hey what u do is, whatever time it is on your clock, make a funny random statement from the options below. I'll start


Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I had sex
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I licked
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I poked
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Reid & Hotch
02 or 32 min → Reid
03 or 33 min → Reid & Emily
04 or 34 min → Reid & JJ
05 or 35 min → Reid & Morgan
06 or 36 min → Reid & Garcia
07 or 37 min → Reid & Gideon
08 or 38 min → Reid & Elle
09 or 39 min → Reid & Will
10 or 40 min → Reid & Rossi
11 or 41 min → Reid & my boyfriend
12 or 42 min → Reid and only him!
13 or 43 min → Reid & heis Mom
14 or 44 min → Reid & Strauss
15 or 45 min → Reid & Kevin
16 or 46 min → Reid & an unsub
17 or 47 min → A Couple of Reid's
18 or 48 min → Half a Reid
19 or 49 min → A 1/3 of Reid
20 or 50 min → Reid & his girlfriend
21 or 51 min → Reid & my girlfriend
22 or 52 min → Reid at the bar
23 or 53 min → Reid on his desk
24 or 54 min → Reid in the Tec Room
25 or 55 min → Reid in Hotch's office
26 or 56 min → Reid in the bathroom
27 or 57 min → Reid at his place
28 or 58 min → Reid and Lila Archer's pool
29 or 59 min → Reid at my place
30 or 00 min → Reid at a restaurant

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate her/it
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because she/it was hot

i promise you randomness and laughter :D