My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Dirty Harry part 2

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Half an uur later, Harry went to grab some lunch. There was place he always enjoyed going to called Dou Chebag's.

Harry: *enters restaurant*
Dou: Harry, how's it going?
Harry: Hello Mr. Chebag, how are you?
Dou: Wonderful. Would u like your usual?
Harry: I think I'll surprise u this time. Only chili today.
Dou: u got it. *looks out window* A lot of polution out there, it's not good.
Harry: No it isn't. Why can't we have clean streets for once?
Dou: We live in a town of crime.
Harry: Yeah *sees bank* I need u to make a call.
Dou: What for?
Harry: Tell the police that there's a bank robbery on 7th Avenue.
Dou: Ok, here's your hotdog.
Harry: Thanks. *eats hotdog* Now, just wait for the calvary to arrive.

But when Harry finished his hotdog, the alarm at the bank went off.

Harry: Oh damnit.
robbers: *exit bank*
Harry: *walks down straat with gun*
robbers: *pull out shotgun*
Harry: HALT!
robbers: *shoot gun*
Harry: *shoots shotgun carrying burglar*
burglars: *get in car*
Harry: *shoot driver*
driver: *crashes into firehydrant*
burglars: *get out*
Harry: *shoots both burglars*
civilians: *scream, and run*
Harry: *notices leg* They shot me
shotgun carrying burglar: *lays on ground*
Harry: *goes toward burglar*
burglar: *reaches for gun*
Harry: Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. Did he brand six shots, of only five? To tell u the truth I lost track myself after all this excitement. *shows gun* Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. u gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Burglar: *silent*
Harry: Well do u punk?
Burglar: *does nothing*
Harry: *takes shotgun*
Burglar: Hey. I got's to know.
Harry: *pulls trigger*

Nothing happened. And as Harry walked from the dying criminal, the police arrived.

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The Problem in Sweet appel, appel, apple Acres: Part 1

posted by soomin1208

It was a glorious dag in Ponyville. Twilight was reading some books, regenboog Dash was practicing some new stunts, Pinkie was Celebrating a Colt's Birthday, Fluttershy was feeding her animals, Rarity was designing a new dress, and Applejack.....well, she was sitting on the gras meanwhile tears rolled down her face. Her sister AB, sat volgende to AJ with a frown.

AB: *hugs AJ* Isnt there anything we can do sis?
AJ: *sigh* Am afraid not sis. *looks up* Its already too late...
AB: Even though the contract expired, we can still fix it!
AJ: Ah wish we could. *sniff*
AB: Should.....we tell the others?
AJ:...

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Secret of the Crystal Ponies Summary

posted by Coolblue123

Secret of the Crystal Ponies

Twilight Sparkle and vrienden wake up to a horrifying discovery. All of Equestria has turned into Murderous Crystal Ponies! They have to find a solution. They discover the horrible truth of how Crystal Ponies are made. Who should they trust? If they don't find a solution soon there might not be an Equestria left to save. But are they willing to do what it takes to find the solution?

Should I write this story? Please commentaar on my uithangbord of commentaar down below if I should. If I write it and u read it I will give u a compliment of you're choice and I will fan you. Please tell me!

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are u sure about this?
Discord: I have a geweer-, geweer of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope u know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: u got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

door the time me & regenboog Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.

Sean: Oh jeez.
Rainbow Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!

Eight hours earlier

King Sombra: I only need a few meer things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
Rainbow Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control

Eight hours later

Rainbow Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because...

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Pinkie's Duel part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

D: Why is this happening?!

After evading the big rig once again Pinkie had to stop a railroad crossing, and watched as the train passed her.

Trucker: *pushes Pinkie Pie's car*
Pinkie Pie: What the? *looks behind her* hallo STOP!!
Trucker: *doesn't stop*
Pinkie Pie: *puts car in reverse*

The big rig kept pushing Pinkie Pie's car closer to the crossing until the end of the train arrived. Pinkie then drove off the road letting the truck pass.

After nearly getting killed again Pinkie Pie decided to drive slow, and avoid the truck, but that didn't work out. She saw the truck in front of her, and decided to stop at a gas station....

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 3 prt. 2 Scootaloo's decision

posted by Dragon4322

Scootaloo leaves theater

While the war was going on, Ponyville was informing its citizens door making a video in the theater. The Cutie Mark Crusaders weren't interested in the war going on. Except for Scootaloo, she went to the theater door herself and saw the video.

The video interested Scootaloo & at the end the video zei "and with the Ponyville Military putting all the effort into creating their own flying war machines, Green Flame asks for YOUR help" and once the video ended Scootaloo decided to go to the base herself.

As she was walking out of the theater with the new idea to sign up for the military she forgot...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train is halfway across the bridge, and Griffons are trying to kill Celestia and other ponies at the engine, but back at Equestria

Luna: Where is my sister?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know! griffons kidnapped her!
Fluttershy: They took other ponies as well.
Luna: Well then lets get them back *turns Pinkie and Fluttershy into Griffons*
Fluttershy: We look exactly like griffons.
Luna: that's the idea.
Pinkie Pie: Now that were a different animal we must speak another language.
Luna: No u shouldn't.
Pinkie Pie: *spots Applejack* Ich werde appeldrank, applejack tauschen.
Applejack: Griffons!
Pinkie Pie: Hallo, Ich...

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u people can be really funny sometimes...

posted by xDark_Angelx

If anyone knows me, I am a brony. I've been with the toon for the summer and have loved every moment of it. The fandom is great, and the toon continues to be great. It has flaws, but that doesn't stop me from loving it.

That said, the fandom has flaws, too. And these uithangbord posts greatly represent them.

People are making a bigger deal out of this Twilight Alicorn thing than necessary. Everyone's butthurt is almost funny to me, yet at the same time, I just don't get it. Why is this as if it's the end of the world?

And people quitting the fandom because of it? Give. Me. A. Break. I like to be nice--my...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We drove to Canterlot kasteel where we were told to meet up with Celestia. The front of the kasteel was gaurded door jeeps with machine guns on them. Soon we went in the castle, and saw Celestia standing with Twilight, and other ponies. "Hi guys." Twilight zei when she saw us, "Hey." I zei simoultaneously with regenboog Dash. Celestia then begun to speak, "As you're all aware, griffons have bombed Ponyville, and other places in Equestria. We need your help to stop them. I sent my army into Baltimare to defend it from the griffons, and that's where they'll be waiting for you, the inglourious hedgehog."...

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My little pony talk 2!

posted by mlpfim1222

hallo every pony! Today we will be talking about the Keep calm and Flutter on episode and the My little pony sweepstakes! First off, I absolutely loved the new episode. I liked how Discord came back but also learned to use his magic nicely! Some people got upset that Discord is nice now but I think that it was really cool how Fluttershy did that for him. This episode was totally worth the wait! Do u like Discord mean of nice? I don't think Angel was ever seen in a episode that many times so I think that is good he got to stand out for once! Oh yeah, it was cool to see the ponies use the elements of harmony again! I always love to see them use them!
On to the My little pony sweepstakes! Soooo excited! I hope I win but, there is like a 100,000% chance i won't! Maybe if I don't even win my parents could take me to Los Angeles! I wonder what the my little pony concert would be like. Well see ya'll later thanks for reading!

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meer then One Hedgehog In Ponyville part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We ended up at 30th straat station in Philladalphia. Catie stal a train while I stal another train. Both of us used chaos control, and ended up in Equestria heading down the train tracks towards Canterlot. Catie fired at me while I was getting close to her. I used my gun to shoot Catie's gun out of her hands, doesn't this remind u of a similar chase? Anyway we were heading towards Canterlot when a russian tank was trying to blow up my train. It wasn't going to work though, because regenboog Dash flew towards that tank, and kicked it, but it didn't go anywhere. 'I'm gonna have to verplaats it'...

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meer then one Hedgehog In Ponyville part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

"That's why Catie might win this time." I told regenboog Dash. She was impressed in Tail's work on the train I stole, and could u blame her? "We need rocket launchers on our trains here." "Yeah, and with the hearts on them people would misjudge us." I said. Then the both of us just sat on a rock, and relaxed. Meanwhile, back at sugarcube Catie was still with Pinkie. "I don't know why Sean left when u came here." Then Catie put a spell on Pinkie, "Now u will do as I say. I want u to get everyone in Equestria to destroy Sean The Hedgehog, and anyone that stands in our path." Pinkie copied...

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rarity and her lost brush

posted by fefe2002

rarity woke up and wanted to brush her hair but
rarity:oh my gosh where is my brush!?i have to find it!
then rarity called all of the main 6 to help her find it
rarity:i lost my brush! i need it!
twilight:it is okay we will help you
rarity's friends:a ha!
rarity:okay!okay! are u crazy! i can not keep my hair like this!
then rarity went mad
rarity:omg!i feel horrible! girl's quick find it i can't stand a second!
regenboog dash:twi i think rarity went a little bit too worried
appel, apple jack: i don't think she is okay u all
pinkie pie:i think she just need to party!
flutter shy:i think we have to find it quick rarity is crying
then twilight found the brush on the make up place and gave rarity it then rarity went to normal and then
rarity:thanks u all are the best now have fun in your home pagina i have to brush my hair bye!
then they took a group hug and went to there houses

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Rise of Nature's Wrath: Rumble, Tumble, Fall; Part 2

posted by NaomiWinx

It was just a regular dag in Ponyvile......

Celestia was just quietly sitting in her troon room. She was writing a letter of the big party she was having today. It was to celebrate the birth of Equestria, but something wasn't sitting right with Celestia...she knew this party..the whole annual festivities. She did not actually create Equestria with her sister like everyone thought. But she didn't let it bother her and decided to have some fun. Nothing could go wrong. She sent her letters to all of Equestria and went back to her royal duties.

"Howdy ponies! Sure is a purty day" zei Nikki as...

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Discord is back part 11........WE DID IT!!!!!!

posted by applejackrocks

Azura and Cotton Swirls stood beside each other. CS started playing the guitar. Meanwhile Nikki, Score, and Stormy rolled their eyes.

Azura: *singing* Did u Forget, that we were even alive?
CS: *singing* Did u forget, everything that we had?
Azura: *singing* Did u forget? Did u forget 'bout us?
CS: *singing* did u regret ever standing door my side....
Azura: *singing* did u forget, we were feeling inside...
CS: *singing* Now were left, to forget 'bout us......
Azura: *singing* But Somewhere we went wrong
CS: *singing* We were once so strong..
Azura; *singing* Our Friendship is like a song.....

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The Lost Memories - Part 4

posted by Quillabex

I pushed my way through the pegasi to get to my mom.
"I-I, what-?" I cried.
"Eclipse, sweetie, thou shall be strong." She zei as she hugged me.
"What happened, what's going on?"
"Mmm, I believe this conversation should be taken, privately." She zei as she walked out the door. I followed her. "RainbowDash, I would like u to take charge of the meeting."
"Yes Ma'am!" She saluted. The doors closed behind us. We walked down the hallway upstairs.
"Tell me, how are thou be throughout of what has happened." I told her how I had the mysterious dream, and I told her about how I woke up in a testing lab....

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My Fellow Bronies

posted by triq267

My Fellow Bronies,
I'd never really wondered what friendship could be,
My Fellow Bronies,
Until u all shared its magic with me;
Big adventures, tons of fun,
Your beautiful hearts, faithful and strong,
You shared your kindness, not always an easy feat,
And Friendship is Magic made it all complete,
Yeah,
My Fellow Bronies,
Y'know you're some of my very best friends...

So, today is the final dag of 2012. But it also marks one jaar of me being a brony. One jaar geleden today, while killing time until the new year, and after numerous suggestions from people whose opinions I trust, and massive amounts of research,...

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A Changeling Hearth's Warming Eve Part 5

posted by The_Exorcist

Cotton Swirls explained to them about Queen Chrysalis. "UGH! I can't believe she did that!"said Score Heights. "We must go defeat her,now."said Cotton Swirls. They all zei okay and went out the door.

"SURPRISE!"said Applejack. They all zei oh no and Score Heights told her,"Applejack,you lied to us the whole time! Just get out of Ponyville!" appeldrank, applejack told her,"Ha,like I am going to do that! I mean,isn't it just wonderful? Seeing all the ponies in great scare,chaos,and no Christmas? I love it!"! "Come on,let's put them on!"said Azura Alor. They all put on their elements,and then defeated Applejack....

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December 2012- Score Heights Birthday (sample for jaar long fanfic article)

posted by Quillabex

The snow fell calmly from the nightly sky as Score Heights was asleep in her bed. The full moon's light broke the shadows of her room and lit it up with the warmth of Luna's magic. The light eventually shifted to Score's face as she rolled over, disturbed door light. For a moment, she paused, hoping to go back to sleep when she remembered that it was her birthday today, December 4th. She rolled over again to look at her clock. "12:00 AM," she muttered under her breath, then yawned and rolled back over to go back to sleep.

She then popped up screaming; "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!" She jumped up and down...

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Discord is back part 1 .......A picnic

posted by applejackrocks

It was a beautiful, sunny dag in Ponyville, and Nikki had decided to invite all her vrienden to a picnic. She called up her friend Azura, to invite her.........

Azura: Hello, this is Azura Alor speaking.
Nikki: Howdy Azura, it's me Nikki.
Azura: Oh, hallo Nikki.
Nikki: So ah was wondering, would u like to go-
Azura: To the Everfree forest?!?!
Nikki: No
Azura: go climb up a big mountain?!?!?
Nikki: no
Azura: To go on a adventure?!?!?
Nikki: uhhhh no...to go on a picnic
Azura: oh....ummm okay.
Nikki: Great then! See u at 12:00!

And so Nikki called all her friends, Stormy sky, Cotton Swirls and Score Height....