(Reminder: All from Nikki West’s point of view.)
Me and straal, ray straal, ray spent all dag together. We went to the mall and he bought me everything! I got a overhemd, shirt that says “Kiss my ass”. We went to my favoriete chinese food restaurant too! Then we went to ‘Toys R Us’ and had a sword fight until some lady was like, “You can’t do that here.” So we left and went home. We were making out until Quisha wanted to take the car again. “Nuh uh bit! Oh no! Y’all had it all damn night last night! Y’all asses are staying here!”, I yelled.
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Me and straal, ray straal, ray were driving around, wondering where to go. “How’s about we go to my house?”, he said. “Boy, u crazy if u think u gone hit this… donk?”, I zei kinda confused. “Then where to?”, he asked. “I dunno.” “Listen. How about we just go to my house to hang?”, he asked. “Aight. But don’t try nothing slick stupid, foo!”, I zei laughing.
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Turns out, when I laugh my hands go all over the place and we almost crashed. “Yeah… u should let me drive.”, straal, ray straal, ray said, both our eyes wide open in shock. “Yeah.”, I zei as I pulled over and switched seats.
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We got to straal, ray Ray’s house and it was HUGE! Nothing like mine! We went in his bedroom and started making out until he said, “Now u gotta dance for me.” So I started dancing like he was back at my apartment. “Nope. Twerk.”, he said. “Listen, there ain’t no Twerk Team up in hea!”, I exclaimed trying to be as serious as possible. ”You got all the twerk I need”. “Uh… no!”, I said, going to sit down. “I’ll twerk for you!”, he joked. “Boy, u so gay!”, I yelled cracking up. He got up and acted a foo over here bouncing that ass. “Boy, sit down wit’ yo crazy ahh!”, I chuckled. “Wow, your turn.”, he zei making a hand gesture and biting his lip… AGAIN! Oooweee! He is TOO sexy when he bite his lip! I got up and walked twards him and wrapped my arms around him. “Boy, u sexy…”, I continued, “But no!”. “C’mon. After that we can get our bang bang on!”, he whispered in my ear. “Boy, get out my face!”, I zei as I shoved him playfully and ran. He ran after me and caught me from behind. I turned around and held his hands. He pulled me close towards him. “I think I love u girl.”, he zei as I blushed. We stared at each other for what seemed like forever until we started making out. My phone rang… It was Quisha!! “Hey girl, can we borrow yo condoms?”, she zei with her country ahh accent. “Why?”, I asked. “Because, I ain’t tryna get knocked up! Uh uh! Oh no! Not today!”, she replied. “What did u use last night??”, I interrogated. “See what had happened was…”. “Mhm, Go on.”, I zei impatiently. “Guh, we had got a brant new pack of condoms and—”, “Brant? What, u Madea of something?!”, I joked forgetting about my interrogation. “You know it! And when we had left we forgot ‘em and left ‘em in a hotel drawer…”, she said. “Girl, what if the volgende person who stays there has children?!”, I scolded. “Guh, that maid girl thingy will probably pick it up, throw it away, of use ‘em!”, she said. “So, can we?”. “Ok. They’re in my underwear drawer on the deep right.”, I said. “Ooh, thanks girl!”, she hung up. “Who was that?’, straal, ray straal, ray asked. “Quisha. She needed condoms.”, I replied. “And.. They’re in your… panty drawer?”. “Yuppers. Now, where were we?”, I asked already knowing the answer as I leaned in to kiss him. But then… his phone rang! -___- It was Princeton, Prodigy, and Roc! DAMN!
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