posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Ponyville, everypony was gathering around town hall. A special visitor arrived, and was becoming the center of attention.
regenboog Dash: Who is that pony?
Snips: That's Max. He's a celebrity.
Pinkie Pie: A what?
Snips: A celebrity is somepony that's famous. He has the world record for bucking appel, apple trees.
regenboog Dash: I never knew u could have a record for bucking appel, apple trees.
Snips: Sure. He bucked thirty appel, apple trees in five minutes.
Applejack: *Arrives* What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: A famous pony is here.
Applejack: Who cares? All of u are freaking out about nothing if u ask me. *Walks away*
That night, appeldrank, applejack was sleeping, but the other ponies were talking to Max, and listening to interesting stories.
volgende morning Max was gone. appeldrank, applejack found regenboog Dash, and Snips.
Applejack: Good riddance. Talking all night keeping ponies like me awake. Who was he anyway?
regenboog Dash: Snips told you, he's famous.
Applejack: As famous as me?
regenboog Dash: He's famouser then you.
Snips: Uhmm. regenboog Dash? *Whispering in regenboog Dash's ear*
regenboog Dash: Oh. He's got meer fame then you. Max bucked thirty appel, apple trees in five minutes.
Applejack: Well I didn't like the way he looked. He has no tail. Never trust ponies with no tail. They aren't respectable. I never boast, but bucking thirty appel, apple trees in five minuten sounds easy to me.
Later, Snips went to see Vinyl Scratch
Vinyl: Hi Snips. That famous pony passed door just now. He zei my muziek was great. Wasn't he nice?
Snips: Yeah, but appeldrank, applejack thinks he's not respectable.
Vinyl: Ignore her. She thinks nopony should be famous, but her.
Applejack: *Running past with empty buckets* He did it, I'll do it! He did it, I'll do it!
Snips: She'll work too hard, and hurt herself.
Applejack: *Bucking appel, apple trees quickly*
Big Mac: *Arrives* Take it easy. u ain't running a race.
Applejack: Yes I am! *Continues bucking trees*
One of the trees had a loose branch.
Applejack: *Kicks boom with loose branch*
The branch fell, and cut Applejack's tail off.
Big Mac: Umm, Applejack?
Applejack: What? *Looks at tail* My tail fell off! Oh man. Don't tell anypony, will you?
Big Mac: Eenope.
Applejack: I hope nopony else notices.
Snips: *Shows up*
Big Mac: Bye. *Walks away*
meer Ponies: *Arriving, and laughing at Applejack*
Snips: Never trust ponies with no tail. They aren't respectable.
I know it's a little short, but it's still good. Right?