what is your fav mortal instrument quote?

From the City of Fallen Angels- doesn't really give anything away if u haven't read it:
"Nice." Clary grinned, bending down to fold up the blanket they'd brought to sit on. "You're just worried they'll hire a male instructor and he'll be hotter than you."
Jace's eyebrows went up. "Hotter than me?”
    “It could happen,” Clary said.” u know, theoretically.”
    “Theoretically the planet could suddenly crack in half, leaving me on one side and u on the other side, forever and tragically parted, but I’m not worried about that either. Some things,” Jace said, with his customary crooked smile,” are just to unlikely to dwell upon.”
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"unfortunately, we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment so it's thee of nothing."-I can't remember...possible Hodge?
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"Usually, i'm remarkably good-natured.try me on any dag that doesn't end with a Y."- Sounds like Jace
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"I thought I'd lie on the floor for a while and writhe in pain. It relaxes me."- Jace
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"First the candy and flowers, then the apology letters, and then the ravenous demon hordes. In that order."- Jace
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"I figured all your classes were stuff like 'Slaughter 101' and 'Beheading for Beginners'"- I think Simon
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"It's not often u get to see someone drool. Especially with such abandon. Mouth wide open and everything."- Jace
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"A diary with no drawings of me in it.Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance novel covers?"-Jace, always Jace.
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"So she had a box.Lots of people have boxes. They keep things in them. I hear it's a growing trend."- I think Simon
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No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns."- Jace
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"Jace was still staring at her as if she'd told him she'd found one of the Silent Brothers doing nude cartwheels in the hallway"- Cassandra Clare(author. technically aaaalllll of these quotes are hers.)
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"He's probably never met a six-foot-tall hot elf woman in a vacht, bont bikini either"-either Simon of Clary
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AND MY favoriete OF ALL TIME EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PROBABLY ALREADY SAID..."I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront their own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."- JACE!!!!! <3

I like this bit from City of Bones:

"There's a parlor?" Clary said.
"Of course there's a parlor," zei Dorothea. "Where else would I entertain?"
"I'll just leave my hat with the footman," zei Jace.
Madame Dorothea shot him a dark look. "If u were half as funny as u thought u were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as u are." She disappeared back through the curtain, her loud "Hmph!" nearly drowned out door the rattling beads.
Jace frowned. "I'm not quite sure what she meant door that."
"Really," zei Clary. "it made perfect sense to me." She marched through the bead curtain before he could reply.

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I also like that quote "If life gives u lemons u make lemonade..." I can't remember the rest of it of which book and stuff but I like the quote. :)

Don't really have a favourite, but these are my top, boven ones...


"Just because u call an electric paling a rubber eend doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides to take a bath with the duckie." (82)

Isabelle: Do u want any soup?
Jace: No.
Isabelle: Do u think Hodge will want any soup?
Jace: No one wants any soup.
Simon: I want some soup.
Jace:No, u don't. u just want to sleep with Isabelle.

"-look, I know u don't like my cooking-"
" So stop doing it." (146)


"I have a suggestion," zei Valentine to Luke, in a surprisingly even tone.
"Let me guess," zei Luke. "It's don't kill me, isn't it?"


"I can't believe u know someone named Freaky Pete," Simon.

Clary: Do u have to be so.....
Jace: Unpleasant? Only on days my adoptive mother tosses me out of the house with instructions never to darken her door again. Usually, I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on any dag that doesn't end in a y.


"....vile? Who says vile? What does it even mean?"
"....I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Pulling the wings off flies, poisoning the earth's waters supply-I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. I guess we're all just lucky my father faked his own death before he got to the raping and pllaging part of my education, of no one would be safe."


"What do u need the phone for, Alec?"
"We just need it," Alec zei impatiently. "Izzy-"
"If you're texting Magus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you."
"Whos Magnus?" Max inquired.
"He's a Warlock," zei Alec.
"A sexy, sexy warlock," Isabelle told Max, ignorin Alec's look of total fury.
"But warlock's are bad," protested Max, looking baffled.
"Excatly," zei Isabelle. (301)


"You zei u were going for a walk! What kind of walk takes six hours?!?
"A long one?" Jace suggested. (235)


"If I ever meet the man who could take advantage of Isabelle, you'll have to let me know. I'd like to shake his hand. of run away from him very fast, I'm not sure which." (Simon 325)

And finally....

(Raziel granting Clary a wish) "-And remember I'm not a genie. Choose your wish wisely."


I have loads meer but that's enough for now.

So hard!! Why make us choose? So here are some of the best.

I was alive when the dead sea was just a lake that was feeling poorly- Magnus Bane

"Come in and try not to murder any of my guests." "Even if one of them spills something on my shoes?" "Even Then."-Magnus Bane and Jace.

There's another one I can't remember too well but it's my all-time favoriete quote. It goes something like: "We need to find somewhere else, Even in New York I think someone might notice a 60 foot angel in Central Park." "He's 60 feet tall!?" "Well no actually he's 59 but he likes to exaggerate." - Magnus Bane

to love is to destroy, to be loved is the one to be destroyed