Gretchen Wieners: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.


Mr. Duvall: Miss Smith?
Karen Smith: Whoever wrote it probably didn't think anyone would ever see it?
Mr. Duvall: I hope that nobody else ever does see it.

Regina George: 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?
Gretchen Weiners: Um..48 into 120?
Regina George: I'm only eating foods with less than 30% calories of fat.
Cady Heron: It's 40%. Well, 48 over 120 equals x over a 100 and then u kruis multiply and get the value of x.
Regina George: Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries.

Mr. Duvall: Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!

Damian: Four for u Glen Coco, u GO Glen Coco! ....And none for Gretchen Weiners.Bye
Damian: Four for u Glen Coco, u go Glen Coco! And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

Cady Heron: I hate her! I mean, she's really failing me on purpose, just because I didn't kom bij that stupid Mathletes! She was so queer, she was like, "I'm pusher Cady, I'm a pusher."
Regina George: Hahaha!!! What does that even mean?


Cady Heron: Hey!
Karen Smith: (Shocked, startled and scared) Why are dressed so scary?
Karen Smith: Why are dressed so scary?
Cady Heron: It's Halloween.



Damian: [guarding Cady down the hall] Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!
Damian: Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!



Cady Heron: I hated Regina George! I hated her!
Ms. Norbury: Oh, hi. Did u wanna buy some drugs?


Damian: [driving away] I want my roze overhemd, shirt back!!! I want my roze overhemd, shirt back!!!
Damian: I want my roze overhemd, shirt back! I want my roze overhemd, shirt back!

Coach Carr: every one grab some rubbers
Coach Carr: Every one grab some rubbers.



Gretchen Weiners: that so fetch!
Gretchen Weiners: That is so fetch!


Coach Carr: Don't have sex. Because u will get pregnant, and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just... don't do it. Promise?
Coach Carr: Alright, everybody grab some rubbers.


Regina George: So you're, like, really pretty.
Cady Heron: Thank you.
Regina George: So u agree?
Cady Heron: What?
Regina George: u think you're really pretty?


Karen Smith: u wanna do something fun? u wanna go to taco Bell?
Regina George: I can't go to taco Bell! I'm on an all-carb diet! God, Karen, u are so stupid!

Karen Smith: u know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.
Gretchen Weiners: u did not just say that.
Karen Smith: Why? He's a good kisser.
Gretchen Weiners: He is your cousin!
Karen Smith: Yeah, but he's my first cousin.
Gretchen Weiners: Right.
Karen Smith: So u have your cousins, and u have your first cousins, and u have your seconde cousins...
Gretchen Weiners: No, honey. Uh-uh.
Karen Smith: That's not right, is it?
Gretchen Weiners: That is so not right.


Regina George: This is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results. If u could have her call me as soon as she can? It's urgent. Thank you!


Gretchen Weiners: Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. It's Monday.
Regina George: So?
Karen Smith: So that's against the rules and u can't sit with us.
Regina George: Whatever. Those rules aren't real.
Karen Smith: They were real that dag I wore a vest!
Regina George: It was because that vest was disgusting!
Gretchen Weiners: u CAN'T SIT WITH US!


Regina George: Gretchen, stop trying to make *fetch* happen. It's not going to happen!

Karen Smith: I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady Heron: What do u mean?
Karen Smith: It's like I have ESPN of something. My breasts can tell when it's gonna rain.

Regina George: Boo, u whore.

Bethany: Somebody wrote in the book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use XXL tampons, but It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!

Karen Smith: There's a 30% chance that it's already raining...

Janis Ian: Wow Damian you've truly outgayed yourself.

Cady Heron: In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of jaar a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it. No one had told me about the girl world rule.

Regina George: *On the phone* Oh this is Suzanne from planned parenthood. Can u get her to call us back? We have her test results. It's urgent. *Puts phone down* She's not going anywhere!


Gretchen Weiners: Somebody should just stab Ceasar.

Karen Smith: ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK!
Karen Smith: On Wednesdays we wear pink!

Karen Smith: Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at u that time u got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.

Gretchen Weiners: Oh my God, Karen! u can't just ask people why they're white!

Damian: Oh, my God! I 'love' this song!
Janis Ian: I 'hate' this song!
Cady Heron: I 'know' this song!


Regina George: Why don't I know you?
Cady Heron: I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.
Regina George: What?
Cady Heron: I used to be home-schooled.
Regina George: Wait... what?
Cady Heron: My mom taught me at home...
Regina George: No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!
Cady Heron: I didn't say anything
Cady Heron: I didn't say anything.
Regina George: Wait you're from Africa? But you're, like, really pretty.
Cady Heron: Thank you.
Regina George: So u agree?
Cady Heron: What?
Regina George: u think you're really pretty?
Cady Heron: Oh... I don't know
Cady Heron: Oh... I don't know.


Gretchen Weiners: That is so fetch!
Regina George: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

Janis Ian: What is that smell?
Cady Heron: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume
Cady Heron: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
Janis Ian: u smell like a baby prostitute
Janis Ian: u smell like a baby prostitute.
Cady Heron: Thanks
Cady Heron: Thanks.

Regina George: Your bracelet is really pretty where did u get it? I love it!
Cady Heron: Oh my mom made it.
Gretchen Weiners: So Fetch!
Regina George: What is fetch?
Gretchen Weiners: Oh, it's like slang, from... England.

Cady Heron: Oh, god.
Janis Ian: u dirty little liar!
Cady Heron: I'm sorry, I can explain.
Janis Ian: Explain how u forgot to invite us to your party?
Damian: Janis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew.
Cady Heron: u know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be plastic.
Janis Ian: Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic!
Damian: Curfew, 1:00 AM, it is now 1:10!
Janis Ian: Did u have an awesome time? Did u drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?
Cady Heron: u know what? You're the one who made me like this so u could use me for your 8th grade revenge!
Janis Ian: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! u try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!"
Janis Ian: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! u try to act so innocent like, 'Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!'
Cady Heron: u know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, of something!
Janis Ian: What?!
Damian: Oh, no, she did not!
Janis Ian: See? That's the thing with u plastics. u think everybody is in love with u when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Aaron Samuels, for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are u still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell u why, because u are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. u can have this. It won a prize!
Damian: And I want my roze overhemd, shirt back! I want my roze overhemd, shirt back!


Mr. Duvall: So, uh... how was your summer?
Ms. Norbury: I got divorced.
Mr. Duvall: Oh. My carpal tunnel came back.
Ms. Norbury: I win
Ms. Norbury: I win.

Mr. Duvall: Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!

Cady Heron: Wait Regina, I didn't mean for this to happen!
Regina George: To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care!
Cady Heron: Wait Regina, just listen!
Regina George: No! Do u know what everyone says about u behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! u can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c-!
Cady Heron: (Narrating) And that's how Regina died, no I'm totally kidding but she was hurt. Some people say the bus meant to hit her, but that was just a rumor. Other people zei that 'I' pushed her. That was a even worse rumor.
Cady Heron: [narrating] And that's how Regina died, no I'm totally kidding but she was hurt. Some people say the bus meant to hit her, but that was just a rumor. Other people zei that 'I' pushed her. That was a even worse rumor.
Betsy Heron: Where's Cady?
Chip Heron: Oh she went out
Chip Heron: Oh she went out.
Betsy Heron: But she's grounded
Betsy Heron: But she's grounded.
Chip Heron: Oh are they not allowed out when they're grounded?






Cady Heron: Hey!
Regina George: Why were u talking to Janis Ian?
Cady Heron: I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, u know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.
Regina George: She's so pathetic. Let me tell u something about Janis Ian. We were best vrienden in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't u call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are u so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.




Mrs. George: I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!"
Mrs. George: I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!

Karen Smith: If you're from Africa, Why are u white?
Gretchen Weiners: Oh My Gosh, Karen, u don't just ask people why they're white.

Gretchen Weiners: [in her English class essay, after being humiliated door Regina] Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!

Janis Ian: u got your... freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. jocks, Asian nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity jocks, Unfriendly black hotties, Girls who eat their feelings, Girls who don't eat anything, Desperate wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually active band geeks, the greatest people u will ever meet and the worst: Beware of plastics.

Janis Ian: u smell like a baby prostitute.

Gretchen Weiners: So Fetch!
Regina George: What is fetch?
Gretchen Weiners: Oh, it's like slang, from... England.

Cady Heron: And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.
Damian: And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

Coach Carr: Don't have sex. Because u will get pregnant. And die.

Karen Smith: So if you're from Africa, why are u white?
Regina George: Oh my god Karen! u can't just ask people why they're white.





Cady Heron: u know I couldn't invite you! I had to pretend to be Plastic!
Janis Ian: Pfft! Buddy, you're not pretending anymore! You're PLASTIC. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.

Gretchen Weiners: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

Regina George: Get in loser, we're going shopping.

Janis Ian: That there is Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls u will ever meet. Damian sat volgende to her in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell 'orange'.
Cady Heron: *Smirks*.
Janis Ian: That little one, that's Gretchen Weiners.
Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented tosti apparaat, broodrooster Strudel.
Janis Ian: Gretchen is in everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
Janis Ian: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't get me wrong, she may seem like your typical selfish,back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag but in reality, she's so much meer than that.
Damian: She's the Queen Bee, the Star. Those other two are just her little workers.

Karen Smith: (On the phone with Regina) I can't go out tonight *fake coughs*. I'm sick.
Karen Smith: [on the phone with Regina] I can't go out tonight *fake coughs*. I'm sick.
Regina George: Boo u whore! *hangs up*.

Gretchen Weiners: What are you?
Karen Smith: I'm a muis DuH!..

Janis Ian: Your mom's chest hair!

Karen Smith: Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends
Karen Smith: Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends.
Gretchen Wieners: Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends.

Karen Smith: If you're from Africa... Why are u white?
Gretchen Weiners: Oh my god, Karen. u can't just ask people why they're white!

Damian: She doesn't even go here!

Cady Heron: u know I couldn't invite you, I had to pretend to be plastic!
Janis Ian: Pfft! Buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny hard plastic.

Cady Heron: I know I may seem like a bitch, but that's only because I'm acting like a bitch.

Damian: Oh my God, Danny DeVito I love your work!

Regina George: "I want to lose 3 pounds..."
Regina George: I want to lose 3 pounds...

Karen Smith: (in a fake sick voice) i cant go out, im sick *cough* cough*
Karen Smith: [in a fake sick voice] I can't go out, I'm sick. *cough* cough*
Regina George: Boo, u whore
Regina George: Boo, u whore.

Karen Smith: My breasts, then can sense when its going to rain
Karen Smith: My breasts, then can sense when its going to rain.
Cady Heron: thats amazing
Cady Heron: That's amazing.
Karen Smith: well, they can sense when its raining
Karen Smith: Well, they can sense when its raining.

Janis Ian: Those bitches!

Gretchen Weiners: u cant sit here!!!!
Gretchen Weiners: u can't sit here!

Cady Heron: grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool.
Cady Heron: Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool.

Damian: She doesn't even go here!

Gretchen Weiners: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.

Coach Carr: Don't have sex. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up... just don't do it, promise? Take some rubbers.

Janis Ian: That there is Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls u will ever meet. Damian sat volgende to her in English glass last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
Janis Ian: And that little one, that's Gretchen Weiners. She's in everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets!

Cady Heron: And on the third dag God created the Remington Bolt Action geweer-, geweer so that man could shoot the dinosaurs, and the homosexuals.

Damian: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! u go, Glenn Coco. And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" reiger, heron here?
Damian: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! u go, Glenn Coco. And uh... 'Caddy' Heron. Do we have a 'Caddy' reiger, heron here?
Cady Heron: It's Cady.
Damian: Oh Cady, here u go, one for you. And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

Karen Smith: [to Cady] So if you're from Africa, why are u white?
Gretchen Weiners: Oh my God Karen, u can't just ask people why they're white.

Gretchen Weiners: Make sure u check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks! *wink*

Damian: I want my roze overhemd, shirt back!
Damian: And I want my roze overhemd, shirt back!

Janis Ian: I don't know why. Its probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!
Janis Ian: I guess it's probably because I've got a big *lesbian* crush on you! Suck on *that*!

Damian: Glenn Coco? FOUR for u Glenn Coco! u GO Glenn Coco.
Damian: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! u go, Glenn Coco.

Regina George: Is boter a carb?
Cady Heron: ............. YES.
Cady Heron: YES.
Cady Heron: Yes!

Gretchen Weiners: Ohmigawd Karen u can't just ask people why they're white
Gretchen Weiners: Oh my god Karen, u can't just ask people why they're white.

Janis Ian: Plastic!

Janis Ian: Your mom's chest hair!

Damian: My nanna takes off her wig when she's drunk..
Damian: My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.
Ms. Norbury: Your nanna and I have that in common.
Ms. Norbury: Your grandmother and I have that in common.

Janis Ian: That one there, that's Karen Smith, she is one of the dumbest girls u will ever meet. Damian sat volgende to her in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
Janis Ian: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented tosti apparaat, broodrooster Streudels.
Janis Ian: Gretchen Wieners know's everybody's knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis Ian: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much meer than that.
Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.

Gretchen Weiners: u can't sit with us!

Regina George: Boo! u whore.
Regina George: Boo, u whore!

Gretchen Weiners: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

Karen Smith: So if you're from Africa....then why are u white?
Karen Smith: So if you're from Africa. Then why are u white?

Regina George: Boo u Whore
Regina George: Boo, u whore!

Damian: Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! u go, Glenn Coco!
Damian: Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! u go, Glenn Coco.

Gretchen Weiners: that is so Fetch!
Gretchen Weiners: That is so fetch!

Regina George: get in loser, we're going shopping!
Regina George: Get in loser, we're going shopping.

Regina George: That is the ugliest f-ing rok I've ever seen.

Bethany: It zei in that book that I lied about being a virgin because I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.

Damian: Danny Devito! I love your work!

Ms. Norbury: Hi! Would u like to buy some drugs?
Ms. Norbury: Hi! Did u wanna to buy some drugs?

Gretchen Weiners: u can't sit with us!

Janis Ian: (when asked what her wig is made of) Your mum's chest hair!

Karen Smith: If you're from Africa.. why are u white?
Gretchen Weiners: OMG Karen u can't just ask people why they're white..
Gretchen Weiners: OMG Karen u can't just ask people why they're white!

Regina George: Boo, u whore!

Cady Heron: I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.

Cady Heron: Regina zei she'll talk to Aaron. And now she is. How can Janis hate her? She's such a good... SLUT!