We were heading for Philadalphia having just crossed the Tappan Zee Bridge when Jade was on her laptop.
Sean: Good thing this car has Wi-fi. What are u doing?
Jade: I'm sending a message to every brony about the assault on Philadalphia.
Sean: Perfect. We gotta stop to refuel though.
So we stopped at a gas station after getting off the highway.
Jade: I think that store is oepn. Let's get some food!
Hater 643: *drives up in '32 ford*
Sean: Whoa, that's a very cool car.
Hater 643: I found them!
Hater 643: *pushes me to ground*
Jade: What the heck?
Hater 643: *kicks my face*
Sean: *grabs foot*
Jade: *hits hater*
Hater 643: *grabs gun*
Jade: *hits gun*
Hater 643: *shoots his own foot*
Sean: What'd u get?
Jade: I found a taco bell, and got us some doritos locos tacos.
Sean: Awesome. I'm gonna let u drive the rest of the way.
Jade: Yeah, I think u should after what happened to you.
Sean: I was kicked multiple times in the face.
Jade: I saw that.
Sean: u know, why don't we take his car?
So we did, and Jade was driving for the rest of the way. I was sitting volgende to her relaxing when I heard my phone go off. My mom was trying to call me.
Mom: Where are you?
Sean: That depends, where are you?
Mom: I heard from your principle that u got expelled, and killed two people! One of them was a police officer!
Mom: Don't give me that attitude young man! I also got a call from your aunt that u were driving Chris' car, and got it destroyed.
Sean: Well I wouldn't say it's destroyed, maybe shot at a lot of times.
Jade: *revs engine*
Mom: That doesn't sound like Chris' car!
Sean: I know.
Mom: What did u do to it?
Sean: Made an upgrade
Mom: that's it! I want u home pagina right now!
Mom: Because I am going to ground u for 5 months!
Sean: u can't do that.
Mom: Oh yes I can, I'm your mother, and you're just a 17 jaar old going on a rampage!
Sean: Go screw yourself *hangs up*
Jade: Who was that?
Sean: An angry bitch.
My mom kept on trying to call me, but I ignored all her calls. door the time we got back into New Jersey, she was making her 10th call to me.
Sean: *ignores call* I gotta block my mom.
Jade: Why? She just wants whats best for you.
Sean: Yeah, she thinks I should be grounded for half a year, thats' really helpful. We have to make our attack on Philadalphia.
Jade: We better hurry then *drives faster*
2 B continued