This Michael Jackson foto contains
fedora, vilten hoed, homburg, cowboyhoed, trilby, fedora met vilten hoed, stetson, pak, schipper, leghorn, panama, hoed, zeeman, skimmer, strooien hoed, livorno, panama hoed, matroos, and stro hoed.
There might also be
bever, castor, snap rand hoed, and module rand hoed.
WARNING! Extremely suggestive & erotic content inside! I remember feeling dirty listening to this song when I was too little to understand the lyrics. So imagine my feelings now that Michael is in the picture. This should be illegal. Enjoy!