posted by Seanthehedgehog
After regenboog Dash, Applejack, and Rarity fought each other, they went back to Celestia's castle.
Celestia: What happened?
Lord Burlington: Where did u three go?
regenboog Dash: Rarity kidnapped us for no reason.
Rarity: My reason, was because u were talking about me behind my back.
Applejack: That's a dumb reason.
Lord Burlington: I agree with the oranje one.
Rarity: Why? Doesn't anyone agree with me?
Applejack: u planned on doing something horrible to Silver.
Lord Burlington: What did she have planned?
regenboog Dash: Oh u had something planned alright. What was it?
Rarity: Nnnnhhhh. Something related to innapropriate material that isn't allowed to be mentioned, but is being mentioned anyway, because I'm a Sex Addict!
Celestia, and Lord Burlington's mouth dropped open, and fell on the floor.
Rarity: Oh shit.
Celestia: She's a sex addict?
regenboog Dash: We prefer the term rule 34. Now, let us talk to Rarity alone.
Celestia, & Lord Burlington: *Leaving the room*
Applejack: Okay, they're gone.
regenboog Dash: What the fuck were u thinking?
Rarity: I was nervous!
Applejack: Don't u realize that they could execute u for being addicted to sex?
Rarity: No. *Thinking* Oh, right. We're in mideival times.
regenboog Dash: And we're stuck in mideival times, until we kill Gilda. Now, we can't do that if u get us executed for being a rule 34 addict.
Rarity: I'm the one being executed, not you.
Applejack: Let's just get this over with.
Celestia: *Returns* I heard the entire conversation.
regenboog Dash: u did?
Applejack: But u were-
Celestia: In another room with Lord Burlington, yes I know. So you're from the future, and can't get back there until u kill this griffon named Gilda. Is that correct?
regenboog Dash: Yeah.
Celestia: Then I will explain everything to Lord Burlington, and the both of us will help.
Rarity: Thank you.
Celestia: No problem.
Things seemed to be getting easier for Applejack, regenboog Dash, and Rarity. But the fight was about to start soon.
2 B continued