This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.
Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up meer stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw u enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are u doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws fan into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.
Mares and stallions, I bring to u Goldhoof
Starring Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
appeldrank, applejack as Apples Galore
Big Macintosh as Goldhoof
Applebloom as Bloom
Pinkie Pie as P
Spike as S
A korean pony as Wierdjob
Fenix Lighter as himself, just like every other pony. NOW LETS START THIS
The rest of this part takes place at a hotel in Las Pegasus
Con: Hello Fenix.
Fenix: Con how are you?
Con: Very well. What did u want to toon me?
Fenix: I want u to look at that red pony over there *points at Goldhoof*
Con: What about him?
Fenix: That's Goldhoof, he is obsessed with gold, and doesn't like losing. Looks like he's taking another pony to the cleaners.
Con: Has he ever lost before?
Fenix: Never.
Con: Sounds like he's cheating then.
Goldhoof: Alright lets do this.
Gambliing pony: Best two out of three?
Goldhoof: Eeyup *shuffles cards*
Con: I think somepony is feeding him information.
Fenix: What makes u say that?
Con: A filly with binoculars *walks away*
After leaving his best friend Con makes his way into the same room that the filly is in.
Con: Shouldn't u be learning how to not cheat?
Bloom: No I'm learning how to get paid for cheating.
Con: *pulls Bloom away from window* Your too young to do anything with gambling.
Wierdjob: *knocks Con out*
When Con wakes up he finds Bloom laying in a bed. She is completely covered in gold, and is dead.
Con: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO THIS TO A FILLY?!!?
Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up meer stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw u enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are u doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws fan into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.
Mares and stallions, I bring to u Goldhoof
Starring Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
appeldrank, applejack as Apples Galore
Big Macintosh as Goldhoof
Applebloom as Bloom
Pinkie Pie as P
Spike as S
A korean pony as Wierdjob
Fenix Lighter as himself, just like every other pony. NOW LETS START THIS
The rest of this part takes place at a hotel in Las Pegasus
Con: Hello Fenix.
Fenix: Con how are you?
Con: Very well. What did u want to toon me?
Fenix: I want u to look at that red pony over there *points at Goldhoof*
Con: What about him?
Fenix: That's Goldhoof, he is obsessed with gold, and doesn't like losing. Looks like he's taking another pony to the cleaners.
Con: Has he ever lost before?
Fenix: Never.
Con: Sounds like he's cheating then.
Goldhoof: Alright lets do this.
Gambliing pony: Best two out of three?
Goldhoof: Eeyup *shuffles cards*
Con: I think somepony is feeding him information.
Fenix: What makes u say that?
Con: A filly with binoculars *walks away*
After leaving his best friend Con makes his way into the same room that the filly is in.
Con: Shouldn't u be learning how to not cheat?
Bloom: No I'm learning how to get paid for cheating.
Con: *pulls Bloom away from window* Your too young to do anything with gambling.
Wierdjob: *knocks Con out*
When Con wakes up he finds Bloom laying in a bed. She is completely covered in gold, and is dead.
Con: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO THIS TO A FILLY?!!?
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail of will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My hart-, hart is pure (her hart-, hart is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail of will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My hart-, hart is pure (her hart-, hart is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this