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iGo To Japan Logo

iGo to Japan
Sam: Carly, when Mrs. Briggs zei that u couldn't pick people for the talent toon did u give up?
Carly: No.
Sam: And what about the time when those cops were screaming and yelling at me to stop running, did I give up?
Carly: No, u kept running.
Sam: And Freddie, have u gegeven up that someday Carly will fall in love with you?
Freddie: No.
Sam: Well u should.

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Mrs. Benson: I will not do my business in this bucket! I'm a lady!
Freight Dog: Oh, I understand. [hands Mrs. Benson a roze bucket with flowers]...

iDate A Bad Boy Script

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Carly and Griffin

iDate a Bad Boy
Carly:[to spencer] Are u folding that laundry of assulting it?

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Griffin: I didn't steal it. Just took it for a little joy ride.
Spencer: Well, what about my joy?!
Carly: Yeah, look what u made him do to our laundry! I'm gonna have to refold most of that!

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T-Bo: u want some bagels?
Spencer: ...What?
T-Bo: We sell bagels now.
Spencer: Oh, cool, but no, I don't want any bagels. Just two aardbei Splat smoothies, and-
T-Bo:...

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iPsycho Script

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Carly, Sam, Freddie, Gibby, Guppy and Nora

iPsycho
Spencer: Where's the flyswatter?
Carly: I threw it away!
Spencer: Why?
Carly: Because it's not nice to kill things!

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Carly: When do we go to the bathroom?
Freddie: That is up to your bladder.
Spencer: Do girls have bladders?
Carly: No, we store pee in our feet.
Spencer: Don't joke about urine!

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Gibby: We slept in a tent made out of garbage!
Spencer: u slept like a bunny!

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iFight Shelby Marx Script

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Carly and Shelby

iFight Shelby Marx
Freddie: [watching Shelby on TV] Okay, how do I make that girl my future wife?
Carly: I thought u wanted me to be your future wife.
Freddie: Could that happen?
Carly: Could not happen.

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Wendy: Carly, you're seriously gonna fight Shelby Marx?
Carly: Well, yeah, but it's just for fun...
Sam: Do u know how hard she can stempel, punch and kick? I heard that Shelby once knocked this Russian girl's teeth out with just a kick to the jaw.
Wendy: Poor Russian girl.
Sam: Yeah! And now she talks like blah, blah, blah,...

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iQuit iCarly Script

posted by MirandaC4life

Carly, Sam, Fleck and Dave

iQuit iCarly
Sam: T-Bo!
T-Bo: [drops smoothie; angrily] What?!
Sam: We want a tafel, tabel that's as far away from them as possible! [indicates Carly and Dave]
T-Bo: [still angry] Have I ever cared where u sat?!

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Sam: ...You dip your french fries in your smoothie?
Fleck: Yeah, try it.
Sam: Okay, but...(she does and takes a bite of it) Seems kinda weird, because the french fry's all salty, and the smoothie's all...oh my god, you're a genius.
Fleck: Yeah.

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iSaved Your Life Script

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Carly and Freddie

iSaved Your Life
Spencer: [inside Sam's locker] HEEEERE'S SPENCY! [laughs; Sam closes her locker and walks away] I gotta quit saying witty things before I blow.

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Spencer: u bought a taco?
Sam: Uh-huh.
Spencer: From the truck that hit Freddie?
Sam: Well, me starving is not gonna help him.

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Freddie: Mom, I'm not allergic to flowers!
Mrs. Benson: And u weren't allergic to Mexican food trucks, but look at u now!

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iStart A Fanwar Script

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Carly, Sam and Freddie

iStart a fan War
Carly: (to Adam via video chat) Freddie was just heading out.
Freddie: (wearing a sailor's hat) Ah. Guess i'm heading out.
Carly: Leave the hat.
Freddie: No, I NEED TO WEAR IT! (runs)

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Carly: Of course, we tried to go to Webicon last year...
Freddie: But we were captured door a maniac who locked us in her basement.
Sam: She tried to kill our friend Gibby!
Carly: But luckily, Gibby took his overhemd, shirt off and beat her down.
Gibby: GIBBAY.

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iDrive Thru: Stupid vragen Script

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Spencer Ordering

iDrive Thru: Stupid Questions
Spencer: Um, can we see a menu, please?
Attendant: All of the food is listed right in front of you.
Spencer: Ooooooooooh, I see! Well, we'd like to have some...foooood.
Attendant: Sure, what would u like?
Sam: Can I get a cheeseburger, but with no meat, and um, no cheese, and um, no bun.
Attendant: I'm sorry, what?
Freddie: We're from Australia.
Spencer: Yes, can I please have an Australian beef stick?

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Attendant: (is right outside their car) Okay, what do u guys want on your-(the group starts screaming. Spencer takes his hat and puts it in the car. They drive off)
Sam: Wait, wait, what about Carly!
(the Attendant stares at the camera. he glares at Carly,and Carly runs off.)

iDrive Thru: Starring Victoria Justice

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Victoria Ordering

iDrive Thru: Starring Victoria Justice
Freddie: u really do look a lot like that Shelby Marx girl.
Victoria: Yeah, I get that all the time.

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Freddie: (quietly, to Victoria) Are u dating anyone?
Sam: What is it with u and brunettes in skirts?!
Freddie: I LIKE THEM!
Sam: HAHA
Freddie: Leave me alone!
Victoria: No, why? I'm a little old for u.
Freddie: So!
Victoria: No thanks
Freddie (whisperie) dainet!

Kissin U Lyrics

posted by MirandaC4life

Sparks fly
It's like electricity
I might die
When I forget how to breathe
You get closer and there's
No where in this world I'd rather be

Time stops
Like everything around me
Is frozen
And nothing matters but these
Few moments when u open my mind to things
I've never seen

'Cause when I'm kissing u
My senses come alive
Almost like the puzzle piece
I've been trying to find
Falls right into place
You're all that it takes
My doubts fade away
When I'm Kissin U

When I'm Kissin U
It all starts making sense
And all the vragen
Ive been asking in my head
Like are u the one should I really trust
Crystal clear...

iCarly (Biography)

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iCarly logo

iCarly is an American sitcom that focuses on a girl named Carly Shay who creates her own web toon called iCarly with her best vrienden Sam and Freddie. The series was created door Dan Schneider, who also serves as executive producer. It stars Miranda Cosgrove as Carly, Jennette McCurdy as Sam, Nathan Kress as Freddie, Jerry Trainor as Spencer, and Noah Munck as Gibby. The toon is taped at Nickelodeon On Sunset in Hollywood, California.

The toon premiered on Nickelodeon on September 8, 2007. It was originally rated TV-Y7, and later, TV-G. Production of Season 4 began in May 2010[1][2] and ended...

iSpace Out Script

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Carly, Sam and Freddie

iSpace Out
Carly: AND NOW!
Sam: We take our buckets...
Carly: And do THIS! (she and Sam both drop their foamy water on a laptop) And that's the PROPER way...
Sam: To clean your parents' laptop!

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Spencer: Hey, have u ever tried Oystamato?
Carly: No.
Spencer: WORST DRINK EVER! It's a blend of tomaat sap and oyster juice.
Carly: u hate tomatoes AND oysters.
Spencer: I know.
Carly: So, what made u think you'd like a blend of their juices?
Spencer: I didn't think it through.

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Carly Shay (Biography)

posted by MirandaC4life

Carlotta "Carly" Shay (born July 24, 1994)[1] (age 16) is the main protagonist of the TV series iCarly, and her own webshow, iCarly. She is the younger sister of Spencer Shay and the daughter of Colonel Steven Shay and Mrs. Shay. She lives with her older brother, Spencer, in Apartment 8-C at Bushwell Plaza, while their father is stationed on a Navy submarine; her mother is never mentioned. She is the best friend of Sam Puckett and former best friend of Missy Robinson whom she hung out with during her childhood. She is also the best friend and ex-girlfriend of Freddie Benson who lives across...

iDrive Thru: Can We Take YOUR Order Script

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Sam Ordering (screaming)

iDriveThru: Can We Take YOUR Order?
Attendant: Hello? Wait, what?
Spencer: Oh! So u want nine big hamburgers? Okay!
Attendant: Uh, can u wait just a second?
Sam: u want eleven orders of fries?
Attendant: u want fries?
Freddie: No, u do!
Spencer: u just zei so, and we all heard it!
Attendant: Um, can u repeat that?

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(as the group is driving away, Spencer backs up to the drive thru again)
Spencer: That'll be nine thousand dollars, and I would like to have your sister's phone number.
Attendant: WHAT?
Spencer: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Sam: (points her finger out the window) TO WISCONSIN!
Freddie: GO TO WISCONSIN!
Spencer: WISCONSIN! (they drive away. The screen fades out)
Freddie: Wait...where's Carly?

Miranda Cosgrove (Biography)

posted by MirandaC4life

Miranda Taylor Cosgrove (born May 14, 1993)[1] is an American film and televisie actress and pop recording artist. Cosgrove played the roles of Megan Parker in mannetjeseend, drake & Josh and titel character in iCarly. Her career started at the age of three, participating in televisie commercials. Cosgrove's film debut was in 2003, as Summer Hathaway in School of Rock. After years of small televisie appearances, Cosgrove was cast into the hit toon mannetjeseend, drake & Josh and later in iCarly. Cosgrove earns US$180,000 per episode of iCarly, making her the seconde highest paid child ster on television.[2]

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