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Discord: This is so much fun!(takes tape out of Nikki's mouth)
Nikki: SCORE!! ARE u OKAY?!?!
Score: Whatever.
Nikki: Aww come on!!
Discord: Now Nikki, it's time, your turn!
Nikki: *gulp* u let me go!! Now!
Discord: I'm sorry Nikki, no can do.
Nikki: Grrrrr...(bites discord)
Discord: OW! What the hay!
Nikki: and there's meer where that came from!
Discord: Look into my, sugarcube, u are getting sleepy, are u hypnotized door theses secrets that your keeping, nopony keeps a secret nopony keeps a secret....
Nikki: (eyes turn red) let me go-
Discord: Now Nikki, your the element of understanding right?
Nikki: UhHuh
Discord: Now listen, wouldn't it be better if u didn't understand nothing? When somepony tries to share their feeling with you, just laugh and say "Good luck with that" Okay?
Nikki: *nods* yes master
Discord: okay then *snap*
Nikki: (turns grey)
Discord: Bwahahahaha!!!!

With Jack and Pacifica.......

Pacifica: AHH! I'm so tired! My hoofs hurt Jack!!!
Jack: Ugh! Why don't u just rest okay?
Pacifica: okay! (Lays down)

Discord turn Jack and Pacifica into stones, he also turn the rest of the male ponies into stones too.

Discord: BWAHAHAHAHA!!! This is just TOO easy!

With Cotton Swirls and Stormy.....

CS: hmmmm where can we find water?
Stormy: maybe there's water in that stream.
CS: yea. I feel so bad for Azura....
Stormy: Me too.
CS: So uhhh..
Stormy: What?
CS: Do u want t-

Suddenly the ground starts shake shake, and Discord appears laughing.

Stormy: *gulps*
CS: (runs to a struik, bush and stick some leaves into her ears)
Discord: Hello there Stormy and Cotton Swirls *smirks*
Stormy: What do u want discord?!
Discord: Revenge!
Stormy: What do u mean?
Discord: (picks up stormy) Look into my eyes, your really getting sleepy, are u hypnotized door those secrets that your keeping?
Stormy: (eyes turn black)
Discord: Your the element of caring right Stormy?
Stormy: Y-Yes
Discord: door the time I snap, u are not gonna care about ANYTHING!!!! Okayyyyyyyyyyy?
Stormy: *nods*
Discord: *Snap* Oh my gosh my mother died!
Stormy: Who Cares Dumbo?!

Discord: HAHAHA! Now with u Cotton Swirls! (Makes disappear her wings)
Cotton Swirls: *gulp* *thinking* I hope this works
Discord: Look into my eyes, your really getting sleepy, are u hypnotized door those secrets that your keeping?
Cotton Swirls: *pretends to be hypnotized* UhHuh
Discord: Your the element of sharing huh?
Cotton Swirls: UhHuh
Discord: I think u u should stop sharing....Why share when u can have everything to yourself? door the time I snap, you'll hate sharing stuff that's yours. *snaps*
Cotton Swirls: huh?
Discord: hallo CS, can I have a piece of your chocolate?
Cotton Swirls: Sur- I-I mean NO! IT'S MINE!
Discord: HaHA! Guess my work here is done! (Disappears)
CS: (takes leaves out of her ears) *Sarcastic* Wow Discord your so smart to not know that I didn't heard a thing u said! HAHA! (Looks at her wings) aww, he took away my wings!

To be continued.......
posted by Seanthehedgehog
In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!

Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*

The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system

Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*

The destruction of private property, and the lijst goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.

unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*

Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Archer
After regenboog Dash, Applejack, and Rarity joined Lord Burlington's army, they went to meet other soldiers.

Lord Burlington: What are u going to do when we start attacking.
Rainbow Dash: Just being me.
Applejack: Yup. Same here.
Rarity: Me too.
Lord Burlington: What's that supposed to mean?
Rainbow Dash: You'll see when we start fighting.
Lord Burlington: Something tells me I don't want to see.
Applejack: We promise, having us in your army will be the greatest decision u ever made.
Lord Burlington: Why do I find that hard to believe. Well, here's a few of our soldiers u haven't met. Archer...
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The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. u should have had Jerry toon up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to avondeten, diner tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al....
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"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger zei evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded door biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered door this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather of not she REALLY thought it was funny, of was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
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