"
Legolas "young founder"
Smeagal "flat and birdish"
Saruman "gardener" (haha)
Sauron "talks to kings"

Aragon & Arwen:
Arnen, Wengon, Elrond, and Fremor ... all sons

Samwise and Rosie:
Frodo and Gantrav, sons
Sassie, daughter

Farramir & Eowyn:
Theodin (after her father)
Boromir (after his brother)
Wynf, son
Emira and Rohanna, daughters
posted by Book-Freak
-All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is gegeven to us.

-I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.

-He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

-What do u mean? Do u wish me a good morning, of mean that it is a good morning whether I want it of not; of that u feel good this morning; of that it is a morning to be good on?

-You cannot pass.I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. u cannot pass. The dark brand will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! u cannot pass.

-It is not despair,...
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posted by kelseyjayne25
I.The Hobbit
p20. map and key
p34-41 trolls
p52 Elrond looks at swords
p64 Gandolf re-appears to save them from goblins
p72-82 Bilbo and Gollum (riddles)
p100 Wargs (evil wolves), p.106 eagle rescue
p118 about. Beorn the skinchanger
p126 Gandolf and smoke-rings
p137 Gandolf leaves the party p297 Defeat of the Necromancer
p 155 "I shall call u Sting"
p170 captured door wood elves
p181 escape in barrels
p209 opening the door
p215 smaug awakes p.224 his weakspot p249 shot with an arrow
p263 Thorin is stubborn
p271 Bilbo bargains with the Arkenstone
p278-285 and 289 Battle of 5 Armies

II. Fellowship of the Rings...
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posted by Mallory101
1. Mess up his hair

2. Take him on a blind datum with a dwarf woman.

3. Hide his hairbrushes

4. Throw feathers on him and run away.

5. Tie him to a chair and make him listen to Elrond singing in the douche *shudders*

6. Curl his hair

7. Clip his ears

8. Hide his hair products

9. Give them back to him but only after you've replaced his shampoo with red dye

10. Challenge him to an "Elvish Song" contest, and pick the song with the longest verses for him to sing

11. Call him "Igor" for a day

12. Tie him to a boom and leave him there. Then smear honey in his hair

13. Sing "Secret, ELVISH MAN, secret, ELVISH...
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I have played most of the lotr game apart from battle for middle earth 1&2 and lotr fellowship of the ring. Anyway onto the games i have played lotr two towers which has bits of the first game in and it is a very well made story line and very difficult at some bits but all in all a very good game.

Lotr return of the king is a very linear game because u can only go one way and it toke forever to complete shelobs lair but when u complete the game it is very rewarding in the fact that u get extra levels.


This only two of the games i have played
posted by brilovesalbert
Lord of the Rings what a classic. There is everything that u need in a movie just to give it balance. u have the tragedies,comedies, the romance, and the adventure. u have this combined with super hot actors and beautiful actresses and u have a movie hit! Lord of the Rings is an amazing movie because it has everything u want in a movie. It is very hard to have a very good director and a very good actor at the same time! But with Peter Jackson's expertise and with Elijah Wood's amazing acting talent, what else should u get? The acting is very good and the animatie is very well done....
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Peregrin Took is probably the most funniest charater in trilogy Lord of the Rings.
So, I am really curious, which his funny scene do u like the most? Please write in comment
(I tried to write in pick, but it was too long)

1.
Pippin : "Nothing is happening."
Gandalf : "I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves, Men and Orcs."
Pippin : "What are u going to do then ?"
Gandalf : "Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took ! And if that does not shatter them and I am allowed a little peace from foolish vragen I will try to find the opening words."

2.
Legolas : "Lembas. Elvish...
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I wish that this would be useful for you:

Galadriel
I amar prestar aen.
Ee AH-mar PRESS-tar ine.
The world is changed.
Han mathon ne nen.
Hahn MAHTH-on neh nehn.
I feel it in the waters.
Han mathon ne chae.
Hahn MAHTH-on neh high.
I feel it in the earth.
A han noston ned 'wilith.
Ah hahn NOHS-ton nehd 'wee-leeth.
I smell it in the air.


Elrond
Tangado haid! Leithio i philinn!
Tahn-GAH-doh hide! Lay-thee-oh ee fee-leen!
Hold positions! brand the arrows!


Arwen
Im Arwen. Telin le thaed. Lasto beth nîn, tolo dan na ngalad.
Eem Arwen. Tell-EEN lay thide. LAH-sto behth neen, TOH-loh dahn nahn GAH-lahd.
I am Arwen....
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Gollum performs his own special arrangement of "Let It Go" from the Disney film 'Frozen' - LYRICS below in description.

Performed by: Tyler Michael Jonsson
"The American Gollum"
link.

Contributions to the revised lyrics by: James Michael Spahn



LYRICS:

Nasty Elf brood takes flight down the mountain tonight
Now just crumbses to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And fat hobbit is the Queen

Our belly's growling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep him thin, Precious knows u tried

Don't let him in, don't let him see
Fat Hobbit, so nasty and tricksy
Revealed, he steals, we didn't know
Well now we...
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posted by matchesrulezu
The titel can be misleading, but I couldn't think of another title. lol. I'm not doing an in-depth writing of the contrasts between the boeken and movies. Not yet, at least.

I just wanted to know if I was the only one that thinks they did it a little backwards. Last I heard, they were looking to turn The Hobbit into a three-part movie series. A trilogy like The Lord of the Rings. But if you've read the books, u would know that The Hobbit should have been one movie, maybe two, and that each of the LotR boeken should have been made into three movies.

The Hobbit is actually a short book and while...
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Chapter 1
Frodo’s journey is not yet complete as he makes his way to Mount Doom. Some scared and confused Orc’s are letting Frodo pass in confusion hoping for forgiveness and freedom. The battle at the black gates continues and the dark forces are conquering the forces of good. Orc scouts are informing the dark lord Sauron of his creature’s treachery. He gets his most powerful forces to deal with him; The Nazgul. The Nazgul are treacherous foul creatures who were once kings of men. Sauron has lost his finest warrior; the Witch king of Angmar in the battle of Minas Tirith on Pellenor fields....
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posted by Mallory101
"The fallen Vala Melkor shall break out of the Void and destroy the Gates of Night. He will destroy the Sun and the Moon. All the free peoples of Middle-earth shall fight against him. Many will be slain, and many battles lost. We the Valar and the Maiar shall help the people, but our role shall be minor. The fate of Middle-earth will rest upon the Light and the brand of the Final Dawn."

The seconde Prophecy of Námo

Dark storm clouds rolled across the crimson sky as thunder boomed in the distance. The smoke from Mount Doom added its color into the clouds while molten lava sprayed into the acrid...
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Chapter Cinema, Cardiff is proud to present a special FREE screening of the Lord of the Rings fan film, The Hunt For Gollum on Saturday 24th October at 6pm, together with Blair Witch spoof, Blair Thumb

This is only the seconde opportunity for fans in the UK to see The Hunt For Gollum on the big screen and for free.

To claim your free ticket call in to Chapter, Market Road, Canton, Cardiff, CF5 1QE, of ring 02920 311050.

Fancy dress is encouraged with a prize for the best Lord of the Rings costume
posted by Mallory101
1. Offer him Visine at inappropriate moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth of a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that u had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One door One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge zei you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron zei you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting volgende to each...
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posted by Mallory101
1. Offer him Visine at inappropriate moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth of a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that u had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One door One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge zei you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron zei you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting volgende to each...
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posted by Blossom71
I had only hard about these amazing boeken here and there.I didn't know anything about them,what adventure a person would take.My friend was reading them for a project at school,and zei u have got to read these boeken u will fall in love with them!So she gave me six months to read them all.I finished in a little less than three months.I fell head long into an adventure of a life time.These are boeken u laugh with cry over,and just plane out want to know if everything will be alright again.Things will never be the same,but life will go on in a diffrent way for all.These boeken will keep u wanting to read!
posted by cupcakeimissyou
YES! another. :3

I am a fan of LOTR and HP.!
this is not an 1000 reasons why. so. dont go into that. annoying habit
and before we go into Gandalf was a God. I dont think he was according to wiki.!

but lets get to it! Who do u think would WIN?!

I know they come from two totally different background but COME ON why not have a little fun
:D

Even though I think Gandalf is SOO awesome I am team Dumbledore! why?

because fact Dumbledore vs. Gandalf the Grey! hands down Dumbledore no thought to it.!

now Gandalf the White and Dumbledore I think it would be a LONG EPIC BEAUTIFUL! battle
but I STILL think dumbledore would win! what do u guys think i'm not going to go into detail just YET about WHY i want to respond to u guys responses and etc. so yeah!