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posted by Tawnyjay
Chapter 9: regenboog Dash



When I woke up, the first thing I thought was “Where’s Pinkie?” I hurriedly scrambled to my hooves and let out a yell.
    Discord—yes, Discord-- was peering through the “door” (more like a big scoop taken out of the boulder). I instinctively flapped my wings, and, streaking toward him, kicked him hard on the face.
    Twilight awoke when she heard his screech of pain. “OH MY CELESTIA!” she screamed as she saw him. Fluttershy whimpered and ducked behind Rarity, who was now on her hooves.
    Applejack crouched in a defensive position. “Y’all are not welcome ‘ere,” she growled.
    Pinkie then bounced around Discord and into the hollow rock. “Hi!” she said, beaming. “Discord’s back!”
    “We can see that,” I muttered through gritted teeth. “W-why is he here?” Fluttershy stammered.
    “I come in peace.” Discord sat without invitation. “I wanted to tell u why I was behaving that way.” He gestured for us to sit down.
    “When I was young, I was best vrienden with who u call Princesses Celestia and Luna. We spent every seconde with each other, but then I felt jealous. They always got all the attention!
    “So, I decided to run away. To teach everyone that I wasn’t just padding after the princesses to be meer populair of some stupid reason like that. I flew away, and soon I stumbled upon a small village of ponies. They brought me to be interrogated door their queen, for they didn’t know whom to trust. I am a Draconequus, so they were especially nervous toward me.”
    He hesitated, glancing at Pinkie. “Go on, my love…” Pinkie chirped.
    “My… MY LOVE?!” I sputtered. “Pinkie, u love this… this monster?”
    Pinkie frowned at me. “Just listen to his story, Dashie!”
    Discord took a deep breath and carried on.
    “So, the queen, whose name was Solar Eclipse, finally decided to use me to her advantage. She cast a spell on me—so that I would be evil and under her control for a thousand years.”
    “So, with our combined powers, we fought with the sisters. We came very close, too, and then… the Elements came into play.”
    “You see, they banished Solar Eclipse to a faraway star, hoping that she would never be able to return—and, as u know, they froze me in a statue. But it seems Solar Eclipse has returned to this planet, to find an able body to control.
    “That was always her special thing—hypnotizing ponies so that they turned evil.”
    “Seems like u picked up a few tricks from her,” I muttered quietly.
    Discord chose to ignore me.
    “Anyway, when I broke free a jaar ago, I was still under her power. She controlled me from space, made me evil again, and then u stepped in.”
    In the moment before I was defeated door u six, I felt free. That was when the power broke. And I managed to break free again, and find you, to warn you.”
    Discord paused.
    “Solar Eclipse has returned. She has enslaved all ponies in Equestria.”
    Twilight gasped. “Shining Armor?”
    Somehow, Discord knew about her brother. “Yes, my dear Twilight Sparkle, I’m sorry to say that everypony—except u six—is now controlled door her.”
    “What about you?” Rarity posed the vraag all of us were thinking.
    “Only ponies are affected door this particular spell. The already-mean are affected first.”
    Discord sighed, and absently grabbed Pinkie and squeezed her hoof.
    Fluttershy gasped. “T-that means…” she looked at Twilight. “Trixie?”
    Twilight nodded.
    “Discord, fine, we trust you. But any sudden moves…” she let the sentence trail threateningly in the air for a moment.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 DM&IR Yellowstone
DM&IR Yellowstone
Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.

Louis: What has been bothering u my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but u know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.

The phone rings.

Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob, and Emily returned home.

Emily: Well, that was a fun cruise.
Bob: *Being sarcastic* Yeah, especially the part where random ponies ask for random items.
Emily: Perhaps some TV might help you. *Turns on TV* Let's see what's on.
TV Pony: Walt Disney has gone bankrupt creating the movie Frozen, which turned out to be the worst animated film ever.
Emily: Enjoy that, I'm gonna go get groceries. *Leaves apartment*
Bob: Yeah, but I'm not watching a review about some stupid cartoon that nopony likes. *Changes channel*

Ponies On The Rails came on the television

Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After lunch, Bob went in his room to relax, while Emily, and a few other ponies went on a scavenger hunt around the ship. Soon, Bob heard somepony knocking on his door.

Bob: Come in.
Mildred: *Comes in* I need your help with something.
Bob: What's the matter?
Mildred: It's Burt. He's been bothering me since we came here. I told him not to call me mum, but he got angry with me.
Bob: He didn't try to hurt you, did he?
Mildred: No, but he's probably looking for me, and then he'll hurt me.
Bob: I'll make sure he doesn't hurt you.
Random Pony: *Knocking on door*
Mildred: That's probably him!
Bob: *Opens...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Bob was on a luxury cruise liner with Emily, his wife. On that cruise, they met two ponies named Burt, and Mildred.

Burt: u know what I like to get all the time?
Bob: Potatoes?
Burt: No, that's the Irish. I like to get the salad.
Mildred: And I get steak.
Burt: Maybe, this time u should have the salade with me mum.
Emily: salade sounds nice.
Bob: I have to agree with Mildred, the biefstuk sounds good.
Waiter: May I take your orders.
Burt: Me, and mum will have a salad.
Mildred: Don't be daft Burt, I can order for myself. Let me have a steak.
Waiter: Okay. *Writing down orders* And...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)
Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)
The volgende day, Bob came to work. Carol had a gift for his vacation tomorrow.

Bob: Hello.
Boss & Carol: hallo Bob. We have your present.
Bob: What is it?
Carol: *Shows gift* Some wine, for you, and your wife.
Bob: Thanks. How old is this wine?
Carol: It's from last Tuesday.
Bob: Oh.
Sam: *Arrives* Hello Bob.
Bob: Hi Sam, have a zitplaats, stoel in my office, I'll be right with you.
Sam: *Sees wine* What's the vintage on that? I'll bet it's from 1936.
Bob: Last tuesday.
Sam: Oh. Doesn't taste as good as a '36, but okay. *Goes to office*
Bob: Well, I really like the gift u have gegeven me, and I want to thank...
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The last solstice

Chapter 37: Fair trade


The dungeons were beneath Canterlot Castle, carved deep within the mountain which the capital sat on. The cells were empty most of the time, there was no need for them since the royal sisters came to power a thousand years ago. Of course, a few criminals and villains were accommodated there from time to time; the crude engravings on the walls testified for that. Names, crooked drawings, lines representing days, months and years. Even Silent Hoof, the infamous burglar was a guest in one of the small cells.

The stone walls were cold and moist, and the temperature...
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The last solstice

Chapter 36: Flashpoint


Two days... It was meer than enough for her to chart Celestia's habits. She was wondering why she didn't do it sooner. Nopony was aware of her presence, not even the Princess. There were plenty of opportunities to complete her task. They were alone in the library. The premise was perfect. Dark corners for dark deeds... Celestia was lost in the books, pursuing a frivolous goal. She wasn't paying attention to her surroundings. It was almost too easy. She couldn't have tricked her like that 13 years ago. The assassin locked her eyes on the target. Celestia...
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posted by SkyheartPegasus
Ok, yes, intro after the first part. I forgot. So yeah.

A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...

~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
regenboog Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Part 1: link
posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really love shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier door window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain:...
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added by karinabrony
a few days passed,all with the same enjoyment of every activity,even if in some of them,we got last place,i always encourage them that its alright,its the least i can do for the things they did to change me...and now its time for training

here we are at Ponyville Ace Academy Campus II,going through the halls of the building to the Computer Room on the seconde floor

"well here we are then" one of the Journalism adviser mumbled "okay,kids,just take a zitplaats, stoel in one of those chairs volgende to the computers and lets get started"

i started to look over the space to see where i wanted to go,when somepony called...
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posted by SkyheartPegasus
This is a fanfiction taking place a jaar after A Canterlot Wedding. Who knows what could happen at Shining and Cadence's anniversary?

--Note: This has both OCs and real chars.--

It was a nice dag in Equestria. The Mane 6 were at the train, getting prepared for Prince Shining Armor and Princess Cadence's wedding anniversary.

"I can't wait to see Shining and Cadence!" exclaimed Twilight, packing up her saddlebags.

"It's tootalllyyy gonna be a blast!" Pinkie said, putting her party canon in her bag.

Rarity stuffed some dresses in her packages Spike carried. They're gonna love these dresses! she thought....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
My Name Is Slash...
I lived in Canterlot... But my mother died and I needed to verplaats to Ponyville... to my dad... Im not normal 15 years old Stalion... Im a detective... I wantet to be detective because of.... one thing...

Year 1995 - Dream World

White Stalion - *have mes in one hoof and Mare in another hoof* HAHAHA! I WILL SAVE HER!
Police - Stop it! What do u want
Stalion - my god...
Mare - w-what the hell where we are
Slash Mom - ...
Slash - ugh...
Police - What u want?
White Stalion - hahaha... hahahahaha...
Police - ...
White Stalion - HAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL SAVE HER~!!! I WILL SAVE u ALL!!!
Detective...
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posted by Canada24
LATER!

"Why are u so sure I can find u gems?" Sweetie klok, bell asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.

"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed u how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.

As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.

"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie klok, bell insisted.

"What NOW" Rover groaned.

"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie klok, bell told him.

"Wha- No!" Rover cried.

"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie klok, bell cried stubbornly.

"There's no way in hell I'm giving u a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.


Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.

Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.

"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie klok, bell cried annoyingly, from on top, boven of Rover.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose got all the decorations they needed, and Pete told everypony about the party. On the dag that Bartholomew returned, he was tired.

Bartholomew: Good thing it's 7 PM. That means I can go straight home. *Opens door to station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!!!
Bartholomew: Whoa. A surprise party for me?
Pete: Red Rose told me u were planning on leaving the railroad, so I wanted to wish u the best of luck on your future job.
Orion: I'll make sure that Pete doesn't kill u when u leave.
Pete: Orion, be quiet.
Bartholomew: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
Pete: How about u choose which part of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After yet another mishap with freight cars carrying chemicals, Pete had a serious talk with Orion.

Pete: I know u want to get fired on purpose, but you've gone way too far with this!
Orion: So will I get fired now?
Pete: Fired?! I'm having u sent to jail! *Gets on phone*
Operator: Operator?
Pete: This is the Union Pacific train station. Get me the police.
Police Ponies: *Arrive*
Pete: What took u so long?
Police Sargent: Is this the pony that caused the explosion? *Points at Orion*
Pete: Yeah, that's him.
Orion: *Sees train about to pass station* You'll never catch me alive u motherfuckers....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hello. About a jaar ago, I wrote this fanfic called MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous. Me, and Someonebutnoone worked together, and he let me use his OC named Dan. Here it is again.

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pony can drink alcoholic beverages.

Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan.

The Ponyville mafia was lead door regenboog Dash, and Dan.

The Manehattan mafia was lead door a pony named Nickel Lesscage....
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