Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Male: Did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked u out of hell?
He says "Where have u been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did u find me?"
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot
Male: Haven't I seen u someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
Male: So what do u do for a living?
Female:...
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