Equestria, have u ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, u are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, of evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.
Episode 2: Police Ponies
When there's a robbery, what type of pony does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.
In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies are called the Police.
Right now, we are with two police ponies on a daily patrol on the streets of Ponyville.
Police Pony: This town doesn't really have many ponies that try to break the law, but eventually, there will be somepony that will try to push their luck door going against us.
Police pony 2: We work our hardest, and if we see anypony trying to do something they're not supposed to, we'll put an end to it quickly.
Police Pony: *Stops at intersection*
Fluttershy: *Driving pass the police ponies*
Police Pony: How fast was she going?
Police pony 2: 20 miles over the 40 mile speed limit. *Puts on sirens*
Police Pony: *Turns left, and chases Fluttershy*
Police pony 2: Attention all units, this is car 52. We are in pursuit of a 1941 Fillys Equestricar, blue in color. License plate, 4, 1, Peter, Elephant, Thomas, Sam.
Police Pony: We have to say words that start with the letters on the license plate, to make it easier for others to understand what we're doing.
Dispatch: Roger car 52. What is your current location?
Police Pony: We are westbound, just passing Carousel Botique.
Fluttershy: *Turns right*
Police Pony: Suspect just took a right.
Fluttershy: *Driving around Carousel Botique*
Rarity: *Working on dresses in Carousel Botique, sees Fluttershy driving around her botique, with the police following her, but doesn't care* I must finish these dresses.
Fluttershy: *Driving away from Carousel Botique*
Police Pony: Suspect is now heading towards the Golden Oak Library.
Since it was under reconstruction, work vehicles were in the way.
Fluttershy: *Goes passed a crane*
Police Pony: *Passes crane, then hits the back of Fluttershy's car*
Fluttershy: *Loses control, and crashes into a brand hydrant*
Police Pony: *Stops car*
Police pony 2: *Gets out*
Fluttershy: Oh, why are u bullying me?
Police Pony: We're not bullying you. u went over the speed limit, u refused to stop, and we hit the back of your car.
Fluttershy: But I had to help one of my vrienden with a sick pet. That's why I was going over the limit.
Police pony 2: Alright, well volgende time, try not to go over the limit.
Police Pony: *Gives Fluttershy a ticket* For speeding, and property damages. u can pay us on the internet, of u can give us the money at Court.
Fluttershy: *Scared* I think I'll pay on the internet, thank you.
Police Ponies: *Get back in car, and drives away from Fluttershy*
Another day's work complete.
2 B continued
Episode 2: Police Ponies
When there's a robbery, what type of pony does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.
In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies are called the Police.
Right now, we are with two police ponies on a daily patrol on the streets of Ponyville.
Police Pony: This town doesn't really have many ponies that try to break the law, but eventually, there will be somepony that will try to push their luck door going against us.
Police pony 2: We work our hardest, and if we see anypony trying to do something they're not supposed to, we'll put an end to it quickly.
Police Pony: *Stops at intersection*
Fluttershy: *Driving pass the police ponies*
Police Pony: How fast was she going?
Police pony 2: 20 miles over the 40 mile speed limit. *Puts on sirens*
Police Pony: *Turns left, and chases Fluttershy*
Police pony 2: Attention all units, this is car 52. We are in pursuit of a 1941 Fillys Equestricar, blue in color. License plate, 4, 1, Peter, Elephant, Thomas, Sam.
Police Pony: We have to say words that start with the letters on the license plate, to make it easier for others to understand what we're doing.
Dispatch: Roger car 52. What is your current location?
Police Pony: We are westbound, just passing Carousel Botique.
Fluttershy: *Turns right*
Police Pony: Suspect just took a right.
Fluttershy: *Driving around Carousel Botique*
Rarity: *Working on dresses in Carousel Botique, sees Fluttershy driving around her botique, with the police following her, but doesn't care* I must finish these dresses.
Fluttershy: *Driving away from Carousel Botique*
Police Pony: Suspect is now heading towards the Golden Oak Library.
Since it was under reconstruction, work vehicles were in the way.
Fluttershy: *Goes passed a crane*
Police Pony: *Passes crane, then hits the back of Fluttershy's car*
Fluttershy: *Loses control, and crashes into a brand hydrant*
Police Pony: *Stops car*
Police pony 2: *Gets out*
Fluttershy: Oh, why are u bullying me?
Police Pony: We're not bullying you. u went over the speed limit, u refused to stop, and we hit the back of your car.
Fluttershy: But I had to help one of my vrienden with a sick pet. That's why I was going over the limit.
Police pony 2: Alright, well volgende time, try not to go over the limit.
Police Pony: *Gives Fluttershy a ticket* For speeding, and property damages. u can pay us on the internet, of u can give us the money at Court.
Fluttershy: *Scared* I think I'll pay on the internet, thank you.
Police Ponies: *Get back in car, and drives away from Fluttershy*
Another day's work complete.
2 B continued
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof door behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten zei nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave u alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad u to know u actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten zei a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. u wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten zei excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten zei nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave u alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad u to know u actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten zei a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. u wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten zei excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favoriete character Twilight and AppleJack, door using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer reading Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if u really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favoriete character Twilight and AppleJack, door using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer reading Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if u really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
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Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy beer wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
esdoorn-, esdoorn and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy beer wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
esdoorn-, esdoorn and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!