My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Bartholomew Episode 2 Part 1

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Bartholomew

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Episode 2

Master Sword's perspective

July 1, 1953

Master Sword is narrating.

I joined the Neigh York Central two weeks ago. Then, a few days later, another new worker joins us. He's fifty one years old, and wears a monocle. He seems like a nice pony, but I don't think he should be driving a train, but our CEO doesn't know that.

Anyway, a week after Bartholomew joined, we get yet another new worker. I was just waiting for a train to get on when she appeared.

Master Sword: *Sitting on bench*
Bartholomew: *Driving commuter train towards station*
Master Sword: *Sees train*
Bartholomew: *Stops train*
Master Sword: *Sees Bartholomew* Good morning.
Bartholomew: Hi Master Sword. How are you?
Master Sword: Fine. I heard we have a new worker. Where is he?
Bartholomew: u mean she.
Master Sword: She?
Whirl Wind: *Gets out of train* Hi, I'm a conductor.
Master Sword: I thought we had too many of those.
Whirl Wind: We did, but one of them got killed in an accident.
Master Sword: How.. Nice to know.
Whirl Wind: Anyway, this is all for u to conduct. I have to get on another train heading back to Grand Central.
Master Sword: Okay, cool.
Bartholomew: *Uncouples electric locomotive, and drives it to servicing facility* It's a good thing this facility is near the station. I don't have to drive too far.
Lady: *Drives Hudson backwards onto passenger train*
Master Sword: *Seeing Whirl Wind getting on train* Best of luck to you.

While I was watching Whirl Wind getting on the train, I didn't notice Bartholomew walked up to me.

Bartholomew: I'm back.
Master Sword: I noticed.
Bartholomew: Is everything alright? u look like you're blushing.
Master Sword: I think I might be falling in love.

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Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry, and Adrenaline stopped at the Don's house.

Larry: *Knocks three times*
Don Castalini: *Opens the door* What's up?
Larry: We need to talk.
Don Castalini: Okay. Come in.
Larry: *Walks into the house with Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: Rudolph, we have guests!
Rudolph: *In the kitchen* The hors d'oeuvres are set. I'll bring them to u in the living room.
Don Castalini: Thanks Rudolph.

In the living room

Don Castalini: So what is it?
Rudolph: *Brings in chips with salsa, and a bottle of champagne from 1933*
Adrenaline: Oh, this looks pretty fancy.
Don Castalini: I know. What do u want to talk...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.

Larry, and Adrenaline walked out of the Don's house, and then they found a Beetle.

Adrenaline: That was quick. Lets go and get it.
Larry: *Walks toward it* It's so easy to find one of these cars, because it's very common. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Adrenaline: *Gets in the passenger seat*
Larry: *Starts the car, and drives* Let me know if u see an auto koop anywhere.
Adrenaline: Sure thing.
Larry: *Passes a green light shortly before it turns yellow. He turns on the radio*
Announcer: Today, when it comes to automobiles, everypony knows the facts. Equestrian cars are very reliable, but use too...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train stops at the station in Kaanapali.

Larry: *Gets off, holding the suit cases with him*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Finds a telephone booth at the station* Make the call, I'm going to get us a ride. *Walks to a blue Belleville in the parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Dials his bosses number*
Larry: *Picks the lock on the door on the left side*
Adrenaline: Hey, boss. We took care of those guys. Yeah, we got the evidence. Alright then. See u later.
Don Castalini: u didn't even let me say a damn word! Whatever, at least u got the job done.
Adrenaline: Yeah. It was pretty easy.
Don Castalini: Wonderful....

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After talking to Don Castalini, Larry was driving Adrenaline home, when he got an idea.

Larry: u still want to try that destruction derby we saw earlier, of do u wanna do that another time?
Adrenaline: I can't pass that up. I wanna do it now.
Larry: Then let's get there. *Drives to the destruction derby stadium*
Adrenaline: *Waits to arrive*
Larry: *Stops car in parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Gets out* u know where to sign in?
Larry: door the entrance.
Adrenaline: *Goes to the entrance looking for a place to sign up*
Derby Pony: What's your name?
Adrenaline: Adrenaline Rush.
Derby Pony: How old are you...

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Long time geleden when Equestria wasn't connected yet there was one pony that survived and was gegeven a knight name even if was only an waiter in inn that was plotting on killing the princess. The story of creation of honorable name."

The first Shadowknight
Episode 1
"Freed door child."

Streets of Canterlot.
Dark age of Medieval.

Shadowknight - *sigh* why I'm the one that have to carry carrots...
Pony - The prices went up again...
Pony 2 - yeah no joke, we can't live with that.
Pony - Shut up u don't even work, u feed of your parents.
Shadowknight - Hm... I wonder if my father have problems with me like...

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Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry: *Driving his car with Adrenaline* Now we gotta kill ten ponies in the Mondoro mafia.
Adrenaline: Where can we find them? The pub?
Larry: Nah, no one goes there unless they're Irish. There's one hotel I know where they got lots of ponies in that mafia.
Adrenaline: Then we'd better go.

They got to the hotel.

Larry: This is it.
Adrenaline: *Looks around the lobby, as they enter the hotel*
Larry: Upstairs is where they are. We'll use the elevator.
Adrenaline: Got it. *Gets in elevator*
Larry: *Enters elevator, and hits the button for the third floor* Sometimes they got illegal gambling going on,...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry, and Adrenaline went to the Don's house in less than ten minutes. They made it on time.

Larry: *Sitting on a divan, bank volgende to Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: *Sitting in a chair* Gentlecolts. As u know, there are four mafias on the island of Maui. There's us, the Castalini mafia, then there's the Scaletta mafia, along with the Mondoro mafia, and the Meladori mafia.
Adrenaline: *Nods along with mentioning of the names*
Don Castalini: We checked that pony's wallet, and stal $85 from him. He was a capo in the Mondoro mafia, Aldo Gerardo. To get revenge for what he did to Adrenaline's new girlfriend,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 110 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:56 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete had the others meet him in his office. He told them about his idea.

Pete: Now, I understand that the work is getting harder, but I do believe I came up with a solution that will help u take your mind off of it. Games.
Mirage: Games sir?
Dan: u mean like hockey?
Pete: Not exactly. We will have three games, involving two teams. Everything will be set up door tomorrow.
Dan: So I guess you're not going to tell us about the games we are playing.
Pete: You'll see what they are tomorrow. Now get back to work....

Saten Twist Adventures S3E3 Part 6

posted by Canada24

LATER:

Everyone is seen eating lunch. Pinkie and Saten are seen at the same table, Saten eating burger, Pinkie eating a sandwich/

Saten: Can u get the pepper, please?

Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.

Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!

Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

Saten: Fine sweetie. u have my undivided attention.

Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining zei I still can't tell anyone the surprise.

Saten: (sarcastically) No way!

Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over...

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Saten twist S3E3 part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.

Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!

Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.

Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] u mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!

Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do u have something u need to say? u seem like you've been keeping something in.

Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]

Fluttershy: We're here...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean led his group to an airport, owned door Eggman.

Sean: Now Tails, u zei that Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht has a landing pad for helicopters, right?
Tails: That's right.
Sean: Okay, so what I'm thinking about right now, is that we take one of their helicopters, and fly to the yacht.
Wind: That's kinda dangerous. What if they spot us?
Sean: If they spot us flying one of their helicopters, there's no doubt they will stop at nothing to kill us, you're right about that. So we gotta get in there quietly. Knuckles, Dash, Charmy, and Tails, u four are capable of flying on your own, so...

Ganger returns Part 5

posted by Canada24

This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like u would see on JASON VOORHEES).

"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.

"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.

"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.

"I told you.. Rarity may have some goud hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.

Gran Turismo Episode 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim was in the briefing room with the rest of his vrienden when Captain Jefferson started talking.

Captain Jefferson: Twilight Sparkle has some business to take care of here, but unfortunately, someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town. Toby and Red spotted the suspect while out on patrol earlier.
Tim: Did the pony that tried to kill Twilight escape?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. He used magic to get out of his car. Now visiting us is Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna. They have something to tell us.
Celestia: *Walks in the room with Luna*
Ponies: *Clapping*
Celestia: Thank...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 103 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: May 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:39 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was at his house with Metal Gloss. Metal Gloss was in the douche while Hawkeye opened his letter.

Hawkeye: *Reading the letter* Dear Pierce, I hope u like the sports car I gave u thirteen years geleden as a present for becoming an engineer. I have another one like that coming to your house from Florida. My factory is running well, but I am not. As I write this, I have only 20 hours to live, so I decided to give u something special before I pass away. Along with this letter, u will find two thousand...

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and appeldrank, applejack arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked door airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do u two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are regenboog Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E13 part 3

posted by Canada24

Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each jaar u wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten:...

Saten Twisst Adventures S3E3 Part 1

posted by Canada24

As tribute to having finished that forum story.

Sword has a larger role in this one than Saten dose..
Sten only has one scene in this one...

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[shades closing]
[windows clattering]
Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do u think u could secure those windows?
[webs shooting]
[windows close]
Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?
[birds squawk]
Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.
Harry: [growls nicely]
Fluttershy:...

CHiPs 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

volgende morning at CHP headquarters.

CHP Ponies: *In the breifing room*
Sargent Getraer: Okay, I hope u all watched the Wonderbolts perform with Chitwood yesterday. The toon was great.
Bobby: Better than great. Spectacular.
Arthur: I was too busy babysitting my neice to watch.
Sargent Getraer: The toon will be available to buy on blu straal, ray for fifty dollars.
Barry: When?
Sargent Getraer: One week. Now enough talking, time to work. Get out there, and do your job.
CHP Ponies: *Leaving*
Frank: *Walks into Harlan's garage* How's everything Harlan?
Harlan: One window has been replaced. The other one...

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Saten Twist: S3E2 part 8

posted by Canada24

Moon Dancer: What is this?

Saten: It's a party.

Lemon: For you.

Pinkie: (pops out cake) Surprise!

Twilight Sparkle: Come on in!

Moon Dancer: Thanks but no thanks. I don't do parties.

Twilight: I know. And I think it's my fault... Back when we were in school together, u invited me to a party. I was so focused on my studies that I didn't toon up.

Moon Dancer: Big deal!

Twilight: It WAS a big deal... And now that I realize how important friendship is, I'd like to make up for my mistake with a new party... A party in honor of my friend Moon Dancer! Please, you've got to let me make this up to you. Moon...

Saten Twist: S3E2 part 5

posted by Canada24

Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are u studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] u planning on being a professor of something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and citroen Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...