PLEASE MARRY MARY
Then my life will be complete
u will be so sweet
We love u Jason
Just not as much as Mason
Why, u may ask
Well, that's an easy task
Alone you're only Jason
But with Mary u are Mason
u two together are one
We'll love till you're gone
Even if I don't know you
I know u will be true
To our dear Mary
Who u intend to marry
Please do so I beg, dear
Because I cannot bear
The thought of u apart
It will break my heart
u are my OTP
u will forever be
Then my life will be complete
u will be so sweet
We love u Jason
Just not as much as Mason
Why, u may ask
Well, that's an easy task
Alone you're only Jason
But with Mary u are Mason
u two together are one
We'll love till you're gone
Even if I don't know you
I know u will be true
To our dear Mary
Who u intend to marry
Please do so I beg, dear
Because I cannot bear
The thought of u apart
It will break my heart
u are my OTP
u will forever be
BELLEROSE IS GOING TO SCARE JASON.
JASON IS GOING TO RUN AWAY.
IM GOING TO KILL JASON FOR RUNNING AWAY.
ILL DRAG HIS BODY TO MY HOUSE AND CUT HIS HEAD OFF SO I CAN EAT HIS FACE.
AND I WILL LOVE IT.
I WILL LOVE IT A LOT.
AND I WILL BE OBSESSED WITH EATING HIS FACE.
FOREVER.
AND EVER.
AND EVER.
AND EVER.
AND THEN BELLEROSE WILL HAVE BABIES WITH SOMEONE.
JASON IS GOING TO RUN AWAY.
IM GOING TO KILL JASON FOR RUNNING AWAY.
ILL DRAG HIS BODY TO MY HOUSE AND CUT HIS HEAD OFF SO I CAN EAT HIS FACE.
AND I WILL LOVE IT.
I WILL LOVE IT A LOT.
AND I WILL BE OBSESSED WITH EATING HIS FACE.
FOREVER.
AND EVER.
AND EVER.
AND EVER.
AND THEN BELLEROSE WILL HAVE BABIES WITH SOMEONE.
Let's see. THEY JUST DO
O B V I O U S L Y (read in Snape's voice)
Mary is crushing so hard on Jason
PLOT TWIST
She doesn't know it yet
WHY MARY WHY
Let him love you
Let him mary (tihi) you
Let him impregnate u
Make babies
Call them
Miriam
Alex
Sandy
Owen
Neville
And the last one u just call Mason
So
Why do they belong together?
Jason is a playaaaa
But he loves Mary
And Mary loves him back
Despite his playing
STAY TOGETHER 4EVER
Seriously my OTP
O B V I O U S L Y (read in Snape's voice)
Mary is crushing so hard on Jason
PLOT TWIST
She doesn't know it yet
WHY MARY WHY
Let him love you
Let him mary (tihi) you
Let him impregnate u
Make babies
Call them
Miriam
Alex
Sandy
Owen
Neville
And the last one u just call Mason
So
Why do they belong together?
Jason is a playaaaa
But he loves Mary
And Mary loves him back
Despite his playing
STAY TOGETHER 4EVER
Seriously my OTP
Mason. Mason.
That's their name!
And we'll keep using it
With no shame!
And while Mary might think
That this is lame,
Those thoughts in her head
Won't stay the same.
M-A-S-O-N
M-A-S-O-N
THIS IS THE SHIP
THAT WILL NEVER END!
What do u think? I personally love it, especially since I made it in five minuten xD
It seems like a poem. :3