My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: For Your I's Only part 2

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Somewhere in the atlantic ocean

Equestrian pony54: *grabs fish*
Equestrian pony67: *walks inside part of boat*
Equestrian captain: Good morning Rob.
Rob: Hello captain. *pushes button*

The uithangbord moved, and revealed a secret room. This was no ordinary fishing boat.

Equestrian pony65: Good to see u again Rob.
Rob: Only so I can take over your shift.
Equestrian pony87: I think we got something.
Equestrian pony54: I'm reeling it in right now.
Rob: Hang on, that thing we're reeling in, it's a bomb!
Equestrian pony87: You're pulling in a bomb! STOP!
Equestrian pony54: Too late! Hit the don't sink button!
Rob: I.... Can't..... Reach it! Why do we get handcuffed to these chairs that don't move?!

Suddenly the bomb exploded, and the ship sank

30 miles north, in the same ocean

Canadian pony56: We're almost there.
Carole: Thanks.
Canadian pony56: Here's your bags.
Carole: Thanks.
Canadian pony56: Are u going to thank me for every good thing I do? *lands plane*
Carole: Thanks. *gets on boat*
mom: Carole! Good to see u again!
Carole: Thanks mom. It's good to see u again too. Where's dad?
Dad: Over here my sweetheart. My u look gorgeous. Any stallionfriends yet?
Carole: Dad *laughs*
Mom: Thanks for getting my daughter here.
Canadian pony56: You're welcome. *flies out of water*
Dad: He seemed nice.
Canadian pony56: They say thanks too much *deploys machine guns*
Mom: What's he doing?
Canadian pony56: *shoots parents*
Carole: *gets up* Mom? Dad? He shot them! Now I know not to trust a canadian.

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The Truth About Chrysalis' Life: PART 2

posted by soomin1208

The volgende dag in school, everypony started to stare at Cadence with a nasty look. Cadence turned red of embarresment. "So ya have the guts to cone to school after calling Chrysalis a bully!" zei a colt. Cadence got mad. "She is a bully! She is always mean to me!" she shouted out. "Oh yeah? When?!" zei another mare. "Ummmmm.." mumbled Cadence, trying to find a lie. "Liar!" zei a colt as he walked away. Cadence ran to the Mares' bathroom crying, and she spotted Chrysalis in the bathroom too.

Chrysalis: Why are u crying Cadence?
Cadence: YOU! *stands up* u RUINED MY LIFE!
Chrysalis: *confused*...

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I Have A Lot Of Things In Common With The Mane 6 (EXTRA: News Of My Life Related To MLP

posted by MLPFIMFan765

Hello everypony! Today I will tell u guys about things I have in common with the mane 6.

Applejack: I am honest at school. I really like helping people out. I am also not afraid to get dirty.

Pinkie Pie: I am a hyper person on the inside, but on the outside, I am very quiet. I never talk in class. I am funny when I am with my BFF.

Rarity: I love to draw and design things. Whenever someone does something for me, I do something back. I also like to give and share.

Twilight Sparkle: I am very smart at school and I never got a 1 of 2 in my meld card. I LOVE to read. I have the most book points...

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Shadow Ponies part 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Is normal dag In equestria. Pegasus clearing sky to great day. Twilight and pinki pie eating cake in Sugar cube corner but at the same time the sky darkened. Its not a clounds. The sun turns red and the earth plunged into darkness. Then unknow alicorn wstand up from darkness.
Alicorn - hahaha... its started...
Twilight - Who are u and what started!
Alicorn - oh... listin everypony I am King of Shadow Ponies
Twilight - Shadow Ponies?
King of Shadow Ponies - yes u stupid Pony!
Twilight - Oh! I read about Shadow Ponies in my book! Oh no...
Pinki Pie - Whats wrong Twilight
Twilight - Oh no no no no...

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The Lost Memories - Part 3 [Intense] [Sad]

posted by Quillabex

One door one I would see a pegasus fall down in the sky, and every once in a while I saw a griffin fall. "The griffins are winning!" I thought to myself. I flew over to RainbowDash to help her fighting a whole lot of griffins.
"RainbowDash, um, hello?" I called over as I flew towards her.
"What?" Rainbowdash said. Her attention drew away from fighting to where I was flying. A griffin clawed at her face leaving a big scratch. "How stupid of my self!" I thought. I dashed over to help fight.
"Listen, this isn't really a good time to talk, can't u see I'm in the middle of something?" She said...

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"Tolerance?" A rant door btflash

posted by btflash

This macro u see here is most likely one of, if not THE first image macro(s) in the brony fandom. It spawned a catch phrase that many bronies stand of live by. Love and Tolerance is something that many believe holds our fandom together, and I'm pretty sure most believe the toon we love so much upholds that belief.

My belief, however, is that the term "Love and Tolerance" is getting a bit... overused.

Here's my first point of reasoning: I don't remember a single instance where the toon mentions "Tolerance," of tells us to practice it. Love, yes, but not tolerance.
Think about it. Every...

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The Secret About Pinkie Pie PT3

posted by pikachu700

Pinkie pie: what are u doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animals and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt door them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued

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Twilight in Oblivion: 8

posted by AquoMoon

As regenboog Dash and Larxerene battled The halsketting, ketting she was wearing started to glow and turn to the Element of Loyalty halsketting, ketting she worn to defeat Nightmare Moon and Discord. So when it flashed on to regenboog Dash's neck with out regenboog knowing she shot out a giant regenboog purple beam at Larxereene and she was defeated.

"Huh what just happened my element is here, wait how?" zei regenboog Dash,"You got so lucky here the stinken card," screamed Larxereene and summoned the corridor of Darkness and got out of room."So we better get moving before she comes back," zei Twilight,"Yeah come on y'all lets...

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Clancker's Rant: Judgmental Bronies

posted by clancker1223

u wanna know one of my biggest pet peeves on bronies? Bronies who are judgmental.

Bronies who are so judgmental annoy me so much! Want proof that bronies can be judgmental? Remember when Alicorn Twilight was first introduced?

Yeah. Bronies begin to flip their shit. "OMG! TWILIGHT CANNOT BE AN ALICORN!!! IT'S THE END OF BRONIES!!!"

This has happened meer than once. Here is a lijst of these so-called "End of the bronies" events: Cadance being introduced, Derpy being censored, Discord being refined, Alicorn Twilight, and Equestria Girls.

And now, it's happening with EQG 2: regenboog Rocks. I can...

Fluttershy and Twilight

added by karinabrony

Source: Equestria Daily

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Quantum Of Solace Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and door the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.

Con: *Stops car volgende to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help u with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?

Ten minuten later

Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did u give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted u at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*...

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Magic of Friendship: Part 1---Nothingness

posted by alinah_09

i am a nopony..someone who is invisible to the public...like i never existed...why was i even born,i mean there's no use for somepony like me...its hopeless...i will forever be alone,i felt as though i was only created to experience pain,i almost committed suicide,but if it wasnt for my family's love,i would be dead right now,but still in this wretched place...i was practically dead anyway so whats the use?
~~~ ~~~ ~~~

"(ugh...the school year,again)" i grit my teeth as my mom and i circled through the markets to buy new school supplies,going through stall to stall with busy ponies roaming around...in...

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Casino Royale Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In another part of Brazil, the Militia was getting ready for Mr. Black's plan.

Hola: *Walks in* All the money is in your car sir.
Mr. Black: Great. Now, we must get to Casino Royale in Paris, but first I have a plan for you.
Hola: What?
Mr. Black: We need meer money, so get us some in Maredagascar. Place some bets on the ponies that are having animals fighting.
Hola: How do I know which one to choose?
Mr. Black: You'll know for sure. And, if u lose, steal the money. Once u get it, meet Der Cheif at the train yard. Our train will leave for Paris in five days.
Hola: Affirmative.

Two, and a half...

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SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES SEASON 5; - Episode 1

posted by Canada24

The story starts out off with Master Sword, the anti-hero who often does crazy, possibly psychotic, antics, mostly cause it's funny to watch him for. But he still has meer good traits than bad ones. He's even married to Derpy now, and is a surprisingly good father to Derpy's adopted daughter Dinky. That's what makes his crazy antics all the funnier, he's still a likable guy at heart, and still a hero.

Currently Sword is seen dangeriously throwing a large bowling ball onto his and Derpy's roof, trying to knock down a frisbee he trapped up there. ''Damn it so close'' Sword groaned to himself....

Awesome pony pics for old time's sake

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor

Awesome pony pics

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Saten Twist Adventures: S3E5 PART 2

posted by Canada24

The ending is reusing a scene from Season 1.. Just love using it..

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Derpy: Well... That was scary.

Saten: Yeah.. But we still need a lift.. Lets ask her.

Carly Jade: (walking by) Who me?

Saten: Yeah.. Mind giving us a lift to the air port?

Carly: Sure kid, just let me put my lawn trimmings in the trunk.. (puts a suspicious looking body bag into the romp, kofferbak of her car).

Derpy: Saten.. I -I think that was a body.

Saten: Yeah, I thought so two, but than she zei it was lawn trimmings, gotta learn to listen Derpy.

AT THE TRAIN STATION:

Derpy:...

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

Ponies

added by Jade_23

Source: DeviantArt

Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is the Rolls Royce Richard wants.

Richard was inside a warehouse he owned at the docks. There, he kept the Plymouth he stole, along with a Corvette, and two Ferrari's.

Richard: *Looking at his list* Okay, sooner of later, I need to learn how to stop talking to myself. Well, I'll get to it, but first, I need to steal a Rolls Royce. I saw one parked in Ponyville, just before I got into this town. I hope I can find it.

Tim and Candy were patrolling Malpaso Avenue.

Tim: *Turning left onto Main Street*
Candy: Ooh, look at all those Porsches. *She sees seven 911 turbos, and a Cayenne*
Tim: That's nothing. u should see the Koenigsegg...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 111 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...