The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.
Dan: So u from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
regenboog Dash: Come on u guys.
Sean: I'll meet u there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: u always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
regenboog Dash: Ok.
All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.
Sean: This is a really great choice of a city to destroy.
regenboog Dash: Who zei we would destroy St. Foalis?
Sean: I did.
regenboog Dash: Relax, all we're doing is taking over a few businesses, and making money off of them. That's it.
Sean: Ok.
After packing up our stuff into the new house, we just sat around, until.
Applejack: Ah know what we're robbing.
Rarity: What?
Applejack: A bank.
Rarity: Whoa whoa, we're only making money off of businesses, and giving them protection. That's all we're doing.
Applejack: Come on. We're just gonna rob one fucking bank, is it too much to ask for?
Pinkie Pie: *pops up from nowhere* Nien!
Applejack: Ah don't know where u came from, but I'm glad u agree with me.
Rarity: Pinkie, I thought u would always agree with me
Pinkie Pie: I agree with what I think is best. Let's rob der bank!
appeldrank, applejack & Rarity went on to rob the bank.
Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern pony working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack: *runs out of bank*
police pony34: Dispatch, I found the bank robbers. They're in a yellow Coltillac Series 65.
Applejack: *drives away*
police pony34: They're driving away! I'm in pursuit.
Dispatch: Ten 4.
Applejack: *drifts to the left*
Police pony34: *follows*
trucker: *backs down alleyway*
Rarity: Watch out!
Applejack: *floors it*
Rarity: Oh no
Applejack: *passes trucker*
police pony34: *hits truck* I just wrecked my car. I'm out of it.
dispatch: This is the 5th time u wrecked our cars. Wait'll the commisoner hears about this.
police pony34: *kills himself*
Back to Applejack, and rarity who are not killing theirselves.
Dan: How much money did u get?
Applejack: $60,000
Dan: Holy shit! Well done u two.
Rarity & Applejack: Thank you.
?: *knocks on door* Man let me in!
regenboog Dash: I'll get it. *opens door* TWILIGHT? What happened?
Twilight: Man it's a loong story.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag!
Sean: Hi Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: What are u doing?
Sean: Taking a break from the violence, and watching the trains go by.
Pinkie Pie: Sounds wunderbar.
Sean: Are u really german?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Sean: I dare u to speak an entire sentence.
Pinkie Pie: Wenn du darauf bestehst. Eigentlich jetzt bin ich sprechen zwei Sätze in Deutsch *laughs*
Sean: Two sentences? Alright, good job.
Pinkie Pie: Have u been doing this kind of stuff before?
Sean: Oh yes, and sometimes I take pictures of them passing by. Not only here, but in another world as well. u wanna see some?
Pinkie Pie: JA! :D
Sean: Alright.
While I was tonen Pinkie Pie some train pictures that I took, Twilight Sparkle entered our safehouse.
Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
regenboog Dash: Wow. u can stay with us until Celestia makes u a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do u sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
regenboog Dash: Who zei you're idiotic? Sure u made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make u retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices.
Twilight: Who dat?
Sean: A genius. Like you.
Twilight: Thanks man.
After Twilight Sparkle joined the mafia she recieved her first job. Taking over an enemy business
Sean: Here it is.
Twilight: Man why do u drive this thing?
Sean: Because it's a 1969 Corvette, and I like cars like this.
Twilight: Whatever man, let's just rob this place. *walks in restaurant*
Sean: Wrong building!
Twilight: OH SHIT!
waitress: Sir? u need to wait in line of leave!
Twilight: Man I didn't wanna be here in the first place! Ah only came here to rob your mothafuckin' restaurant! *grabs gun*
Sean: oh damnit. *gets back in car*
Twilight: *steals money* Wait for me!
Sean: I am!
Twilight: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives away* I told u that was the wrong place.
Twilight: Ah know man, but I got soo angry!
Sean: Well u should've taken your anger out on me. It was my fault, not those waiters u robbed.
Twilight: Sorry. It ain't gonna happen again.
Sean: I hope not, because Dan could kill u for that.
Back at the house.
Dan: What do u mean wrong place?
Twilight: Man I stormed in the wrong building, and got frustrated.
Dan: If that happens one meer time, you're dead. Understand?
twilight: Yessir.
Pinkie Pie: Hallo Twilight!
Twilight: Hallo Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: u also speak german?
Twilight: No, I just zei that because u did.
Pinkie Pie: Ok. How did your mission go?
Twilight: Terrible.
Pinkie Pie: What? Why?
Twilight: I robbed the wrong store.
Pinkie Pie: Noooooo! Never do that! I'll toon u how it's done.
Pinkie took Twilight back to the place she was supposed to rob.
Pinkie Pie: Follow my lead, and don't screw up this time.
Twilight: I got it man!
Pinkie Pie: *walks into store*
Las Pegasus ponies: HEY! Shoot her!
Pinkie Pie: *kills L.P ponies*
Twilight: Wow.
Pinkie Pie: *bounces happily to cashier* Hi!
cashier: *shouts* What did u kill those ponies for?
Pinkie Pie: They were going to kill me. u also might've died. That's why I came here to offer u protection.
cashier: If u put it that way, I accept. *pays money*
Twilight: Is that it?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes. There are places that have illegal gambling in the upper floor.
Twilight: Man what have I done?
Pinkie Pie: Nothing. I'll let u get the volgende one though.
Twilight went with Pinkie Pie to the volgende place to rob.
Pinkie Pie: This volgende place is owned door Fillydelphia. Good luck.
Twilight: *walks in*
cashier: May I help you?
Twilight: Yeah man, do u need protection?
cashier: Who the fuck do u think u are?! Get out!
Twilight: Man that's the wrong answer *kills cashier*
Pinkie Pie: Nien nien nien nien nien! u never kill the cashiers, of the owner of a business!
Twilight: He zei no.
Pinkie Pie: u gotta convince them to say Ja.
Twilight: u mean yes.
Pinkie Pie: Ja! It's german for yes!
Twilight: Man, how could I not fuckin' guess?
Pinkie Pie: volgende business!
Twilight: *robs dead pony*
Pinkie Pie: What are u doing?
Twilight: Getting the money.
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head* Let's go.
The final place was owned door Baltimare
Pinkie Pie: All yours again. Try not to kill anypony unless it's part of another mafia.
Twilight: I got it now. What I really want is to not sound like a black man!
Pinkie Pie: i don't blame you. Go get 'em!
Twilight: Hello everypony.
baltimares: It's Twilight Sparkle, but she's not a princess anymore! Get her!
Twilight: *kills all baltimare ponies* Man, u need protection.
owner: That's why u killed those ponies?!
Twilight: Man, they were gonna kill me, and you, and everyone else!
owner: Fine, here's the money *gives twilight $1,000*
Twilight: Perfect man *leaves*
Pinkie Pie: Woo hoo!! That was amazing!
Twilight: Thank you. Let's go home.
Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.
Dan: Where have u two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.
The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.
Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout u screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire guns at Dan*
Dan: Wrong verplaats *grabs molotov*
Sean: Blow up their cars.
Dan: *throws molotov at cars*
L.P. ponies: RUN!!!! *die from explosion*
Twilight: *kills survivors*
Mike: YEaH!
Dan: I doubt they'll be bothering us again. Mike, I got a job for you.
Mike was to rob a jewelry store near the police station. The reason why was because the jewels were very valuable.
Mike: *breaks window*
Police sgt: Hold on I'll be right back.
Mike: *takes jewels*
Police sgt: Somepony is robbing the jewelry store near our station. *runs toward Mike*
Mike: *flies away*
Police sgt: *grabs gun*
Mike: *disapears*
Police sgt: Damnit!
Mike brought the jewels back to Dan.
Dan: Nice job Mike.
Mike: Thanks, it was really easy.
Dan: It was?
Mike: Almost. The police seargent was there.
Dan: u have balls my friend. Keep up the good work.
I was relaxing when Dan came to me.
Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: u shall work with regenboog Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want u two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
regenboog Dash: I'm with u all the way.
So the two of us went toward a koop that sold Nitrous for cars.
regenboog Dash: Alright, u steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
regenboog Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
regenboog Dash: *opens door*
Sean: *gets to car*
regenboog Dash: Why don't we put one of these in your car?
Sean: Why not? *installs N2O*
regenboog dash: Let's go
Sean: *drives car*
store owner: Who stal my nitrous?!?
Sean: *driving car*
regenboog Dash: *flying volgende to car*
Copper 64: What is she doing? *turns on sirens*
Sean: What? I'm following the speed limit!
Copper 64: u with the regenboog mane! Stop right there!
regenboog Dash: *flies off*
Copper 64: All units I just spotted a blue pegasus with a regenboog mane, if u see her, make sure she gets stopped.
Dispatch: What was she doing?
Copper 64: Flying too close to a car.
Dispatch: Did u get her?
Copper 64: No she escaped. So I'll just chase the guy in the car in front of me!
Sean: What now? *drives faster*
Copper 64: He's on the run! Suspect is driving a blue Corvette.
Dispatch: Do u have a beschrijving of the driver?
Copper 64: I think it's Sean the hedgehog. I see some black spikes, and a grey arm.
Dispatch: It's him
Sean: *drives faster*
regenboog Dash: *flies into car*
Sean: What are u doing back here?
regenboog Dash: Dan made me come back here.
Copper 64: The regenboog maned pony is with him!
Dispatch: It must be regenboog Dash.
Sean: Well since you're here, why don't we have some fun? *drifts into dirt*
Copper 64: Suspect is going off road!
Copper 53: I just saw you! Joining in pursuit!
regenboog Dash: Crank it left
Sean: *drifts left*
Copper 64: Suspect is doing meer drifts!
Copper 53: *hits other cop's car* Sorry!
Sean: Well that was easy. What now?
regenboog dash: Hit the nitrous!
Sean: We already lost them though.
regenboog Dash: We did? Ok then don't use nitrous *laughs*
We make it back, and the rest of the nitrous gets installed in the other's cars.
Applejack: Now all ah need is a paintjob.
Pinkie Pie: I now have a super beetle!
Twilight: Man it's just a beetle with nitrous who cares?
Pinkie Pie: I do!
Twilight: Your's is cool Applejack.
Applejack: Thanks sugarcube.
Sean: I already used the nitrous on mine, but it was able to hit 200 miles an hour.
Twilight: Yeah right. What is it again?
Sean: A '69 Corvette.
Twilight: Man, Chevronet started making cars in 2022, how could that be made in 1969?
Sean: Because this is from a different world.
Twilight: Sorry man jeez!
It was a regular dag in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.
L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.
The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.
Sean: *drinking soda*
regenboog Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow! I can't believe u didn't notice that!
regenboog Dash: If we were in different mafias I'd kill you.
Sean: Come on Dash, it was just a joke.
regenboog Dash: Alright.
Sean: But I was pretty sure that whoopee cushion wasn't working.
regenboog Dash: *slaps me*
Sean: Holy shit! What was that for?
regenboog Dash: *leaves house*
Sean: What did I do?
Pinkie Pie: I guess she doesn't like being pranked.
Sean: But it's just a joke. She has to lighten up.
regenboog Dash: *flies back in* u guys?
Sean: Why do u look so nervous?
regenboog Dash: Every other mafia is teaming up to kill us!
other mafias: *surround house* Come out of the house everypony! If u don't we'll set it on fire.
Sean: Fuck they have molotovs!
other mafias: *light molotovs*
Ponyville mafia: *shoots molotovs*
The other members were on fire. Some even blew up. And that was the end of the mafia in St. Foalis, making the Ponyville Mafia return to their own town.
The End.
Dan: So u from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
regenboog Dash: Come on u guys.
Sean: I'll meet u there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: u always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
regenboog Dash: Ok.
All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.
Sean: This is a really great choice of a city to destroy.
regenboog Dash: Who zei we would destroy St. Foalis?
Sean: I did.
regenboog Dash: Relax, all we're doing is taking over a few businesses, and making money off of them. That's it.
Sean: Ok.
After packing up our stuff into the new house, we just sat around, until.
Applejack: Ah know what we're robbing.
Rarity: What?
Applejack: A bank.
Rarity: Whoa whoa, we're only making money off of businesses, and giving them protection. That's all we're doing.
Applejack: Come on. We're just gonna rob one fucking bank, is it too much to ask for?
Pinkie Pie: *pops up from nowhere* Nien!
Applejack: Ah don't know where u came from, but I'm glad u agree with me.
Rarity: Pinkie, I thought u would always agree with me
Pinkie Pie: I agree with what I think is best. Let's rob der bank!
appeldrank, applejack & Rarity went on to rob the bank.
Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern pony working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack: *runs out of bank*
police pony34: Dispatch, I found the bank robbers. They're in a yellow Coltillac Series 65.
Applejack: *drives away*
police pony34: They're driving away! I'm in pursuit.
Dispatch: Ten 4.
Applejack: *drifts to the left*
Police pony34: *follows*
trucker: *backs down alleyway*
Rarity: Watch out!
Applejack: *floors it*
Rarity: Oh no
Applejack: *passes trucker*
police pony34: *hits truck* I just wrecked my car. I'm out of it.
dispatch: This is the 5th time u wrecked our cars. Wait'll the commisoner hears about this.
police pony34: *kills himself*
Back to Applejack, and rarity who are not killing theirselves.
Dan: How much money did u get?
Applejack: $60,000
Dan: Holy shit! Well done u two.
Rarity & Applejack: Thank you.
?: *knocks on door* Man let me in!
regenboog Dash: I'll get it. *opens door* TWILIGHT? What happened?
Twilight: Man it's a loong story.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag!
Sean: Hi Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: What are u doing?
Sean: Taking a break from the violence, and watching the trains go by.
Pinkie Pie: Sounds wunderbar.
Sean: Are u really german?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Sean: I dare u to speak an entire sentence.
Pinkie Pie: Wenn du darauf bestehst. Eigentlich jetzt bin ich sprechen zwei Sätze in Deutsch *laughs*
Sean: Two sentences? Alright, good job.
Pinkie Pie: Have u been doing this kind of stuff before?
Sean: Oh yes, and sometimes I take pictures of them passing by. Not only here, but in another world as well. u wanna see some?
Pinkie Pie: JA! :D
Sean: Alright.
While I was tonen Pinkie Pie some train pictures that I took, Twilight Sparkle entered our safehouse.
Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
regenboog Dash: Wow. u can stay with us until Celestia makes u a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do u sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
regenboog Dash: Who zei you're idiotic? Sure u made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make u retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices.
Twilight: Who dat?
Sean: A genius. Like you.
Twilight: Thanks man.
After Twilight Sparkle joined the mafia she recieved her first job. Taking over an enemy business
Sean: Here it is.
Twilight: Man why do u drive this thing?
Sean: Because it's a 1969 Corvette, and I like cars like this.
Twilight: Whatever man, let's just rob this place. *walks in restaurant*
Sean: Wrong building!
Twilight: OH SHIT!
waitress: Sir? u need to wait in line of leave!
Twilight: Man I didn't wanna be here in the first place! Ah only came here to rob your mothafuckin' restaurant! *grabs gun*
Sean: oh damnit. *gets back in car*
Twilight: *steals money* Wait for me!
Sean: I am!
Twilight: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives away* I told u that was the wrong place.
Twilight: Ah know man, but I got soo angry!
Sean: Well u should've taken your anger out on me. It was my fault, not those waiters u robbed.
Twilight: Sorry. It ain't gonna happen again.
Sean: I hope not, because Dan could kill u for that.
Back at the house.
Dan: What do u mean wrong place?
Twilight: Man I stormed in the wrong building, and got frustrated.
Dan: If that happens one meer time, you're dead. Understand?
twilight: Yessir.
Pinkie Pie: Hallo Twilight!
Twilight: Hallo Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: u also speak german?
Twilight: No, I just zei that because u did.
Pinkie Pie: Ok. How did your mission go?
Twilight: Terrible.
Pinkie Pie: What? Why?
Twilight: I robbed the wrong store.
Pinkie Pie: Noooooo! Never do that! I'll toon u how it's done.
Pinkie took Twilight back to the place she was supposed to rob.
Pinkie Pie: Follow my lead, and don't screw up this time.
Twilight: I got it man!
Pinkie Pie: *walks into store*
Las Pegasus ponies: HEY! Shoot her!
Pinkie Pie: *kills L.P ponies*
Twilight: Wow.
Pinkie Pie: *bounces happily to cashier* Hi!
cashier: *shouts* What did u kill those ponies for?
Pinkie Pie: They were going to kill me. u also might've died. That's why I came here to offer u protection.
cashier: If u put it that way, I accept. *pays money*
Twilight: Is that it?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes. There are places that have illegal gambling in the upper floor.
Twilight: Man what have I done?
Pinkie Pie: Nothing. I'll let u get the volgende one though.
Twilight went with Pinkie Pie to the volgende place to rob.
Pinkie Pie: This volgende place is owned door Fillydelphia. Good luck.
Twilight: *walks in*
cashier: May I help you?
Twilight: Yeah man, do u need protection?
cashier: Who the fuck do u think u are?! Get out!
Twilight: Man that's the wrong answer *kills cashier*
Pinkie Pie: Nien nien nien nien nien! u never kill the cashiers, of the owner of a business!
Twilight: He zei no.
Pinkie Pie: u gotta convince them to say Ja.
Twilight: u mean yes.
Pinkie Pie: Ja! It's german for yes!
Twilight: Man, how could I not fuckin' guess?
Pinkie Pie: volgende business!
Twilight: *robs dead pony*
Pinkie Pie: What are u doing?
Twilight: Getting the money.
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head* Let's go.
The final place was owned door Baltimare
Pinkie Pie: All yours again. Try not to kill anypony unless it's part of another mafia.
Twilight: I got it now. What I really want is to not sound like a black man!
Pinkie Pie: i don't blame you. Go get 'em!
Twilight: Hello everypony.
baltimares: It's Twilight Sparkle, but she's not a princess anymore! Get her!
Twilight: *kills all baltimare ponies* Man, u need protection.
owner: That's why u killed those ponies?!
Twilight: Man, they were gonna kill me, and you, and everyone else!
owner: Fine, here's the money *gives twilight $1,000*
Twilight: Perfect man *leaves*
Pinkie Pie: Woo hoo!! That was amazing!
Twilight: Thank you. Let's go home.
Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.
Dan: Where have u two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.
The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.
Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout u screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire guns at Dan*
Dan: Wrong verplaats *grabs molotov*
Sean: Blow up their cars.
Dan: *throws molotov at cars*
L.P. ponies: RUN!!!! *die from explosion*
Twilight: *kills survivors*
Mike: YEaH!
Dan: I doubt they'll be bothering us again. Mike, I got a job for you.
Mike was to rob a jewelry store near the police station. The reason why was because the jewels were very valuable.
Mike: *breaks window*
Police sgt: Hold on I'll be right back.
Mike: *takes jewels*
Police sgt: Somepony is robbing the jewelry store near our station. *runs toward Mike*
Mike: *flies away*
Police sgt: *grabs gun*
Mike: *disapears*
Police sgt: Damnit!
Mike brought the jewels back to Dan.
Dan: Nice job Mike.
Mike: Thanks, it was really easy.
Dan: It was?
Mike: Almost. The police seargent was there.
Dan: u have balls my friend. Keep up the good work.
I was relaxing when Dan came to me.
Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: u shall work with regenboog Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want u two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
regenboog Dash: I'm with u all the way.
So the two of us went toward a koop that sold Nitrous for cars.
regenboog Dash: Alright, u steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
regenboog Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
regenboog Dash: *opens door*
Sean: *gets to car*
regenboog Dash: Why don't we put one of these in your car?
Sean: Why not? *installs N2O*
regenboog dash: Let's go
Sean: *drives car*
store owner: Who stal my nitrous?!?
Sean: *driving car*
regenboog Dash: *flying volgende to car*
Copper 64: What is she doing? *turns on sirens*
Sean: What? I'm following the speed limit!
Copper 64: u with the regenboog mane! Stop right there!
regenboog Dash: *flies off*
Copper 64: All units I just spotted a blue pegasus with a regenboog mane, if u see her, make sure she gets stopped.
Dispatch: What was she doing?
Copper 64: Flying too close to a car.
Dispatch: Did u get her?
Copper 64: No she escaped. So I'll just chase the guy in the car in front of me!
Sean: What now? *drives faster*
Copper 64: He's on the run! Suspect is driving a blue Corvette.
Dispatch: Do u have a beschrijving of the driver?
Copper 64: I think it's Sean the hedgehog. I see some black spikes, and a grey arm.
Dispatch: It's him
Sean: *drives faster*
regenboog Dash: *flies into car*
Sean: What are u doing back here?
regenboog Dash: Dan made me come back here.
Copper 64: The regenboog maned pony is with him!
Dispatch: It must be regenboog Dash.
Sean: Well since you're here, why don't we have some fun? *drifts into dirt*
Copper 64: Suspect is going off road!
Copper 53: I just saw you! Joining in pursuit!
regenboog Dash: Crank it left
Sean: *drifts left*
Copper 64: Suspect is doing meer drifts!
Copper 53: *hits other cop's car* Sorry!
Sean: Well that was easy. What now?
regenboog dash: Hit the nitrous!
Sean: We already lost them though.
regenboog Dash: We did? Ok then don't use nitrous *laughs*
We make it back, and the rest of the nitrous gets installed in the other's cars.
Applejack: Now all ah need is a paintjob.
Pinkie Pie: I now have a super beetle!
Twilight: Man it's just a beetle with nitrous who cares?
Pinkie Pie: I do!
Twilight: Your's is cool Applejack.
Applejack: Thanks sugarcube.
Sean: I already used the nitrous on mine, but it was able to hit 200 miles an hour.
Twilight: Yeah right. What is it again?
Sean: A '69 Corvette.
Twilight: Man, Chevronet started making cars in 2022, how could that be made in 1969?
Sean: Because this is from a different world.
Twilight: Sorry man jeez!
It was a regular dag in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.
L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.
The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.
Sean: *drinking soda*
regenboog Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow! I can't believe u didn't notice that!
regenboog Dash: If we were in different mafias I'd kill you.
Sean: Come on Dash, it was just a joke.
regenboog Dash: Alright.
Sean: But I was pretty sure that whoopee cushion wasn't working.
regenboog Dash: *slaps me*
Sean: Holy shit! What was that for?
regenboog Dash: *leaves house*
Sean: What did I do?
Pinkie Pie: I guess she doesn't like being pranked.
Sean: But it's just a joke. She has to lighten up.
regenboog Dash: *flies back in* u guys?
Sean: Why do u look so nervous?
regenboog Dash: Every other mafia is teaming up to kill us!
other mafias: *surround house* Come out of the house everypony! If u don't we'll set it on fire.
Sean: Fuck they have molotovs!
other mafias: *light molotovs*
Ponyville mafia: *shoots molotovs*
The other members were on fire. Some even blew up. And that was the end of the mafia in St. Foalis, making the Ponyville Mafia return to their own town.
The End.
Mazda Friscero
