To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my favoriete James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.
Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.
Con: *puts flowers on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and zei they would send u a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con: Oh great.
Discord: Relax. I'm going to give u a tour of your country. *flies chopper with remote control*
Con: *stands up*
Discord: Sit!
Con: *walks toward door*
Discord: u wanna jump? Go ahead.
Con: *opens door*
Discord: *leans chopper to right*
Con: Whoa! *holds on*
Discord: Hahahahahahaha *leans chopper to left*
Con: *gets in*
Discord: u should've jumped. Now u shall suffer.
Con: *disables connection*
Discord: What? It won't go down!
Cat: *runs*
Con: *flies toward Discord*
Discord: This was the worst time to break my back! *rolls wheelchair*
Con: *gets wheelchair on chopper*
Discord: NO! We'll make a deal! Let me down!!
Con: Ok. Here's a good spot for u to go down. *drops Discord*
Discord: NO!!! *hits ground dead*
And with that over, let us introduce our characters.
Doughnut Joe..............................Con Mane
Cheerilee.....................................Carole Bouquet
Pinkie Pie....................................P
Lyra Heartstrings........................Miss. Moneybit
Spike...........................................S
Raiden the cypony......................Herself
Canadian ponies.........................Good guys
Irish ponies.................................Bad guys
everypony else as theirselves
The cars are provided by
Lambronyni
Fillys
Dodge
Vriendscoupe
Chevronet
Coltillac
Shitroen
Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.
Con: *puts flowers on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and zei they would send u a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con: Oh great.
Discord: Relax. I'm going to give u a tour of your country. *flies chopper with remote control*
Con: *stands up*
Discord: Sit!
Con: *walks toward door*
Discord: u wanna jump? Go ahead.
Con: *opens door*
Discord: *leans chopper to right*
Con: Whoa! *holds on*
Discord: Hahahahahahaha *leans chopper to left*
Con: *gets in*
Discord: u should've jumped. Now u shall suffer.
Con: *disables connection*
Discord: What? It won't go down!
Cat: *runs*
Con: *flies toward Discord*
Discord: This was the worst time to break my back! *rolls wheelchair*
Con: *gets wheelchair on chopper*
Discord: NO! We'll make a deal! Let me down!!
Con: Ok. Here's a good spot for u to go down. *drops Discord*
Discord: NO!!! *hits ground dead*
And with that over, let us introduce our characters.
Doughnut Joe..............................Con Mane
Cheerilee.....................................Carole Bouquet
Pinkie Pie....................................P
Lyra Heartstrings........................Miss. Moneybit
Spike...........................................S
Raiden the cypony......................Herself
Canadian ponies.........................Good guys
Irish ponies.................................Bad guys
everypony else as theirselves
The cars are provided by
Lambronyni
Fillys
Dodge
Vriendscoupe
Chevronet
Coltillac
Shitroen
"Now ya'll', came the pony who zei u got the job's voice. "Ya'll be careful. This place could be zactly' like the regenboog Factory." Pinkie Pie shriveled up. "Oooooh!" She said. "That was one smelly factory!" "It did kinda smell." regenboog said. "Now who in the hooi-, hooi are ya'll talkin' to?" appeldrank, applejack said. "Oh! Oh! I know this one! Ummmm.... Was it....Trixie?" Pinkie Pie butted in. Ew, no." " Derpy?" "Wait. Why ew to Trixie?" "Oh, come on, Pinkie u don't remember that? The crusaders and stuff?" "Nope." regenboog Dash facehooved. Then there was a *bang bang bang bang bang* "Sweetie Belle! Stop it! Just stop it!" Dash's eyes lit up. "YOU'RE ALIVE!" "Yeah, so?" zei appel, apple Bloom. regenboog Dash facehooved.
THE END
BECAUSE I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH DERPY
THE END
BECAUSE I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH DERPY