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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of regenboog Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, regenboog Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 8
The Magic toon
One day, regenboog Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
regenboog Dash: *Sits at a tafel, tabel with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied door chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black top, boven hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single pony in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. u don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a pony u idiots!
Screwball: Five minuten before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five minuten are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt meer like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to toon u some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, regenboog Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
regenboog Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
regenboog Dash: *Goes onto stage*
pony 46: That's not fair!
pony 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
regenboog Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue pony disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and regenboog Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, regenboog Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
regenboog Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
regenboog Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on top, boven of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
regenboog Dash: *Sits in zitplaats, stoel volgende to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are u doing here?!
regenboog Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: u can be polite door getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
regenboog Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
regenboog Dash: *Gets back to zitplaats, stoel in truck volgende to Screwball* Did u miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to stempel, punch regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
Random Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
regenboog Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are u okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, verplaats it!
regenboog Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If u could verplaats your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't u go anywhere?!
regenboog Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
regenboog Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
regenboog Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, regenboog Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
regenboog Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
regenboog Dash: Are u okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
regenboog Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.
The End
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of regenboog Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, regenboog Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 8
The Magic toon
One day, regenboog Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
regenboog Dash: *Sits at a tafel, tabel with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied door chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black top, boven hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single pony in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. u don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a pony u idiots!
Screwball: Five minuten before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five minuten are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt meer like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to toon u some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, regenboog Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
regenboog Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
regenboog Dash: *Goes onto stage*
pony 46: That's not fair!
pony 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
regenboog Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue pony disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and regenboog Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, regenboog Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
regenboog Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
regenboog Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on top, boven of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
regenboog Dash: *Sits in zitplaats, stoel volgende to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are u doing here?!
regenboog Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: u can be polite door getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
regenboog Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
regenboog Dash: *Gets back to zitplaats, stoel in truck volgende to Screwball* Did u miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to stempel, punch regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
Random Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
regenboog Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are u okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, verplaats it!
regenboog Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If u could verplaats your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't u go anywhere?!
regenboog Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
regenboog Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
regenboog Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, regenboog Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
regenboog Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
regenboog Dash: Are u okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
regenboog Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.
The End
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"I love to drink me some bier and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I love my truck to drive in and shoot deer."
How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock of rap?
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"I love to drink me some bier and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I love my truck to drive in and shoot deer."
How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock of rap?
I just hate country music, and if u like it, don't send me hate.