My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Octavia Unchained part 7

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

After getting the Cello, Dexter gave Octavia some time to play it.

Octavia: *playing Octavia's Overture*
Dexter: *sits door Octavia* Have u played before?
Octavia: Yes, but not in a long time.
Dexter: u sound wonderful.
Octavia: Thank you.
Dexter: Please, continue playing.

While Octavia was playing her music, a group of ponies in the KKK were making a plan to attack. They were riding humans, and were all armed with guns.

KKK leader: Alright, see that house?
KKK ponies: Yeah.
KKK Leader: That's where Octavia Melody is. We need to get in there, and kill her! Now, put your masks on, and let's go.
KKK pony: *putting bag on head* Damn. I can't see fucking shit out of this thing.
KKK leader: We ready of what?
KKK Pony: Ah, hold on, I'm fucking with my eyehole. *rips eye hole* Oh. Oh shit. Ugh, I just made it worse.
KKK pony 2: Who made this goddamn shit?!
KKK pony 3: I don't know.
KKK pony 4: Make your own goddamn mask!
KKK pony 1: Look, nopony is saying they don't appreciate what Jimmy did.
KKK pony 2: Well if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I could've cut it better than this!
KKK pony 5: What about u Robert? Can u see?
KKK pony 6: Not too good. I mean, if I don't verplaats my head, I can see u pretty good, meer of less. But when I start riding, the bag's moving all over, and then I can't see.
KKK ponies: *Complaining*
KKK leader: I just made mine worse. Did anyone bring an extra bag?
KKK pony 2: No! Nopony brought, an extra bag!
KKK leader: I was just asking!
KKK pony 7: Do we have to wear them while we're riding?
KKK pony 1: Oh, we're screwed then! If we don't wear them while we're riding it just defeats the purpose!
KKK pony 2: Well I can't see in this fucking thing!! I can't breath right, and it's because I'm wearing this fucking thing!
KKK pony 4: To hell with u all, I'm going home! My friend made 30 bags for u ungrateful peices of hell, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! So from now on, don't ask me for anything! *leaves*
KKK pony 1: Now, look, let's not forget why we're here! We've got a killer teef in that house down yonder, and we gotta teach her a lesson!
KKK Leader: Ok, I'm confused. Are the bags on, of off?
KKK pony 6: I think- we all think the bags were a nice idea.
KKK Ponies: Mmhmm, yeah.
KKK pony 6: Now, I'm not blaming anyone, but they could've been done better. So how about, no bags this time? But volgende time, we do the bags right, and then we attack, non stop.
KKK Ponies: Ok, yeah. I like that idea.
KKK pony 1: Wait a minute, I didn't say no bags!
KKK Leader: But nopony can see.
KKK pony 1: So?
KKK Leader: So it'd be nice to see.
KKK pony 1: Goddamnit! This is a raid!! I can't see! u can't see! So what?! All that matters is if the fucking humans can see?! That's a raid!!!

Shortly after that

Octavia: *putting away cello*
Dexter: *looking out window* Octavia? We got company!

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karinabrony Oooh! "We got company!".

Warbonnet Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The volgende day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did u know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask u to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are u ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*

They quickly started their journey north.

Jake: Do u know why our freight engines are painted...

Warbonnet Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that pony with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, u made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*...

Rarity

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Love and the Like

posted by mariofan14

What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, of is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is of should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...

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Stop Motion Master Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to toon u what I'm about to do. I'd toon u some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless u want two pictures in your video, it's meer complicated...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Episode 6: Snow

Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren

Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.

Julia: *Stops her car volgende to a speed sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed sign, and puts it up*

The on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed decreased door 15.

Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting volgende to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio*...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get u out!...

Gran Turismo Episode 5 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

volgende dag at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....

On The Block Episode 26 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then u get on meer ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, u have to land in the same spot that u started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up meer ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...

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Wise sayings

posted by mariofan14

I have gegeven out some wise sayings to u people in the past. Hopefully they helped u all become meer of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give u all some wise sayings to help u out some more, as well as myself. Just to let u know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people u hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture u at any gegeven moment.

Treasure what u may be gegeven from people, be it object of affection. Neither lasts as long as u would think it...

On The Block Episode 23 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: u interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...

Grand Theft Ponies Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When u zei abandoned warehouse, what did u mean door that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since u two are going to see it, u can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. u put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...

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Saten Twist Adventure, season two episode one: Part 2,

posted by Canada24

Rarity decided to go over to Saten's house, it's clear they would have a common interest, and as much as they don't always like each other, they should probably work together.

Inside Saten's house, probably trying to forget about what Rarity informed him, he was using a glass bong full of Marijuna while the begining lyrics of Black Greace door The Black Angels was playing in the background.
(such a awesome song).

"God. This weed sucks. I'm gonna have ta talk to Master Sword about where he found it" Saten cried, disappointed in how non effective the drug is.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door....

papillon Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

papillon went to see Andrew. They were both laying down in their beds volgende to each other.

Andrew: Did u ask Louie about the escape?
Papillon: Yeah, he zei he'd be joining us.
Andrew: That's great. When do we go?
Papillon: Tonight.
Andre: *Arrives* Did I hear u two are planning to escape?
Papillon: Yeah.
Andre: May I kom bij you?
Papillon: The meer the merrier.
Andrew: Yeah, you're in.
Andre: Great. I know the perfect time to escape, tomorrow night.
Papillon: Why not tonight?
Andre: A band is coming here tomorrow night. One of the guards told me about it.
Papillon: Good idea.
Andrew: And that way,...

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Runaway Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the San Franciscolt Federal Credit Union, where Pierce's wife works.

Pierce: They told me to let u know about these bank robbers coming here on a train from LA.
Nikki: Are u sure about it?
Pierce: Yes, I'm sure. It's on the news, the LAPD told us, and I got to wait at the train station with a bunch of other ponies.
Nikki: Do they know which station to go to?
Pierce: What are u talking about?
Nikki: Will the train be going to the station here, of in Oatland?
Pierce: I don't know.
Nikki: Is there anything u do know about the train?
Pierce: It's from Amtrak. We saw some of the news footage,...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 4

posted by Canada24

The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, regenboog and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed door now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give u a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. u don't silly, u don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as u don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)

Well that's all I got..
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