Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy/CrazyWriterLady
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Season 4 Highlights
Stylo: *Sitting on bench at station* From dealing with snow to the mafia, this season has had a lot of memorable moments. Unfortunately, a good friend of ours named Red Rose got killed, and we're trying to find a replacement for her. In the meantime, enjoy some of the season 4 highlights.
Episode 31
Gordon: What kind of jobs do u have?
Hawkeye: We're going east to clear the line.
Gordon: Hopefully u don't get stuck.
Stylo: Thanks.
Gordon: Because that would be so funny! *Laughing* I remember seeing that passenger train in the video, and it was stuck for three days. *Laughing*
Stylo: It wouldn't be funny if that happened to you.
Gordon: Well it never happened to me, and it never will! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get a freight over Sherman Hill. *Goes to train yard*
***
Stylo: *Looking out window* Man, that's a lot of snow.
Hawkeye: Well, I'm not surprised. Pete zei we would get twelve feet of snow.
Stylo: Yeah, but this looks like meer then twelve feet.
Hawkeye: *Checks fuel gauge* Okay, I'll tell u what. We have to refuel soon, so when we're doing that, both of us will go outside, and see how deep the snow is. If it's under twelve feet, u have to sit on the top, boven of the train all the way to wherever we have to go. If it's over twelve feet, I'll let u drive the train.
Stylo: What do u have to do?
Hawkeye: While you're driving the train, I have to...
Stylo: Clean my car.
Hawkeye: u read my mind. *Sees water, and coaling tower* Let's stop, and refuel here.
Stylo: Sounds good to me.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Stylo: *Goes to top, boven of train*
Hawkeye: *Standing in snow*
Stylo: *Pouring water into locomotive*
Hawkeye: Ha, the snow is lower than the engine. u have to sit on top, boven of the train for the whole journey.
Stylo: We never shook on it.
Hawkeye: Aw, fine. I wouldn't want u to get frostbite anyway. Get back in the engine, and I'll pour in the coal.
***
Wilson: *Looking out window* Uhm, Gordon. Have u looked out the window at all yet?
Gordon: Why, what's happening- *Drives into snowdrift*
Wilson: That explains why all the signals we passed were red.
Gordon: *Tries to drive backwards* Come on, don't be stuck!
Wilson: Gordon. I'm sorry to tell u this, but we're stuck.
Gordon: Aw man. *Hits head on chair* Hold up, I just got an idea. *Going outside*
Wilson: Where are u going?
Gordon: Outside. I'm gonna try to use my magic to get rid of all that snow.
Wilson: Okay. *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: *Using magic*
Gordon concentrated hard, but instead of getting rid of the snow, he got rid of the engine they were using.
Wilson: *Lands in snow* Great work.
Episode 32
Song: link
Gordon got on an airplane, and was sent to Norfoal Virginia to work on the N&W
Gordon: *Looking for sign that says L*
Pony: *Holding L sign*
Gordon: *Sees sign* Ah, good. I'm Gordon.
Pony: And I'm Franklin. Come with me, and we'll get u set for your first, and unfortunately, your only dag with working for us.
Gordon: Alright.
They leave the airport, and get in a brand new Corvette.
Franklin: My car, u like it?
Gordon: Yeah. We had to deliver some of these cars a couple of days geleden back on the UP.
Franklin: Nice. *Starts car, and drives to train station*
***
Boss Stephenson: *Staring at Gordon* Why is he so fat?
Gordon: You're going to judge me door my looks? You're a great boss.
Boss Stephenson: Yeah, well u complain a lot.
Gordon: At least I don't judge ponies door their appearance.
Chinese Pony: *arrives* I just finished switching those freight cars sir.
Gordon: *Pointing at chinese pony* COMMUNIST!!
Boss Stephenson: Ignore him Hector, u did good.
Chinese Pony: Right. Thank you. *Leaves station*
***
Conductor: Ticket please?
Gordon: *Carrying two hundred dollars* How about this instead?
Conductor: *Takes money, then grabs Gordon*
Gordon: What are u doing?
Conductor: No ticket, no ride. *Takes Gordon towards door*
Boss Stephenson: *Flying door door*
Gordon: u can't do this.
Conductor: Whatever u say. *Opens door, and kicks Gordon off train*
Episode 33
Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk & Western. Why are they the only railroad in Equestria to not have any diesels?!
Hawkeye: Didn't one of the ponies working there tell you? It's from all that coal they have to transport.
Gordon: Yeah, well I can't stand that! *Pulls door off hinges* I won't rest until that railroad gets at least one diesel! *Throws door onto train tracks* I HATE STEAM!
Hawkeye: Yeah... We've noticed.
***
Gordon: *Wakes up* What happened?
Louis: Nothing. u may go now.
Gordon: Thank you.
Then, the sound of a broken window could be heard.
Gordon: What the? *Goes outside* My car!!
Orion: That's right. I destroyed it so I could get fired! Now, this will definitely work!
***
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying over? *Looks down*
But all Orion could see was the Pacific Ocean
Orion: Oh no. I went too fast, and now I'm flying over an ocean! *Turns around* I don't see any land! *Flies down* Where did I- *Sees land* Aha! Land. *flies to it*
Episode 34
Orion: *Walks into Pete's room* Guess what I did this time.
Pete: *Stops paperwork* What did u do?
Orion: I robbed a liquor store, and I'm creating my own black market in this train station.
Pete: u do realized u can't get fired on purpose, right?
Orion: I can't? *Remembers* Oh yeah, I remember now. Can I get fired for wearing a dress?
Pete: Well-
Orion: Perfect. *Leaves station*
Pete: Jesus christ.
***
Metal Gloss: Gordon, I don't know why u want me to take control.
Gordon: Because I'm going to jump off here, and get my daily dose of booze.
Metal Gloss: Really?
Gordon: Sayonara. *Jumps off train, lands on platform, and breaks his legs* YEEAHH!! I jumped over the track between my train, and the platform!!
Hawkeye: But u broke your legs.
Gordon: It was worth it!
***
Pete: Great job everypony. u did very good.
Hawkeye: Except for Gordon.
Pete: Well fuck him.
Episode 35
Hawkeye: Aw, gee. That's too bad. Maybe you'll win volgende time, oh wait. We can't play another round, because our train will be here soon.
Stylo: We have another twenty minutes. Why do u want to stop so soon?
Hawkeye: That's none of your business.
Stylo: Why is it none of my business?
Hawkeye: That's also none of your business.
Stylo: And why is that none of my business?
Hawkeye: Even that's none of your business.
***
Magnum: Peter! How are u my friend?
Pete: Not too bad, but I have a problem. The mafia is attacking us, and they won't let us fix this section of track on Sherman Hill. We need help.
Magnum: Why not call the police?
Pete: They keep getting killed. We need something better then Cheyenne's Finest.
Magnum: How about a tank?
Pete: A tank?! You're crazy.
Magnum: Relax. There's going to be no ammo for the guns. Just drive up to them, scare them, and they won't bother u at all.
***
Hawkeye: *Driving towards Gordon* I see his tank.
Gordon: *Drives out of way*
Hawkeye: *Stopping engine*
Jeff: Will we stop in time?
Hawkeye: I hope so.
They stopped just before the pilot wheels became derailed.
Gordon: *Driving back to station*
Percy: He's coming back.
Pete: Oh no.
Gordon: This is it. I'll be stuck in here forever.
But suddenly, the tank stopped.
Pete: What?
Gordon: *Comes out of tank* hallo everypony. I saved the day.
Ponies: *Booing, and throwing garbage at Gordon*
Pete: u used up all the gas on this thing!
Gordon: Oh well. *Walks away from everypony* I tried my best.
Episode 36
Pete: *Checks clock* It's almost seven.
Gordon: That means we can go home pagina soon.
Pete: Yeah, I think everypony knows that.
Gordon: *Waiting for clock to strike seven with excitement*
Metal Gloss: *Drives passenger train to station*
Gordon: Ugh, Metal Gloss is always driving a steam engine. Why can't she drive a diesel for once?
Metal Gloss: *stops train*
Pete: Metal Gloss, u arrived just in time. It's 7:00 PM, time to go home.
Gordon: *Leaves station as fast as a rocket*
***
Pilot: *Lands door train tracks*
Railroad Police: What are u doing here?
Pilot: Mail run. We're here to take all your mail, and get it to Denver.
Stylo: *Arrives* What's going on?
Railroad Police: Stylo, thank goodness it's you. This pony thinks he can fly in here with a helicopter, and steal our mail.
Stylo: What thinks u can do that?
Pilot: Because I was told to.
***
Pete: So u saw this fall out of the helicopter when it was heading to Denver?
Jeff: Yeah.
Pete: Wait a minute. If you're here, who's doing your work on that track?
Jeff: Umm....
Meanwhile on the track that Jeff forgot to fix.
Engineer: *Drives train off tracks*
Back at Cheyenne
Jeff: Percy.
Pete: Ah, good. I knew I could rely on that pegasus.
Episode 37
Hawkeye: *Driving engine pulling ten new engines*
Colt: *Taking nails out of tracks* These would be great to give to our grandfather.
Filly: And our father.
Hawkeye: *Sees colt, and blows horn*
Filly: A train is coming. Get off those tracks now.
Colt: *Gets off tracks*
Hawkeye: *Drives train off tracks*
The nails that the colt took out were supposed to be there. Without the nails, the tracks weren't secure enough to be driven on.
***
Michael: *Throwing basketbal at basketbal hoop*
Dad: *Arrives* Michael, u look like you're getting better.
Michael: Hawkeye taught me how to throw the ball towards the square on the backboard. As long as u hit it, the ball will go through the hoop.
Dad: Who's Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Oh, that's me. I'm drawing chalk with Debbie. Just look at her drawing of Princess Celestia. It looks really nice, doesn't it?
***
Michael: *Eating PB&J*
Dad: *Hears doorbell ring* I'll get it. *Goes to door, and opens it*
Hawkeye: Hi father.
Dad: u again.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I brought, you, your father, and your children some presents.
Michael: Hawkeye's here!
Hawkeye: Hello Michael. *Shows big box* I got u a model train set.
Debbie: What did u get me?
Hawkeye: I got u a new box of chalk, and a jumprope.
Debbie: Awesome!
Hawkeye: And for your father, a nice tie, some ink to his typewriter, and a nice fedora to go with it.
Dad: I don't know what to say. Thank you.
Hawkeye: Don't mention it. All gifts from me to you.
Grandfather: What about me?
Hawkeye: Oh, don't worry. I got a gift for you. *Shows a brand new watch* Made entirely out of gold.
Grandfather: It's beautiful.
Hawkeye: I'm glad u like your gifts, but I must go now. *Leaves house*
Episode 38
Cheyenne Wyoming Train station.
February 20, 1954
Pete: Gordon, I'm going on a vacation, and I want u to be in charge while I'm away.
Gordon: Yes sir.
Pete: Follow the orders on the wall, and everything will be good.
Gordon: Sure thing.
February 25, 1954
Judge: u never did do what your boss Pete Reimer told u to do, did you?
Gordon: Oh I did. Nopony listened to me.
***
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Okay, get to work now!
Jeff: We're fixing the tracks as fast as we can.
Gordon: Well it's not fast enough.
Hawkeye: Gordon, I just brought a freight in from Denver.
Gordon: Well take it back to Denver.
Hawkeye: I can't believe this! You're giving us too much work! I won't stand for it.
Gordon: And what are u going to do about it?
Hawkeye: I'm gonna beat u up for it! *Pushes Gordon onto ground, and kicks him*
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954
Judge: Pierce, did any of that really happen?
Hawkeye: Well, I will admit there were some facts in what Gordon said. It did take place in February 20, 1954, and we were in Cheyenne. Other then that, it was pure fiction.
***
Pete: I knew u would win.
Hawkeye: When you're in court against a fat dumbass, it's pretty easy to win.
Stylo: I agree.
Pete: Me too.
Red Rose: Same here.
Snowflake: Hooray for Hawkeye.
Everypony: *Cheering*
Episode 39
It was a breezy, but sunny day. Red Rose was resting in the switch tower waiting for a freight train to arrive. She was listening to a song while doing so.
Song: link
Red Rose: *Singing to song* Weeeeeeeel. I got a woman. Way over town. That's good to me. Oh yeah.
Orion: *Bringing freight into yard*
Red Rose: *Sees freight, and turns signal red*
Orion: *Passes red signal*
Red Rose: Wait. What is he doing?
Orion: *Jumps out of train*
Red Rose: Oh my god.
Orion: I did it! I'm going to get fired for leaving a train while it's in motion!
The train crashed, and Red Rose turned off the music.
***
Gordon: Gentlecolts, may I kom bij you?
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, not while we're waiting.
Gordon: It's not like I wanna beat u up of anything. Let me sit with you.
Hawkeye: Oh, what the heck? Go for it.
Gordon: *Sits down, and flicks Stylo*
Hawkeye: Hey, what are u doing?
Gordon: Tormenting Stylo.
Stylo: Big mistake. *Kicks Gordon off bench*
***
Mafia Ponies: *Hijacking locomotives*
Hawkeye: Police? Have u stopped the mafia yet?
Sargent: No we haven't.
Hawkeye: Well, why don't u double your fucking effort?
Sargent: We're doing the best we can.
Hawkeye: Bullshit. *Hangs up*
Coffee Creme: Now what?
Hawkeye: I don't know.
Episode 40
Hawkeye: *Looking through window* Alright, they're all gone. Get ready.
Percy: I sure hope this works.
Hawkeye: It will. We just have to take that engine, go to Denver, couple up to all the other engines, and take them back here. It's a piece of cake.
Coffee Creme: How?
Hawkeye: When we get all the engines coupled up, we'll get all the diesels to pull the engines back here. If all the diesel locomotives are coupled up, they can pull a train, but only one engine needs a driver.
Percy: How is that possible?
Hawkeye: Electricity? I don't know! Let's get a verplaats on.
***
Mafia pony 95: *Arriving from grocery store* That was a fun bingo match they had.
Mafia pony 53: Yeah. Too bad I didn't win anything.
Mafia pony 95: Who gives a shit?
Hawkeye: Okay, we need to go now. *Drives back to Cheyenne*
Coffee Creme: *Following Hawkeye*
Mafia pony 95: *Sees engines leaving* Hey! Somepony is taking all our engines away.
Mafia pony 53: They aren't really ours. We just stal them.
Mafia pony 95: Aw, be quiet!
***
Radio Pony: *On advertisement mode* If u want the greatest household appliances ever made for your home, then trust General Electric.
Jeff: General Electric makes household appliances?
Stylo: I wonder if they put any of those in the locomotives they make.
Pete: Come on, stop playing the commercials, and continue with the news.
Jeff: Sir, I bet u they're doing great. door now, they probably have all of our engines coupled up, and heading back to Cheyenne.
Pete: Buffalo Turd!
The End
The Season 5 Premier will arrive in a few weeks.
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy/CrazyWriterLady
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Season 4 Highlights
Stylo: *Sitting on bench at station* From dealing with snow to the mafia, this season has had a lot of memorable moments. Unfortunately, a good friend of ours named Red Rose got killed, and we're trying to find a replacement for her. In the meantime, enjoy some of the season 4 highlights.
Episode 31
Gordon: What kind of jobs do u have?
Hawkeye: We're going east to clear the line.
Gordon: Hopefully u don't get stuck.
Stylo: Thanks.
Gordon: Because that would be so funny! *Laughing* I remember seeing that passenger train in the video, and it was stuck for three days. *Laughing*
Stylo: It wouldn't be funny if that happened to you.
Gordon: Well it never happened to me, and it never will! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get a freight over Sherman Hill. *Goes to train yard*
***
Stylo: *Looking out window* Man, that's a lot of snow.
Hawkeye: Well, I'm not surprised. Pete zei we would get twelve feet of snow.
Stylo: Yeah, but this looks like meer then twelve feet.
Hawkeye: *Checks fuel gauge* Okay, I'll tell u what. We have to refuel soon, so when we're doing that, both of us will go outside, and see how deep the snow is. If it's under twelve feet, u have to sit on the top, boven of the train all the way to wherever we have to go. If it's over twelve feet, I'll let u drive the train.
Stylo: What do u have to do?
Hawkeye: While you're driving the train, I have to...
Stylo: Clean my car.
Hawkeye: u read my mind. *Sees water, and coaling tower* Let's stop, and refuel here.
Stylo: Sounds good to me.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Stylo: *Goes to top, boven of train*
Hawkeye: *Standing in snow*
Stylo: *Pouring water into locomotive*
Hawkeye: Ha, the snow is lower than the engine. u have to sit on top, boven of the train for the whole journey.
Stylo: We never shook on it.
Hawkeye: Aw, fine. I wouldn't want u to get frostbite anyway. Get back in the engine, and I'll pour in the coal.
***
Wilson: *Looking out window* Uhm, Gordon. Have u looked out the window at all yet?
Gordon: Why, what's happening- *Drives into snowdrift*
Wilson: That explains why all the signals we passed were red.
Gordon: *Tries to drive backwards* Come on, don't be stuck!
Wilson: Gordon. I'm sorry to tell u this, but we're stuck.
Gordon: Aw man. *Hits head on chair* Hold up, I just got an idea. *Going outside*
Wilson: Where are u going?
Gordon: Outside. I'm gonna try to use my magic to get rid of all that snow.
Wilson: Okay. *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: *Using magic*
Gordon concentrated hard, but instead of getting rid of the snow, he got rid of the engine they were using.
Wilson: *Lands in snow* Great work.
Episode 32
Song: link
Gordon got on an airplane, and was sent to Norfoal Virginia to work on the N&W
Gordon: *Looking for sign that says L*
Pony: *Holding L sign*
Gordon: *Sees sign* Ah, good. I'm Gordon.
Pony: And I'm Franklin. Come with me, and we'll get u set for your first, and unfortunately, your only dag with working for us.
Gordon: Alright.
They leave the airport, and get in a brand new Corvette.
Franklin: My car, u like it?
Gordon: Yeah. We had to deliver some of these cars a couple of days geleden back on the UP.
Franklin: Nice. *Starts car, and drives to train station*
***
Boss Stephenson: *Staring at Gordon* Why is he so fat?
Gordon: You're going to judge me door my looks? You're a great boss.
Boss Stephenson: Yeah, well u complain a lot.
Gordon: At least I don't judge ponies door their appearance.
Chinese Pony: *arrives* I just finished switching those freight cars sir.
Gordon: *Pointing at chinese pony* COMMUNIST!!
Boss Stephenson: Ignore him Hector, u did good.
Chinese Pony: Right. Thank you. *Leaves station*
***
Conductor: Ticket please?
Gordon: *Carrying two hundred dollars* How about this instead?
Conductor: *Takes money, then grabs Gordon*
Gordon: What are u doing?
Conductor: No ticket, no ride. *Takes Gordon towards door*
Boss Stephenson: *Flying door door*
Gordon: u can't do this.
Conductor: Whatever u say. *Opens door, and kicks Gordon off train*
Episode 33
Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk & Western. Why are they the only railroad in Equestria to not have any diesels?!
Hawkeye: Didn't one of the ponies working there tell you? It's from all that coal they have to transport.
Gordon: Yeah, well I can't stand that! *Pulls door off hinges* I won't rest until that railroad gets at least one diesel! *Throws door onto train tracks* I HATE STEAM!
Hawkeye: Yeah... We've noticed.
***
Gordon: *Wakes up* What happened?
Louis: Nothing. u may go now.
Gordon: Thank you.
Then, the sound of a broken window could be heard.
Gordon: What the? *Goes outside* My car!!
Orion: That's right. I destroyed it so I could get fired! Now, this will definitely work!
***
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying over? *Looks down*
But all Orion could see was the Pacific Ocean
Orion: Oh no. I went too fast, and now I'm flying over an ocean! *Turns around* I don't see any land! *Flies down* Where did I- *Sees land* Aha! Land. *flies to it*
Episode 34
Orion: *Walks into Pete's room* Guess what I did this time.
Pete: *Stops paperwork* What did u do?
Orion: I robbed a liquor store, and I'm creating my own black market in this train station.
Pete: u do realized u can't get fired on purpose, right?
Orion: I can't? *Remembers* Oh yeah, I remember now. Can I get fired for wearing a dress?
Pete: Well-
Orion: Perfect. *Leaves station*
Pete: Jesus christ.
***
Metal Gloss: Gordon, I don't know why u want me to take control.
Gordon: Because I'm going to jump off here, and get my daily dose of booze.
Metal Gloss: Really?
Gordon: Sayonara. *Jumps off train, lands on platform, and breaks his legs* YEEAHH!! I jumped over the track between my train, and the platform!!
Hawkeye: But u broke your legs.
Gordon: It was worth it!
***
Pete: Great job everypony. u did very good.
Hawkeye: Except for Gordon.
Pete: Well fuck him.
Episode 35
Hawkeye: Aw, gee. That's too bad. Maybe you'll win volgende time, oh wait. We can't play another round, because our train will be here soon.
Stylo: We have another twenty minutes. Why do u want to stop so soon?
Hawkeye: That's none of your business.
Stylo: Why is it none of my business?
Hawkeye: That's also none of your business.
Stylo: And why is that none of my business?
Hawkeye: Even that's none of your business.
***
Magnum: Peter! How are u my friend?
Pete: Not too bad, but I have a problem. The mafia is attacking us, and they won't let us fix this section of track on Sherman Hill. We need help.
Magnum: Why not call the police?
Pete: They keep getting killed. We need something better then Cheyenne's Finest.
Magnum: How about a tank?
Pete: A tank?! You're crazy.
Magnum: Relax. There's going to be no ammo for the guns. Just drive up to them, scare them, and they won't bother u at all.
***
Hawkeye: *Driving towards Gordon* I see his tank.
Gordon: *Drives out of way*
Hawkeye: *Stopping engine*
Jeff: Will we stop in time?
Hawkeye: I hope so.
They stopped just before the pilot wheels became derailed.
Gordon: *Driving back to station*
Percy: He's coming back.
Pete: Oh no.
Gordon: This is it. I'll be stuck in here forever.
But suddenly, the tank stopped.
Pete: What?
Gordon: *Comes out of tank* hallo everypony. I saved the day.
Ponies: *Booing, and throwing garbage at Gordon*
Pete: u used up all the gas on this thing!
Gordon: Oh well. *Walks away from everypony* I tried my best.
Episode 36
Pete: *Checks clock* It's almost seven.
Gordon: That means we can go home pagina soon.
Pete: Yeah, I think everypony knows that.
Gordon: *Waiting for clock to strike seven with excitement*
Metal Gloss: *Drives passenger train to station*
Gordon: Ugh, Metal Gloss is always driving a steam engine. Why can't she drive a diesel for once?
Metal Gloss: *stops train*
Pete: Metal Gloss, u arrived just in time. It's 7:00 PM, time to go home.
Gordon: *Leaves station as fast as a rocket*
***
Pilot: *Lands door train tracks*
Railroad Police: What are u doing here?
Pilot: Mail run. We're here to take all your mail, and get it to Denver.
Stylo: *Arrives* What's going on?
Railroad Police: Stylo, thank goodness it's you. This pony thinks he can fly in here with a helicopter, and steal our mail.
Stylo: What thinks u can do that?
Pilot: Because I was told to.
***
Pete: So u saw this fall out of the helicopter when it was heading to Denver?
Jeff: Yeah.
Pete: Wait a minute. If you're here, who's doing your work on that track?
Jeff: Umm....
Meanwhile on the track that Jeff forgot to fix.
Engineer: *Drives train off tracks*
Back at Cheyenne
Jeff: Percy.
Pete: Ah, good. I knew I could rely on that pegasus.
Episode 37
Hawkeye: *Driving engine pulling ten new engines*
Colt: *Taking nails out of tracks* These would be great to give to our grandfather.
Filly: And our father.
Hawkeye: *Sees colt, and blows horn*
Filly: A train is coming. Get off those tracks now.
Colt: *Gets off tracks*
Hawkeye: *Drives train off tracks*
The nails that the colt took out were supposed to be there. Without the nails, the tracks weren't secure enough to be driven on.
***
Michael: *Throwing basketbal at basketbal hoop*
Dad: *Arrives* Michael, u look like you're getting better.
Michael: Hawkeye taught me how to throw the ball towards the square on the backboard. As long as u hit it, the ball will go through the hoop.
Dad: Who's Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Oh, that's me. I'm drawing chalk with Debbie. Just look at her drawing of Princess Celestia. It looks really nice, doesn't it?
***
Michael: *Eating PB&J*
Dad: *Hears doorbell ring* I'll get it. *Goes to door, and opens it*
Hawkeye: Hi father.
Dad: u again.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I brought, you, your father, and your children some presents.
Michael: Hawkeye's here!
Hawkeye: Hello Michael. *Shows big box* I got u a model train set.
Debbie: What did u get me?
Hawkeye: I got u a new box of chalk, and a jumprope.
Debbie: Awesome!
Hawkeye: And for your father, a nice tie, some ink to his typewriter, and a nice fedora to go with it.
Dad: I don't know what to say. Thank you.
Hawkeye: Don't mention it. All gifts from me to you.
Grandfather: What about me?
Hawkeye: Oh, don't worry. I got a gift for you. *Shows a brand new watch* Made entirely out of gold.
Grandfather: It's beautiful.
Hawkeye: I'm glad u like your gifts, but I must go now. *Leaves house*
Episode 38
Cheyenne Wyoming Train station.
February 20, 1954
Pete: Gordon, I'm going on a vacation, and I want u to be in charge while I'm away.
Gordon: Yes sir.
Pete: Follow the orders on the wall, and everything will be good.
Gordon: Sure thing.
February 25, 1954
Judge: u never did do what your boss Pete Reimer told u to do, did you?
Gordon: Oh I did. Nopony listened to me.
***
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Okay, get to work now!
Jeff: We're fixing the tracks as fast as we can.
Gordon: Well it's not fast enough.
Hawkeye: Gordon, I just brought a freight in from Denver.
Gordon: Well take it back to Denver.
Hawkeye: I can't believe this! You're giving us too much work! I won't stand for it.
Gordon: And what are u going to do about it?
Hawkeye: I'm gonna beat u up for it! *Pushes Gordon onto ground, and kicks him*
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954
Judge: Pierce, did any of that really happen?
Hawkeye: Well, I will admit there were some facts in what Gordon said. It did take place in February 20, 1954, and we were in Cheyenne. Other then that, it was pure fiction.
***
Pete: I knew u would win.
Hawkeye: When you're in court against a fat dumbass, it's pretty easy to win.
Stylo: I agree.
Pete: Me too.
Red Rose: Same here.
Snowflake: Hooray for Hawkeye.
Everypony: *Cheering*
Episode 39
It was a breezy, but sunny day. Red Rose was resting in the switch tower waiting for a freight train to arrive. She was listening to a song while doing so.
Song: link
Red Rose: *Singing to song* Weeeeeeeel. I got a woman. Way over town. That's good to me. Oh yeah.
Orion: *Bringing freight into yard*
Red Rose: *Sees freight, and turns signal red*
Orion: *Passes red signal*
Red Rose: Wait. What is he doing?
Orion: *Jumps out of train*
Red Rose: Oh my god.
Orion: I did it! I'm going to get fired for leaving a train while it's in motion!
The train crashed, and Red Rose turned off the music.
***
Gordon: Gentlecolts, may I kom bij you?
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, not while we're waiting.
Gordon: It's not like I wanna beat u up of anything. Let me sit with you.
Hawkeye: Oh, what the heck? Go for it.
Gordon: *Sits down, and flicks Stylo*
Hawkeye: Hey, what are u doing?
Gordon: Tormenting Stylo.
Stylo: Big mistake. *Kicks Gordon off bench*
***
Mafia Ponies: *Hijacking locomotives*
Hawkeye: Police? Have u stopped the mafia yet?
Sargent: No we haven't.
Hawkeye: Well, why don't u double your fucking effort?
Sargent: We're doing the best we can.
Hawkeye: Bullshit. *Hangs up*
Coffee Creme: Now what?
Hawkeye: I don't know.
Episode 40
Hawkeye: *Looking through window* Alright, they're all gone. Get ready.
Percy: I sure hope this works.
Hawkeye: It will. We just have to take that engine, go to Denver, couple up to all the other engines, and take them back here. It's a piece of cake.
Coffee Creme: How?
Hawkeye: When we get all the engines coupled up, we'll get all the diesels to pull the engines back here. If all the diesel locomotives are coupled up, they can pull a train, but only one engine needs a driver.
Percy: How is that possible?
Hawkeye: Electricity? I don't know! Let's get a verplaats on.
***
Mafia pony 95: *Arriving from grocery store* That was a fun bingo match they had.
Mafia pony 53: Yeah. Too bad I didn't win anything.
Mafia pony 95: Who gives a shit?
Hawkeye: Okay, we need to go now. *Drives back to Cheyenne*
Coffee Creme: *Following Hawkeye*
Mafia pony 95: *Sees engines leaving* Hey! Somepony is taking all our engines away.
Mafia pony 53: They aren't really ours. We just stal them.
Mafia pony 95: Aw, be quiet!
***
Radio Pony: *On advertisement mode* If u want the greatest household appliances ever made for your home, then trust General Electric.
Jeff: General Electric makes household appliances?
Stylo: I wonder if they put any of those in the locomotives they make.
Pete: Come on, stop playing the commercials, and continue with the news.
Jeff: Sir, I bet u they're doing great. door now, they probably have all of our engines coupled up, and heading back to Cheyenne.
Pete: Buffalo Turd!
The End
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