what r ur favoriete quotes from the series?

Jace door far says the funniest quotes, especially when people are trying to be serious.

Inquisitor = "The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."
Jace =" Enormous? Did u just call me fat?"
Inquisitor ="It was an analogy."
Jace = "I am not fat."

(talking about Valentine)
Jace= "Yeah, he's terrified I'll tell everyone that he's always really wanted to be a ballerina."
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"Yes," zei Jace unable to help himself," I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Pulling the wings off flies, poisoning the Earth's water supply - I was covering that stuff in Kindergarten. I guess we're all just lucky my father faked his own death before he got to the raping and pillaging part of my education, of no one would be safe."

Him and Simon arguing always made me laugh, and Alec and Magnus.

Alec, "We're not dating."
Magnus, "Oh? So you're just that friendly with everybody, is that it?"

Isabelle= "How did u get Magnus to let Jace leave?"
Clary ="Traded him for Alec."
Isabelle= "Not permanently?!"
Jace= "No, just for a few hours- unless I don't come back, then maybe he does get to keep Alec."
Isabelle= "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
Simon= "That u freed a possible criminal door trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. No, probably not."

"There is no pretending," Jace zei with absolute clarity. "I love you, and I will love u until I die, and if there is life after that, I'll love u then."

- Jace Wayland, City of Glass

Here are some of my favourites... xD

"Patience grasshopper," zei Maia. "Good things come to those who wait."

"I always thought that it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave'", zei Simon. "No wonder I've been so confused all my life."

Clary - "Look u can datum whoever u want and I will totally support you. I am all about support. Support is my middle name."

Simon- "So that's why u never told me your middle name. I figured it was something embarrasing."

"Is this the part where u start tearing off strips of your overhemd, shirt to bind my wounds?"
"If u wanted me to rip my clothes off, u should have just asked."
--Clary and Jace

"...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.'
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on ebay," Clary muttered.
"Selling them on what?"
Clary smiled blandly at him, "A mythical place of great magical power."

Jace: Do u remember back at the hotel when u promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?
Clary: It was Simon who promised u the sponge bath.
Simon: As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome.
Jace: I knew we should have left u a rat.


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Anything Jace says!
I think one of them is from City of Ashes, where Clary has found out she can make her own ruens and then Jace goes: "Someone do me" of something like that and then Magnus goes "A regrettable choice of words"
It made me laugh :D

I like:

"Is standing door the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" asked Simon.
"No," Jace said. "Sometimes he sits on the divan, bank and does it."

u zei u were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?"
"A long one?"
-Alec and Jace

I don't remember the Clave inviting u into the Glass City, Magnus Bane."
They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down."
Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed."
Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down.

Meanwhile," Simon added, "I wanted to tell u that lately I've been cross-dressing. Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. I thought u should know."

"Mom, I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know u may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know u may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell u that undead are just like u and me…Well, okay. Possibly meer like me than you” (Simon

In City of Ashes:

Jace: That does it, I'm going to get u a dictionary for Christmas this year.
Isabelle: Why?
Jace: So u can look up 'fun'. I'm not sure u know what it means.
[...]
Isabelle: You're raining on my parade.
Jace: It's alerady a pretty wet parade, if u hadn't noticed.

OMG I HAVE A MILLION :D lol

“Why are u always such an asshat?”
-Clary

They come to a world and use it up. They can’t build, just destroy. They can’t make, only use.
-Jace

“aren’t u uh…” Clary searched for the right word.” Reproducing?”
Jace burst out laughing as then carriage made a sudden left turn.
“Sure,” he said,” we love reproducing, it’s one of our favoriete things.”
-Clary and Jace<3

“If this when u start tearing strips off your t-shirt to bind up my wound?”
“If u want me to rip my clothes off, u should have just asked.”
-Clary and Jace<3

“Good idea, if you’re going to take on a liar of vampires door yourself, you’d better pray first.”
-Magnus

“They don’t say anything, they just nod. The nod means, `I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are badass,` but they don’t say anything because they’re wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain,”
-Simonn<3

“It’s the mortal cup jace, not the Mortal toilet bowl,”
-Isabelle

These are only from the first book...baha<3

-"i don't remember the Clave inviting u into the city, Magnus Bane."
'You didn't,' Magnus said, 'Your wards are down.'
"Really?" the Consul's voice dripped with sarcasm "I hadn't notcied."
Magnus looked concerned, "That's terrible, someone should have told you." He glanced at luke, "Tell him the wards are down."-

-"...at least u don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting." zei Jace.-

-"The cuckoo bird," she said. "You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."
"Enormous?" zei Jace. "Did u just call me fat?"
"It was an analogy."
"I am not fat."-
-- Jace and the Inquisitor

City of Bones:

Pg 6:
"Meanwhile," Simon added, "I wanted to tell u that lately I've been cross-dressing. Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. I thought u should know."

Pg 12:
It was Alec who spoke up first. "What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there.
"It's a girl," Jace said, recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one."

Pg 20:
"Besides, it's not a favor," Simon added, "it's a poetry slam around the block from your house. It's not like I'm inviting u to some orgy in Hoboken. Your mom can come along if she wants."
"ORGY IN HOBOKEN!" Clary heard someone, probably Eric, yell.

Pg 21:
[Simon]: "Then I'll come alone. I'll pick u up and we can walk over there together, meet the rest there. Your mom won't mind. She loves me."
Clary had to laugh. "Sign of her questionable taste, if u ask me."

Pg 28:
"Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
"Actually, it's just me," zei Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling." He waved at Clary from the doorway. "You ready?"

Pg 30:
"Well, u know, your mom gets like this sometimes," Simon said. "Like when she breathes in of out." He grinned at her around his veggie burrito.

Pg 36:
[Simon] shook his head determinedly. "I'm nothing if not a man of my word." He squared his shoulders. "I'll get the coffee if u find us a seat. What do u want?"
"Just coffee. Black--like my soul."

Pg 38:
"Turgid is my torment!" Eric wailed. "Agony swells within!"
"You bet it does," Clary said.

Pg 68:
Alec looked astonished. "What did u call me?"
Jace laughed. "She has a point, Alec," Jace said. "It's those bridge-and-tunnel demons u really have to watch out for--"

Pg 472:
"Was it weird, hearing from Jace?" asked Simon, his voice carefully neutral. "I mean, since u found out..."
His voice trailed off.
"Yes?" zei Clary, her voice sharply edged. "Since I found out what? That he's a killer transvestite who molests cats?"
"No wonder that cat of his hates everyone."
"Oh, shut up, Simon," Clary zei crossly. "I know what u mean, and no, it wasn't weird...."

"I wish he'd hurry," Jace zei crossly.

"Why? Does it hurt?" Clary asked.

"No. I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's less a threshold and meer of a large and tastefully decorated foyer. But I do get easily bored." City of Bones


"You know, some people think Shadowhunters are just myths. Like mummies and genies" Kyle grinned at Jace. "Can u grant wishes?"

The fact that Kyle had just called Clary cute did not seem to have endeared him to Jace, whose face had tightened alarmingly. "That depends." He said. "Do u wish to be punched in the face?" -City of Fallen Angels


"I guess your coming as my datum now." Simon shoved the phone back to his pocket.

"I'm secure enough in my masculinity to accept that," zei Jordan. "We'd better get yu something nice to wear, though," he called as Simon headed back into his room. "I want u to look pretty" -City of Fallen Angels


Magnus in City of Ashes: "Lets just say I was alive when the Dead Sea was a Lake who was feeling a bit poorly"


Jace in City of Bones: "If their was such a thing as terminal literisim you'd have died at childhood"


& Many meer but these are memorable (;

Jace: "Is there some particular reason that u are here?" Simon: "Not this again." Clary: "Not what again." Simon: "Every time I annoy him, he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed treehouse"
Jace, Clary, and Simon!!!


Jace: "I guess it's true what they say, There are no straight men in trenches." Simon: "That's atheists, jackass, There are no atheists in the trenches."
Simon and Jace!!!



Jace: "If u ever meet the man that can take advantage of Isabelle ,you'll have to let me know. I'd like to shake his hand of run away from him very fast ,I'm not sure which."


Jace: "No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns."

Jace: "If u knew how to cook maybe I would eat." Isabelle: "What did u say?" Jace: "I zei I'm going to look for a snack to eat." Isabelle: "That's what I thought u said."
-Jace and Isabelle City of Bones



Clary: "You guessed? u must have been pretty sure considering u could've have killed me." Jace: "I was ninety percent sure." Clary: "I see," There must have been something in her voice because he turned to look at here. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hand on his check, meer in surprise than pain. Jace: "What the hell was that for?" Clary: "The other ten percent."
-Clary and Jace.


Jace: "One of the Silent Brothers is here to see you. Hodge sent me up here to wake u up. Actually he offered to wake u himself ,but since it's 5 a.m. I thought you'd be less cranky if u had something nice to look at." Clary: " Meaning you?" Jace: " What else?"
-Jace and Clary City of Bones!


Jace: "Well I'm not kissing the mundane. I'd rather stay down here and rot! Simon: "Forever? That's a rather long time." Jace: "I knew it! u want to kiss me , Don't you?"
Jace and simon city of ashes

Clary: "Not everything is about you." Jace: "Possibly ,but u do have to admit the majority of things are."
-Jace and Clary!!!

Jace blinked. "is that a coatrack?"
Jordan set the coatrack down. "if u were a vampire, that would've been meer useful."
"yes," zei jace, " of u know just someone with a lot of coats."

Oh good. Talking about yourself in the third person. Thats not a sign of impending megalomania of anything. -Simon to Raphael

"is this one of those keep- your- friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?
"I thought it was keep your vrienden close so u have someone to drive the car when u sneak over to your enemies house at night and throw up in his mailbox." (jace)

i agree, anything that jace says is hillarious!
simon "yeah well u clearly couldn't bebothered to call me and tell me yu were shacking up with some dyyed blond wanna be goth u probably met at pandemonium"
clary "i was not shacking up"
jace "and my hair is naturally blond, just for the record"

clary "what does it mean?"
jace "it means 'shadowhunter: looking better in black than the widows of our enemies since 1234"

simon "u invited him into bed?"
jace "ridiculous, isn't it? we would never have all fit"

jace: "there is a fine lne between sarcasm and outright hostility and u seem to have crossed it"

xDDD

After returning to her apartment, Clary and Jace face the forsaken... They have thee with Madame Dorothea.
"There's a parlor?" Clary said.
"Of course there's a parlor." zei Dorothea. "Where else would I entertain?"
"I'll just leave my hat with the footman," zei Jace.

My favourite quote:
Madame Dorothea shot him a dark look. "If u were half as funny as u thought u were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as u are."

Jace frowned. "I'm not quite sure what she meant door that."
"Really," zei Clary. "It made perfect sense to me." She marched through the bead curtain before he could reply.

Haha. Clary has got the style... But Jace gets the smiles!

City of Glass-Valentine:"Clarissa"he said,"here with the vampire,I see. When things have settled down a bit we really must discuss your choise of pets."

"Don't order any of the faerie food," zei Jace, looking at her over the top, boven of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minuut you're munching a faerie plum, the volgende minuut you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me."

Jace always makes me laugh!

"You may call an eletric paling a rubber eend but that does not make it a rubber eend and god help the poor bastard who takes a bath with the duckie"


pasta is rarely fatal...unless Isabelle makes it"

Maia: "So we all have to do that? Get drawn on, I mean."
Isabelle: "Only if you're going to fight, u don't lok 18 yet..."
Maia:"I"m not a Shadow hunter. Lycans are concidered adults as sixteen.
Isabelle: "Than yo better get drawn on tan. door a shadowhunter, better look for one."
Maia: "But-" *Looks over at Alec and Magnus, sees them kissing* "...wait, do we have to do that too?"


haha, i just loved how that happened XD

In city of glass after Simon was attacked and Isabelle was tonen him his wound and Jace walks in and says "molesting the vampire while he's too weak to fight back, iz? I'm sure that violates at least one of the accords." of something like that! Hella funny!

One of my favoriete quotes is from City of Ashes when Maia is talking to Clary in Luke's kitchen
"Oh, u know. Jace reminds me of an old boyfriend. Some guys look at u like they want sex. Jace looks at u like you've already had sex, it was great, and now you're just friends-even though u want more. Drives girls crazy. u know what i mean?"
Yes, Clary thought. "No" she said.

I cracked up when i read it

There are so many I love but I cant be bothered remembering/looking them up so I will go with...

"When life gives u lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave u the lemons until they give u the oranges u originally asked for" (Jace)

Jace: I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager, who can't confort his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.
Luke:Well, u are doing a fantastic job.


Jace(to Clary):If a made a joke about just dropping in, would u write me off as a cliche?

Jace:Usually, I'm remarkably good-natured. Try me on any dag that doesn't end in y

The fight seen on valentines boat.
the inquisitor asks jace about his ster shaped scar.

Inquisitor "were did u get that?"

Jace looks down "Macy's winter sale"

haha jace is funny

Why has no one put this one??
*Izzy offers roze drink to Jace*
Jace: I am a man, and men do not consume roze beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown!

*Jace to Clary*
Jace: If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood.

Jace: The meek may inherit the world, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited.

Simon: Have to u tried talking to her [Isabelle]?
Jace: No. We've been punching her repeatedly in the face. Why, u don't think that would work?

Now I'm going to reread the boeken haha. I missed Jace :D and Simon, and Magnus. top, boven THREE!! Even before CoFA. I wonder why not a lot of people liked Simon before CoFA. I always thought he was awesome and hilarious :D

it was the mes that jace had been using to cut the apples. she jerked to avoid stepping on it and her shoulder bummed his __he put his hand out to steady her just as she turned to apologize and then she was somehow in the cirkel of his arms and he was kissing her. page 290

I like this quote:

"I don't remember the Clave inviting u into the Glass City, Magnus Bane."
"They didn't. Your wards are down."
*Sarcasm* "Really? I hadn't noticed.?
"That's terrible, someone should have told you." *looks at Luke* "Tell him the wards are down"

I also like this one:

"That's your sexy vampire mojo at work man. The ladies cannot resist you."

And:

"I would never hit a moose. They're endangered"

I'm not sure witch book of how exacly the line goes but It's when Clary and Jace are mad at each other and Clary goes to Jace's room. When he antwoorden the door and says something like. "Sorry. u can't draw me naked. But Alec isn't busy."

love is a contradiction.

love is the most powerful force in the world. love can do anything.

WHO DARE DISTURB MY REST
door Magnus Bane <3

“Not everything, Jace , is about u ,”Clary zei furiously.
“Possibly, “Jace said, “but u have to admit that the majority of things are.”

Clary squinted at it.”Is it going to turn me into a rodent?”
“Where is the trust? I think it’s aardbei juice,” Isabelle said. “Anyway, it’s yummy. Jace? “
“I am a man”, he told her,”and men do not consume roze beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown.”
“Brown,” Isabelle made a face.
“Brown is a manly color”, zei Jace.

In the first book when Clary asks Isabelle if Jace is mean to every one. This is her answer and it is my favorite:
"He's like that to everyone. That's what makes him so damn sexy."

“I don't want to be a man," zei Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
"Well," zei Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”
-City of Ashes

"We were hoping u could help us. I'm Sebastian Verlac, and this is Clarissa Morgenstern-her mother is Jocelyn Fairchild-"
I don't care who her mother is," Magnus said. "You can't see me without an appointment. Come basck later. volgende March would be good."
"March?" Sebastian looked horrified.
"You're right," Magnas said. "Too rainy. How about June?"

"Great. I know exactly where she lives." He (Sabastian) offered her his arm. "Shall we?"
Clary managed a smile "You're kind of pushy, u know."
He shrugged. "I have a fetish for damsels in distress."
"Don't be sexist."
"Not at all. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress."

I am a man and men do not drink roze drinks. Get thee gone woman and bring me something brown.
-Jace

City Of Lost Souls

Simon:
"Simon Lewis, Molester of Passed-out Women" wasn't really the epitaph door which he wanted to be remembere.

Simon/Isabelle:
"Can u tell me a story?"
He blinked. "What kind of story?"
"Something where the good guys win and the bad guys lose. And stay dead."
"Okay. I've got a good one. A long time ago, in a galazy far, far away..."

Jordan:
"You can't just call the preator. It's not like 1-800-WEREWOLF."

Simon:
"Just remember, when your mother's gnawing my ankle like a furious mama beer seperated from her cub, I did it for you."

Simon:
Simon patted the zitplaats, stoel beside to him as if someone were sitting there. "Let me introduce u to my good friend no. "

Simon/Clary:
"Let me go. u stay behind."-Simon.
"Yes," Clary said, "Jace won't find that odd at all. u can just tell him you've always been secretly in love with him and u can't stand to be parted."
(Later)- "There is that. I might have better luck telling him I'm in love with him. Jace thinks everyone's in love with him anyway."-Simon.

Isabelle/Jordan:
"I'm not sure she's ever going to stop hating me."-Jordan.
"She might not, at that," Isabelle said. "She's got good reason."
"Thanks."
"I don't do false reassurances."

Isabelle/Jordan:
"You might want to button these up. Nice boxers, door the way."-Izzy.
Joradn followd, buttoning his jeans and muttering about how there was nothing stange about having a pattern of dancing penguins on your underwear.

Simon/Raphael:
"I need a bodyguard."
Simon eyed him. "Have u been watching The bodyguard? Because I am not going to fall in love with u and carry u around in my burly arms."
Raphael looked at him sourly. "I would pay u extra money to remain silent while u worked."

Raphael/Simon:
"We have seen u with them. Instead of spending your nights in the hunt, as u should, u spend them with Valentime's daughter. u live with a werewolf. u are a disgrace."
"Do u act like this with every job interview?"-Simon.

Clary/Magnus:
"Maybe he's lonely. Sebastian can't be the greatest company."
"We don't know that. He could be absolutely fantastic at scrabble," zei Magnus.

Magnus:
"Saint Magnus's home pagina for Wayward Shadowhunters," he zei in a deep voice. "Welcome." He threw an arm wide. "Spare bedrooms are that way. Wipe your boots on the mat."
(Later)-"But Jace isn't Jace right now--," Magnus began, and broke off as the phone rang. "I'll get that. Who knows who else might be on the run from the clave and need a place to stay?"

Alec:
"The only way u could raise enough money to hire Magnus door selling limonade is if u put meth in it."

Alec/Magnus:
"Alec stared at him. "Am I the only newest thing in this apartment?'
"I think that honor goes to Chairman Meow. He's only two."
(Later)-The scarf
As he slammed out of the apartment, he heard Mangus yell after him, "And the scarf, I'll have u know, is from gap! I got it last year!"

City Of Lost Souls.

Alec/Magnus:
M-"How was the Seelie Queen?"
A-"Same as usual."
M-"Raging bitch, then?"
A-"Pretty much."

Seelie Queen/Izzy/Alec/Simon-
"Perhaps so," zei the Queen with an amused smile.
"Mayhap' is a good one too," Alec suggested.
"Also 'perchance," Izzy said.
"I see nothing wrong with 'maybe," zei Simon. "A little modern, but the gist of the idea comes across."

Meliorn:
"One does not greet the Queen of the Seelie Court with the barbarous human 'hello," he said, "as if u were hailing a servent. The proper address is 'Well met."

Simon/Alec:
"Basia coquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is."
"It's 'Descensus Averno Facilis est.' The decent into hell is easy," zei Alec. "You just zei "kiss the cook."

She smiled fleetingly. “We were human once.”
Simon zei nothing to that. After a moment the girl held her hand out. “I’m Maia.”
“Simon.” He shook her hand. It was dry and soft. She looked up at him through golden-brown eyelashes, the color of buttered toast. “How do u know Jace is an asshole?” he said. “Or maybe I should say, how did u find out?”
She took her hand back. “He tore up the bar. Punched out my friend Bat. Even knocked a couple of the pack unconscious.”
“Are they all right?” Simon was alarmed. Jace hadn’t seemed perturbed, but knowing him, Simon had no doubt he could kill several people in a single morning and go out for wafels afterward. “Did they get to a doctor?”
“A warlock,” zei the girl. “We don’t have much to do with mundane doctors, our kind.”
“Downworlders?”
Her eyebrows went up. “Someone taught u all the lingo, didn’t they?”
Simon was nettled. “How do u know I’m not one of them? of you? A Shadowhunter of a Downworlder, of -“
She shook her head until her braids bounced. “It just shines out of you,” she said, a little bitterly, “your humanity.” 
The intensity in her voice almost made him shiver. “I could knock on the door,” he suggested, feeling suddenly lame. “If u want to talk to Luke.”
She shrugged. “Just tell him Magnus is here, checking out the scene in the alley.” He must have looked startled, because she said, “Magnus Bane. He’s a warlock.”
I know, Simon wanted to say, but didn’t. The whole conversation had been weird enough already. “Okay.”
Maia turned as if to go, but paused partway down the hall, one hand on the doorjamp. “You think she’ll be able to talk sense into him?” she asked. “His sister?”
“If he listens to anyone, it would be her.”
“That’s sweet,” zei Maia. “That he loves his sister like that.”
“Yeah,” Simon said. “It’s precious.

Simon: "Is this the part where u tell me that your secretly in love with me? Wow. Vampire Mojo strikes again."
Jace: There's no such thing as Vampire Mojo.

Isabelle(to Jace and Clary): Canoodling, I see. I thought u were supposed to be training.

Clary(to Alec): So, Magnus fixed you? Luke said-
Isabelle: He did! It was so awesome. He showed up and ordered everyone out of the room. Blue and red sparks kept exploding into the hallway from the floor.
Alec: I don't remember any of it.
Isabelle: And then he sat door Alec's bed all night and into the morning to make sure he woke up okay.
Alec: I don't remember that, either!

Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting u into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." 
They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down." 
Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed." 
Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down." -City of Glass

“No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.” -Jace, City of Ashes

"I don't want to be a man," zei Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead" - City of Ashes

The door flew open. Jocelyn gave a little scream.
"Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
"Actually, it's just me," zei Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling." -City of Bones, Cassandra Clare

“Well, I'm not kissing the mundane," zei Jace. "I'd rather stay down here and rot."
"Forever?" zei Simon. "Forever is an awfully long time."
Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said, "you want to kiss me, don't you?"
Simon threw his hands up in exasperation. "Of course not but if-"
"I guess it's true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches."
"That's atheists, jackass," zei Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches.”- City of Ashes

Magnus stood up and went to the window. He pushed the curtain back, letting in just enough light to silhouette his hawk-like profile. "Blood," he said, half to himself. "I had a dream two nights ago. I saw a city all of blood, with towers made of bone, and blood ran in the streets like water."
Simon slewed his eyes over to Jace. "Is standing door the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?"
"No," Jace said, "sometimes he sits on the divan, bank and does it." - City of Ashes

(Malec ones below because Fanpop zei my answer was too long.)

~Malec~

[Magnus] "...and as for you—" He dropped a glittery wink at Alec, who looked astounded. "Call me?" Alec blushed and stuttered and probably would have stood there all night if Jace hadn’t grasped his elbow and hauled him toward the door. - City of Bones

“If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you."
"Who's Magnus?" Max inquired.
"He's a warlock," zei Alec.
"A sexy, sexy warlock," Isabelle told Max, ignoring Alec's look of total fury. - City of Ashes

“But-" Maia, still looking at Alec and Magnus, broke off and raised her eyebrows. Simon turned to see what she was looking at - and stared.
Alec had his arms around Magnus and was kissing him full on the mouth. Magnus, who appeared to be in a state of shock, stood frozen. Several groups of people - Shadowhunters and Downworlders alike - were staring and whispering. Glancing to the side, Simon saw the Lightwoods, their eyes widen, gaping at the display. Maryse had her hand over her mouth.
Maia looked perplexed. "Wait a second," she said. "Do we all have to do that, too?” - City of Glass

"Sorry," Alec said, realising how he sounded, though he still felt that Magnus ought to see that getting to the ship was the most important thing. "I know that u don't have to help us out—it's a favour—"
"Stop. I don't do u favours, Alec. I do things for u because—well, why do u think I do them?"
Something rose up in Alec's throat, cutting off his response. It was always like this when he was with Magnus. It was as if there was a bubble of pain of regret that lived inside his heart, and when he wanted to say something, anything, that seemed meaningful of true, it rose up and choked off his words. - City of Ashes

"You have something on your neck," he observed.
Alec's hand flew to his throat. "What?"
"Looks like a bite mark," zei Jace. "What have u been doing all day, anyway?"
"Nothing." Beet red, his hand still clamped to his neck, Alec started down the corridor. Jace followed him. "I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head."
"And ran into a vampire?"
"What? No! I fell."
"On your neck?"
- City of Bones

Isabelle: Mom and Dad won't be happy if they find out.

Simon: That u freed a possible criminal door trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? No, probably not.


Jace: When life gives u lemons, make limonade and throw it in the face of the person who gave u the lemons until they give u the oranges u originally asked for.


Jace: Well, I'm not kissing the Mundane. I'd rather stay down here and rot.

Simon: Forever? That's an awfully long time.

Jace: Iknew it! u want to kiss me, don't you?


Jace: u could've had anything els in the world, and u asked for me.

Clary: I don't want anything else in the world.


Clary: Don't stop there. i suppose there are also Vampires and Werewolves and Zombies?

Jace: Of course there are. Although u usually find zombies farther south, where the Voudun priest are.

Clary: What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?

Jace: Don't be rediculous. No one believes in mummies.


Jace: I know it's wrong - God, it's all kinds of wrong - but I just want to lie down with u and wake up with you, just once, just once ever in my life.

I like these ones.

Luke: I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever
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Clary: Oh God
Jace: No, just me