On a really dark night at a bunch of pyramids, there was a toon going on
Announcer: Welcome to the periods.
Announcer: Sorry. I mean pyramids. If it were periods we'd be drowning in blood. Anyways. It's time for the dances- What? What do u mean I'm fired?!
crowd: *listen awkwardly*
Announcer: I made a mistake, so what?! Fine, fuck you. I hated this job anyway!
Con: *sees Nightmare Moon* Great. First I had to fight her on a cable car, and now she's back probably planning to kill me. (Reference to Nightmare Moonraker)
Nightmare Moon: *follows*
Con: *also follows*
Nightmare Moon: Hello
Peckish: Ahh! *runs*
Nightmare Moon: *kills Peckish, then disappears*
Con: *sees Peckish* No! He had that microfilm.
Double X: *arrives* Where's Peckish?
Con: With the Pharoahs.
Double X: u killed him?
Con: No, he was like that when I found him. *leaves*
Secretly, Con followed Nightmare Moon to a casino.
Con: *goes to bar*
Double X: Hi
Con: Where did u come from?
Double X: I followed u following Nightmare Moon.
bartender: May I help u two?
Double X: The stallion would like a milkshake. Stirred, not shaken.
Con: And the lovely mare will have a Corona Light mixed with crack.
Bartender: Very well. (Of course the mexican wants drugs in her drink)
Con: How did u know what I wanted?
Double X: I know a lot about you. u work for the CIE, have a license to murder, and was only married to one mare. Your marriage was short when-
Con: I get it. *leaves*
Nightmare Moon: *playing poker*
Con: *turns invisible*
Double X: Con.
Con: *re appears* What?
Double X: u forgot your drink.
Con: Oh, thanks. *takes drink*
Nightmare Moon: *leaves*
Con: Come on. If you're going to follow me we better follow her.
Nightmare Moon: *gets in van*
Con & Double X: *sneak in back*
Nightmare Moon: *drives*
2 B continued