My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Ponies On The Rails episode 11 part 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Season 2 premiere of...

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 11

Night Shift

September 30, 1952

At Sherman heuvel in Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered door diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete zei he'd save those to be scrapped for last. They're our most powerful engines. We can't get rid of those now, can we?
Coffee Creme: No.
Hawkeye: Didn't think so.
Orion: *blows horn*
Coffee Creme: It's Orion. He's on the other track.
Orion: *passes Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *slows down a little bit*

When Orion's train completely passed Hawkeye's, Hawkeye went faster

Hawkeye: We're almost at the train yard.
Coffee Creme: Can't wait *relaxes*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn*
Snowflake: *Switches track*
Hawkeye: *heads into train yard*
Coffee Creme: Hey, I just realized. If Orion is delivering a freight, who's doing the yard work?
Red Rose: GORDON!!!!
Gordon: What?
Red Rose: What do u think you're doing?!
Gordon: Having a sandwich. I'm hungry.
Red Rose: Well u are not on lunch break yet, get your ezel back in the train, and push those cars down the hump.
Gordon: How do u hump a freight car?
Red Rose: UUUGH!!!
Hawkeye: *arrives with freight train* Red Rose, why do u look so angry?
Red Rose: Gordon is not doing his work, and is obsessing over a sandwich.
Hawkeye: Wow. *gets out of engine*
Bartholomew: And he nearly ran me over!
Hawkeye: I thought this wasn't going to happen anymore.
Gordon: Yeah well, u guys kept pestering me, Pete hasn't scrapped a single steam engine yet, and I was hungry.
Hawkeye: Well can't u eat while driving the fucking locomotive?
Gordon: No.
Hawkeye: Then don't eat the belegd broodje, sandwich *uncouples locomotives*
Gordon: It's not my fault Pete makes us work too much.
Bartholomew: He doesn't, you're just too careless.
Gordon: And you're british! Shut up!
Bartholomew: Pete told u not to make fun of me for that.
Gordon: Well I don't need to listen to anything he told me a jaar ago.
Pete: *Arrives* Oh really?
Hawkeye: *Gets back in locomotive*
Pete: What have u been doing to make the other workers angry?
Bartholomew: Nearly killing me.
Red Rose: Not working, just to eat-
Gordon: A sandwich! A Goddamn sandwich! Can't u just relax?
Pete: Go to the station, and go to timeout!
Gordon: I don't wanna go to timeout!
Pete: You've been disrespectful, go to timeout!
Hawkeye: *slowly driving train past Gordon*
Gordon: No! *walks into train*
Pete: It's the other way.
Gordon: What?

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alinah_09 Gordon just became more of a spoiled brat. :T ...why cant you learn,Gordon!?

ChibiEmmy Awwww wittle Gordon is going in a time out /)^3^(\

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My opinion of an top, boven eight cutest characters

posted by Canada24

1: PINKIE PIE:
I kinda hated her at first, but the voice that began as annoying slowly started growing on me, and after seeing Baby Cakes for the first time (back when I first started watching, and I did so in order, after finding good sights) I started realising how everything about her makes u want to hug her, and her cuteness level never stopped sense..

2: regenboog DASH:
She never use to be someone I considered as cute.
But when I started making those videos (only ones left around are on my club) I started realising how adorable she is when u don't have sound on.

3: SCOOTALOO:
Like Dash...

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papillon Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

All of the prisoners were sleeping. They had their back legs chained to a metal enquête that could only be moved from outside of the room they were sleeping in.

Guard 75: *Moves poll*
Guard 54: *Moves another poll*
Guard 55: Wake up. Everypony wake up!
Prisoners: *Get unchained from the enquête door other guards*
Guard 55: Let's go. We're putting u to work.

In another room, Papillon, and Louis decided to try buying something from one of the guards.

Guard 3: *Sitting down*
Louis, and Papillon: *Walking to the guard*
Louis: Excuse me.
Guard 3: What can I help u with?
Louis: I was just wondering, can...

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic regenboog as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Previously in The Movie Studio

Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!

* * *

Director Nick: I want all of u to prepare...

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM

Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.

Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. u don't sound too well. Are u okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling u earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: u do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This dag just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see u when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic regenboog as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as olijf-, olijf
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

At the bodyshop, Mr. Beddler was informing everypony about a car coming into the shop.

Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, we're supposed to have a Prius come into the shop.
Others: Boo!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I know nopony likes the Prius, but this job will be very simple. All we have to do is fix this tiny dent on the hood. Get some body filler on there, make that dent...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 70 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office signing papers, when Hawkeye arrived.

Pete: I guess knocking is a thing of the past.
Hawkeye: I wanna talk to u about Renee.
Pete: How is she doing?
Hawkeye: Bad! These things keep happening to us, and she's saying that it's because she's jinxed. We need to get rid of her!
Pete: I don't think that'll be necessary, but I'll tell u what. We'll have her go work on the Southern Pacific for a few days, and see how she does.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not here, that's fine with me. *Walks...

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The Adventures Of regenboog Dash Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of regenboog Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, regenboog Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 9

Who Pulled The Trigger?

Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at regenboog Dash.

Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't u be vrienden with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're vrienden with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Before I start this part of the episode, I wanna toon the pictures of the characters.

Aina: link
Double Scoop: link
Saten Twist: link
Sunny (The perzik pony saying, Yeah, again:link
Pleiades: link
Mortomis: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straat corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing volgende to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 64 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, u know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that u quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never zei anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess u should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: u should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. u could have hurt yourself....

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Aqua Marine's journey 6

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua followed Pinkie and her brother as they approached Carousel Boutique. “La-la-la. I can’t wait for u to meet rarity! She’s so nice, and makes pretty dresses! Pinkie Pie rambled on to Peak. When they had reached the boutique, Aqua Marine waited outside while Pinkie Pie introduced Peak to Rarity. Surprisingly, he only left three minuten later. “Wow, how did u manage to leave so early?” she asked him. “Well, I just simply declined the offer for her to make me something. Simple.” He shrugged. “Next stop, regenboog Dash!” Pinkie squealed, hopping away. They followed her to...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 2

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Guard: u must of been counting your blessings Chimney. u made bail.

Patrol board member: Do u believe, in your best judgment, that u have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like u can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, u let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)

Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out u two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 6

posted by Canada24

Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.

Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, u have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. u could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor

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The Adventures of Garden Hose & vrienden Episode 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

It was a nice dag in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: u sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are u girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...

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Saten Twist Adventures 7... Part 1

posted by Canada24

As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause u only been here a week, and u keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.

Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good dag at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* u know what'll be nice. If I could come back,...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 59 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 58 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 56 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, door looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor