My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Goldhoof part 3

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's time to start the golf match. But u must wait!

Con: Hello Goldhoof
Goldhoof: Con, nice to meet you.
0008: Hi Con.
Con: Where is your caddy?
Goldhoof: I'm not sure.
Wierdjob: *arrives scaring Con big time*
Goldhoof: lol, u must excuse wierdjob. He doesn't talk, and does wierd jobs for me.
Con: I noticed.

The match starts, and things get wierd towards the 12th hole.

Goldhoof: *hits golf ball*
Con: Looks like it landed in the rough.
Goldhoof: Damnit

They check to see where it landed.

Con: If u can't find it, then you'll have a 1 stroke penalty
Goldhoof: What?! That aint fair!
Con: We're doing a parody of a movie of course it isn't fair!
Goldhoof: *ragequits*
0008: Too easy
Con: Yeah for you.

After leaving the golf course Con sets one of the radar devices into Goldhoof's car. Con then checks his radar. He follows him, not aware of a another pony following him.

Goldhoof: *hears noise* What's that noise?
Wierdjob: I don't know
Goldhoof: You're not supposed to talk! *stops car*
Con: *stops car*
Lyra: *grabs rifle*
Goldhoof: What is this thing? *throws tracker away*
Lyra: *shoots at Con, and misses*
Con: ...
Lyra: *drives away*

Meanwhile Con stills follows Goldhoof, and runs into Lyra again. How will she act?! Why am I asking u these questions?

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regenboog Dash Presents

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Die And Let Live part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Dr. Silver made it to her vulkaan lair, but she did not notice Con was on top, boven of her car.

Con: *Gets off of car*
Dr. Silver: Huh? *looks around*
Con: *Still invisible*
Dr. Silver: *Walks in*
Con: *gets rid of invisibility spell*
Itic: *Walks out of base* Con.
Con: Itic. Follow me. We've got to stop Dr. Silver.
Itic: Right. She plans to destroy an episode of Hawaii Five-O.
Con: But that's a good show. If she destroys that, everypony will be mad. *Climbs up volcano*
Itic: *Follows*
Griffons: *Flying helicopters*
Con: *Turns himself, and Itic invisible*
Griffons: *Fly to top, boven of volcano*
Itic: *teleports...

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Middle School part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mrs. Donatello

My last class of the dag was english with Mrs. Donatello.

Mrs. Donatello: Ok, today we are going to read Romeo & Juliet door William Shakespeare. And we all know what he was famous for, right?
Rafe: (making the most boring stories in all of Equestria)
Mrs. Donatello: This story is a little advanced, but I think you're up for it.
Allison: I'll help with handing out the scripts.
Mrs. Donatello: Ok, thank you. Now let's go over the parts you'll be reading. Rafe, I think you'll make an excellent Paris.
Ponies: *laughing*
Rafe: Why do I have to read a fillie's part?
Mrs. Donatello: Paris is a stallion....

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Pony.Mov Crossover... PART 8

posted by Canada24

Arthur Note: There's a reference to the Simpsons in this chapter. But I'll leave it for u readers to figure out what part it is.
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Prime Spike finished sending a letter to princess Celestia.

"I still doubt that she'll believe us.. I mean, I'm wait here and I don't believe it"

"Well. It dosen't hurt.. Besides we still had to tell we're coming. Not polite to toon up unannounced" prime Pinkie relied.

"Hey, hot ones.. Wazzzzzzup!" Dragonowitiz announced suddenly revealing himself.

"Oh god, it's him again" prime Pinkie...

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The Truth About Chrysalis' life: PART 5

posted by soomin1208

In recess....

Chrysalis: Okay colts, what do u all wanna play?
Discord: Hmmmm.....checkers?
Sombra: Too boring! Soccer!
Celestia: Too rough, Sombra. How about tennis?
Luna: BUT I SUCK IN TENNIS!
Chrysalis: How about we all play freeze tag?
All: *nods*
Celestia: I'll be it. I'm counting to ten! *giggles* 1...2....3....4...
All: *runs off*
Celestia: 5678910! Here I go!!! *looks around and spots Sombra*
Sombra: Shoot. She found me! *runs*
Celestia: *starts to fly* u can run, but can't hide!!!

With Chrysalis, hiding behind some bushes....

Chrysalis: They'll never find me! *giggles* *gasp* I forgot about...

Fluttershy's Lament [SFM remake]

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Minty Root fan-animation - The Beginning of Harmony

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Awesome pony pics for old time's sake

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Warbonnet Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was called into his manager's office, just outside of Los Angeles Union Passenger Terminal. He was sitting in the hallway, waiting to go inside.

Greg: *Arrives with Jake*
Saten: u got called here too, huh?
Greg: Now I know what this is about.
Jake: It's because we got in a fight at the bar yesterday. I technically shouldn't be here since I did not engage in any hostile activity.
Saten: u still started the fight.
Manager: *Opens the door* Come in gentlemen.

The four stallions continued the conversation in the office.

Manager: Fighting another pony in a bar. Really?
Jake: Technically I...

Warbonnet Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Stallions: *Playing pool*
Santa Fe pony 59: *Walks in with Saten Twist* Look who's back everypony!
Stallions: Saten Twist!!
Saten Twist: *Sits down at the bar* hallo fellas.
Bartender: Hi Saten. *Gives him a glass of beer* The usual, just for you. You've got my wife to that business meeting in Flagstaff in time like u promised, so this is on the house.
Saten Twist: Thanks. *Gives him a quarter* Say hi to everyone else in the family for me.
Bartender: Will do.
Greg: *Walks over from a table* Hey, Saten. How was your run from Albuquerque?
Saten Twist: Wonderful, as usual.
Greg: Good to hear....

Awesome pony pics

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Awesome pony pics

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The Train Part 18

posted by Seanthehedgehog

4:43 AM. It was still very dark.

Robert: *Walking through the station with a tray of garbage*

He went into the kitchen, placed it on a table, and climbed to the roof.

Robert: *Walking on the roof to a power switch. On his way, a tile goes down, landing on a lower section of the roof*

When he got to the switch, he played with it to make the air raid siren go on.

German Ponies: *Stop what they're doing, and listen to the siren* AIR RAID!! *Shutting off the lights* INSIDE!!
Colonel Von Waldheim: NO! No no, keep working!!!!

But no one listened to him.

Labiche: *Walks to the station with Didont,...

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Blue Fedora's Story 3

posted by AquaMarine6663

Blue Fedora slowly followed Dragon Spout as she trotted up to the Museum of Canterlot. She entered the building, and gazed around. “Hmm… let’s try the third floor.” She said, pointing with her hoof to a room on a spiraling staircase. Blue Fedora sat down, his legs starting to ache even meer at the thought of the treacherous climb that lay ahead of him. “Can we rest up a bit?” he asked her. “No! Every seconde we’re wasting, the dragons are one seconde closer to migrating! I can’t miss it!” she said, charging up the stairs. He sighed and slowly followed. They were in a museum...