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Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do u have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine guns that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when u take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh great. We're supposed to find Shadow The Hedgehog, and make him talk about Discord.
Spike: Well, good luck with that.
Con: I'm going to guess that u don't know where he is.
S: I don't even know who he is.
Con: Whatever, toon me some other gadgets.
S: Right. *Shows toy tank*
Con: Don't u think I'm too old for toys?
S: This is no ordinary toy 0007. Watch, and learn. *Puts toy tank on ground, and grabs remote control* u verplaats the tank around with the left analog stick, and verplaats the torentje around with the right analog stick. And with the left button, u shoot shells from the turret. *Hits left button*

A small shell was shot out of the tank, hit a wall, and blew a huge hole in it.

Con: And, the right button is for the machine gun. Am I correct?
S: Yes. Here's another thing. *Shows bike chain*
Con: Do u expect me to lock up my car with this?
S: No, but if u somehow end up putting this on somepony's bike, u can set up the lock combination, and have it go off at anytime u want. *Moving numbers on bike chain* Tap the two middle digits twice to arm the bomb, and tap it twice to disarm it.
Con: Very creative. Is that it?
S: Oh, just one meer thing. And it's not the Columbo reference I just made. *Shows Mini Uzi* Extended clip to hold 40 bullets, and is fully automatic. Now, bring all four of these to me in one piece Mr. Mane.
Con: u know I will. *Grabs gadgets, and puts them in car*
S: Yep. Sure.
Con: *Drives away*

Meanwhile, at my house, I was laying in bed with regenboog Dash.

Sean: You've been a very good princess so far. *Kissing regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: And you're a great general. *Kisses Sean*
Sean: u could be one like me u know.
regenboog Dash: I don't think I know how.
Sean: Well, I guess you'll have to be in military training. *Kisses regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: *Kisses Sean* Aw yeah.

The doorbell rings.

Sean: Well, I wonder who that could be. *Gets out of bed*
regenboog Dash: Do u want me to wait here?
Sean: I don't know, I probably won't come back.
regenboog Dash: Don't say that. You're the toughest war hero I know.
Sean: Well, thanks for the encouragement. *Runs downstairs, and opens door* Hello Mr. Mane.
Con: u ready?
Sean: u know I am.
Con: Good, because we need to find Shadow quickly.
Sean: Alright, let's get in my car, and-
Con: Hold up, your car? No, we're taking my car.
Sean: I wanna take my car!
Con: Well too bad, you're getting in my car!
Sean: *Sighs* Excuse me for a minute. *Runs upstairs*
Con: Where are u going?!
Sean: *Returns to regenboog Dash* Take the keys to my car, and follow me.
regenboog Dash: Why?
Sean: Because Con won't let me take it, but I wanna ride it. That's why I want u to follow me.
regenboog Dash: I ain't getting involved in this!
Sean: Yeah u are. Call Luna, let her know that you're helping me out with something, and that she'll have to take over for you.
regenboog Dash: Ugh, fine.
Sean: Thank you. *Runs back to Con*
Con: What was that all about?
Sean: Mind your own business. *Gets in car*
Con: *Gets in car, and drives* I am minding my own business, you're my partner.
Sean: We only met ten minuten ago. We haven't known each other long enough. Therefore it is not your business.
Con: Well, if u keep that behavior up, maybe I won't want to know you.
Sean: Well, you're gonna have to get used to that, because we're working together. Shadow the hedgehog could be anywhere, and we need to find him.
Con: Yeah, whatever. *Looking in rearview mirror* Is that your special somepony following us?
Sean: Yeah.
Con: She's got a nice car.
Sean: Actually, that's my car. u know... The one u wouldn't let me drive. The one I wanted to use to hunt down Shadow with.
Con: Vintage cars like that shouldn't be used for hunting down enemies.
Sean: I do it all the time, and it has never been damaged whatsoever.
Con: Yeah, okay. It had to get damaged at least once.
Sean: Nope.
Con: Why not?
Sean: I park it in a veilig spot.

2 B continued
 My car.
My car.
 Con's brand new Aston Maretin
Con's brand new Aston Maretin
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is the 16th Con Mane story. I know I zei I wouldn't do these anymore, but how could I stop making these? It all began in San Franciscolt.

Con: *riding taxi*
Taxi: *Stops at drug store* That'll be three dollars.
Con: *Pays taxi driver* Thanks. *walks out of taxi* *enters drugstore*
Cashier: Are u 0007?
Con: Yes.
Cashier: P is waiting for u in the back parking lot.
Con: Thanks. *Walks away*
P: *Waiting door car*
Con: *Arrives* Hello sir.
P: Hi Con.
Con: What did u want to toon me?
P: I've got a video sent to me from M.I.6. They're saying that a pony in Scotland is trying to create a zombie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When I got home pagina that afternoon, I went straight to my room with Leo.

Rafe: Let's see here, I've got 105,000 points.
Leo: And three lives left. That thing u did in English was pretty awesome if I say so myself.
Carl: WHAT ARE u DOING?!!!?

For a moment, I thought he was shouting at us, but he was mad at Georgia for switching the channel on the T.V.

Georgia: Nothing. I just wanted to-
Carl: I'm watching that! Don't change the channel.
Georgia: But u were sleeping!
Carl: No buts! u can watch the game with me, of get lost. Which one is it?
Georgia: *goes to her room*
Rafe: I hate when she yells...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously in Octavia Unchained, the KKK were complaining about what they wore, but now....

Octavia: *putting away cello*
Dexter: *looking out window* Octavia? We got company!
Octavia: *goes volgende to Dexter* Oh great. The bloody KKK. *grabs gun*
KKK Ponies: *riding towards house*
Dexter: They're on humans too!
Octavia: Not all of them *shoots pony*
KKK pony 5: Our leader is dead!
Dexter: *kills KKK pony 5*
KKK pony 2: I still can't fucking see!!
KKK pony 1: RAID!! WE JUST WENT OVER THIS, AND IT'S A RAID!!!
Octavia: *kills meer KKK Ponies*
KKK pony 2: Are we the only one's left?
KKK pony 1: I don't know!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After getting the Cello, Dexter gave Octavia some time to play it.

Octavia: *playing Octavia's Overture*
Dexter: *sits door Octavia* Have u played before?
Octavia: Yes, but not in a long time.
Dexter: u sound wonderful.
Octavia: Thank you.
Dexter: Please, continue playing.

While Octavia was playing her music, a group of ponies in the KKK were making a plan to attack. They were riding humans, and were all armed with guns.

KKK leader: Alright, see that house?
KKK ponies: Yeah.
KKK Leader: That's where Octavia Melody is. We need to get in there, and kill her! Now, put your masks on, and let's...
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posted by alinah_09
"CoME B@cK!!! We jUsT w@Nt to plAy with YoU..!!" the gruesome creatures kept chasing after them,seeming tireless despite being dead

the trio let out a terrified scream as one of them emerged from the ground blockng them in all directions..but luckily Moonshine teleported and the chase continued,the journey to finding their companions,endless...with the evil creatures still onto them,not knowing how long it will take until they finally run out of energy...going through the blood red forest

~~~
"huh? i think were lost..." Moonlight zei observing the environment "but since were already lost from...
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posted by ppgFireball
Twilight: Spike, take a note please.
Spike: -takes out paper and a quill-
Twilight: dear Princess Celestia, i'm here to meld that we are stranded on a deserted, unknown island due to a plane crash. could u please send help? Your faithful studdent, Twilight Sparkle.
Spike: -blows note to Celestia's castle-
1 minuut later....
Spike: -burps up a note from Celestia- Dear Twilight Sparkle, my most faithful student, we are sending help right now. just stay calm and stay with your friends.
Rainbow Dash: wait wait wait wait wait. how long until help arrives.
Spike: hmm...about.....1 month.
Rainbow Dash:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... u was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your ezel soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : u right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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posted by karinabrony
Hey, everypony! Today I will be talking about the app and telling u about it.

How to level up: door leveling up, u have to buy some shops. u can put ponies to work on there, for example, if u make Twilight Sparkle work there, and the flour is finished, u click on it to collect, and then u collect some experience points and bits. The meer shops u have, the meer experience and bits u will get.

How to send presents: u tap on your menu, and it says friends. u have about 8 of so. Tap them and press the present. That means you're giving them a gift, and they will give u one back...
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posted by alinah_09
The volgende day..it was a holiday and also the time for that party in Ponyville

in Flame's home..he was eating breakfast and put his luggage in his living room

"i didnt get my name in that book but at least i got extra cake...besides i didnt really do anything special" he zei munching his cereal
__________________________________________

in Moonlight and Moonshine's home..they were also eating their breakfast...daffodil salade and oranje juice

"hehe..cant wait.." Moonshine zei eating a part of the salade with her fork being levitated

Moonlight washed down the salade with oranje sap then replied "yeah,me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It had just snowed barely an inch, and now we are focusing on the protagonists, as most of them are waiting in a house.

Sigmund is disguised as one of the lijkwagen drivers, and is wired. The others are telling him what to do.

Ringo is waiting in her car. Buddy, and Click-Clack are in the house.

Buddy: Just wait here for a while. When they start moving, we give Ringo the word.
Click-Clack: Got it.
Rice: *parks his car*
Mafia: Hello boss. Do u have our cop?
Rice: Yes. We killed him yesterday, and we are going to incenerate him here.
Clint: The perfect opprotunity to do this, while we mournfully...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
rijst
Rice
Why don't we go check on rijst Limbo, and Clint Miller?

On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.

enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
Rice & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let u go, after we get our money.

The volgende morning,...
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>What is your OC's name?
>Bolt

>How old is he?
> 19
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>What is his hobby?
> drawing
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>Does he have any relatives?
> no relatives
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>What is his personality?
> shy but assertive and competitive
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>Does he know how to make vrienden easily?
>he doesn't know how to make vrienden easily
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>Has he met any pony from the mane 6?
> he has met regenboog Dash (they butt head quite often!)
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>What was the most important thing he did in his life?
> he drew a picture of Celestia using magic
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>What is his achievements?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Number 7, and counting. I present to everypony Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord
Fluttershy........................................Whataspy...
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The last solstice

Chapter 18: Truth revealed


The Princess of the Sun gazed at the spot where Nocturnal Mirage sat earlier this day. Celestia still could not believe she actually let him inside her fortress of solitude. She could not find a logical explanation why did she let a perfect stranger into places she blocked out her family and her closest vrienden from. But she knew one thing. Ever since the cobalt stallion set hoof in her suite, the voices in her head retreated, finally offering her a little peace.

The white alicorn idled in front of the busted mirror, stroking the burnt scars on her...
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posted by applejackrocks1
It was a Monday morning. As usual, Nikki got up very early. As she rubbed her eyes, she saw her little sister, still sleeping. She smiled. She immediately took a shower. She then brushed her teeth and mane. She placed her green bandana on her neck.

Meadow: *wakes up* *yawns*
Nikki: 'Morning Meadow!
Meadow: Good morning Sis.
Nikki: Any plans for today?
Meadow: Well, I was gonna go meet new friends.
Nikki: That's nice. *grabs apple*
Meadow: *brushes teeth*

Nikki's phone started to ring..

Nikki: *answers* Hello? Uh-Huh, yes, This is Nikki West. Yep. Yeah...Oh, okay.... Yeah, I know...Sure. I'll be...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Pinkie: NO! regenboog Dash and I are going to beat u up!
SS: Really? So, you'll also say that u guys are better than me?
RD: EXACTLY!
SS: Hush Rainbow, no need to cry.
RD: I AM NOT CRYING!
SS: *whispers* yet...Anyways, let me finish what I've started. *charges at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *trips SS* *giggles*
SS: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!
RD: Pinkie, take AJ, Rarity, and Fluttershy to a veilig place. I'll deal with her.
Pinkie: *salutes* (drags the 3 ponies somewhere)
SS: Come on Rainbow-
RD: How do u know my name?!
SS: I know everything dweeb. So, will u kom bij me?
RD: Never. I prefer to die than to be a villain.
SS:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was at the airport about to make his way back to Canterlot when...

German pony23: *walks into airport*
Con: I'd like one ticket to Canterlot, Equestria.
german pony88: Sure.
German pony23: Con, come over here, quick!
Con: I have to go!
German pony88: But, your ticket!
Con: What is it?
German pony23: Fenix has gone missing, and his wife is beat up badly!
Con: Let's go then.

They arrived at Fenix's house

Con: Wait here, I'll be right back.
Roseluck: Con!
Con: Roseluck, what happened?
Roseluck: Some russians came here, and kidnapped Fenix, then brought his body back here.
Con: *spots body* There's a note....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The mountain with the buildings is the one Con must get up to.
The mountain with the buildings is the one Con must get up to.
Raiden didn't survive, but the secret weapon did. It wasn't until two days later when Con & The Resistance found out.

Con: I thought thta weapon would be gone.
Edward: u thought wrong my friend. Now the Irish are about to make the deal with the Mexicans in 3 hours, at this place north of our position.
Con: Then we'd better get a verplaats on.
Edward: I don't know lad, there's hundreds of them, and we have only five stallions.
Carole: And one mare.
Con: Then we must go.

They arrived at the place, and Con got ready to climb the mountain.

Edward: u sure u got this?
Con: Yeah. *climbs up*
Edward:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful dag in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering meer ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: u really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot u in the arm! Why aren't u bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop the nuke!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Con got back from flying Little Mily, M.I.6 found the building where the W.M.D's were being manufactured.

Rareesa: It's at the space station?
Con: Looks like we might be going to where Luna was for 1,000 years.
S: We're not going to the moon Con.
Con: Well lets just stop these ponies now!

So they left, in Rareesa's EMW & with some pegasi carrying the others.

Rareesa: Here we are.
Con: Let's do this. *grabs MP5*

Con, and M.I.6 stormed into the space station killing some ponies that got in there way.

S: *grabs pen*
Con: u gonna blow someone up?
S: Pens don't always explode *shoots tranquilizer*...
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