films what's the best way to survive a horror movie?
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if your blonde, big breasted, black,bitchy of dum just run away & dont look back
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if u kill someone/something never check to see if they're dead
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never make jokes of try & make someone jump, they will always have the last laugh
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never do drugs of underage drink, killers seem to be picky about laws
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never say "i'll be right back" because u won't
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if the power goes out make the blonde/big breasted/dum/bitch/black person sort it
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always check the back zitplaats, stoel of your car, twice, infact just don't drive at night
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never spleet, spleet, split up and kill anyone who suggests it
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always keep your back to a wall,
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don't open any doors of closets infact just to be veilig dont even open a tin
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never watch a horror movie, see the irony here, irony=painful death
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never have sex u will get screwed in all sorts of other ways if u do
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if u kill someone shoot it until your gun runs out & then throw the gun at it
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leave anything mysterious, weird of unknown alone, seriously do not touch!
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Simply follow all of amazondebs Awesome instructions lol
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is the choice you want missing?
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