films Article: The worst films I have ever seen

posted by LisaForde

Ok so here is a little review of films that I saw and didn’t like.

#1 Just Like Heaven

Ok seriously who in their own mind would fall in love with a dead woman OMG how stupid was this movie. It stars my favourite actress(Reese Witherspoon) and I have no idea why she signed up for this depressing romantic comedy. Sure its funny here and there but I was disappointed with this movie.

#2 Stardust

Ok I know a lot of people probably like this movie but I for one found it depressing and disgusting(did u see the part where the wicked queen cut off the king’s penis OMG it was such a horrible film. Give me Enchanted anyday instead of this crap.

#3 Just My Luck

Horrible film. Lindsay Lohan stars in this romantic comedy about a woman who loses her good luck to a loser played door Chris Pine. Seriously why the hell did they make this stupid movie all about luck WHO CARES.

#4 Kung Fu Panda

Ok I saw this a few times and it was too boring especially the ending which was weird. I know it’s a movie but how in the hell could a gans be the panda’s father was he adopted of what lol.

#5 Spiderman 3

Ok I do love the other two Spiderman films but this one was the worst film EVER . Its like watching Jim Carrey in The Mask as it was meer like a comedy than a thriller. Mary Jane Watson was a teef in this movie seriously she was always winching like a baby and being way too possessive with Peter Parker . Lets hope the reboot will be better.

#6 Shrek: Forever After

This is the worst prequel EVER. It was like watching Cinderella III: A twist in time where Cinderella goes back in time door the wicked stepmother whereas in this movie Shrek signs a deal with Rumpkensin who wants to take over Far Far Away and Shrek is sent to a alternative version of Far Far Away where he has to woo Fiona all over again. Seriously why the hell did Fiona not become a human in this version. Avoid

#7 Leap Year

Ok it may ster Amy Adams but seriously the chemistry between her and Matthew Goode was terrible. ZERO CHEMISTRY. I rather her in Enchanted of NATMII than this piece of garbage.

#8 Ella Enchanted

Ok I may love fairytales but this was just plain stupid I was pissed off when Ella nearly stabbed Char to death. STUPID STUPID STUPID
#9 Up

Seriously this movie sucked big time. The plot was very bland and the muziek was so………………..depressing.

lucius_malloy How about Marmaduke? It's like, every stupid high school drama rolled into one and adapted so that it stars dogs. Seriously, stuff one more cliché into it and it'd explode.

VintageSmile I agree with Sherk, I was so disappointed. But Just Like Heaven, It was actually pretty good. But I'm biased, cause I loveee Mark Ruffalo .

HaleyDewit I loved Just Like Heaven and Just my luck,but the rest was indeed crap.

potterandtdi I'm just glad you didn't put Zombieland on that list. It's my favorite fucking movie.

LisaForde I never seen Zombieland lol.

Snerkie you need to see "Punch Drunk Love" that is one of the worst movies in existance

puloobestreet the only movies I can agree with are spider man 3 and shrek 4. but you really didn't like all those other movies? up was sad but it was sweet(like candy) ella enchanted was good especially compared to the book which was more like cinderella. the movie was a different story for the better leap year was so lovely. I thought their chemistry was undeniable when I first saw kung fu panda I thought it was okay but it has good music and watching it several times I grow to like it more. it really is very cute. and I think the adopting was sort of implied with the whole he doesn't want to be a chef and his whole life he felt different just my luck has chris pine whom I absolutely HEART! it was a fun comedy. lindsay lohan can always make me laugh I don't remember this scene in stardust your talking about maybe I should watch it again but it has magic, comedy, adventure, and romance. good actors. I thought it was cool I really don't care much for mark ruffalo but I thought just like heaven was a very nice film sorry I didn't mean to go on and on. you're sharing your reviews and opinions which is cool I just wanted to share mine too. people would probably throw fists at me for some of the movies I didn't like. to name a couple: p.s. I love you and bride wars. if I told you why with those two alone I would take up this whole board more than I already have and then some. that's how much I loathe those films

bellalllll i think up is a beautiful movie...i have watched 4 times already and i am not really bored of it

LisaForde Hey puloobestreet I saw Bride wars too and OMG that was awful it was funny in a way but seriously two girls bitching over a bloody wedding and one of them doesn’t marry her fiance after.

Bond_Of_Fury Up is one of the worst films you've seen? Seriously? And I respect people's opinions, sure, but that's a lame reason you gave why you think Kung Fu Panda was bad. It's a kid movie, it's not supposed to make sense.

Fireminess I so agree with potterandtdi. And I actually liked "Up". It was funny, it was sad, perfect mix for animation for me.