SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
Guard: u must of been counting your blessings Chimney. u made bail.
Patrol board member: Do u believe, in your best judgment, that u have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like u can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, u let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)
Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out u two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy. What happened to your eyes!? u look like a puppy that was chewed up door an even bigger puppy. Hahahah- but seriously, u look great.
Derpy: Look. We need u to help us get out of town. My cousin ended up killing Reggie.
Saten: Hey. Least I got a cutie mark out of it.
Chimney: Wait.. Reggie?.. Derpy, isn't he the one who punched u in the throat, and that's why your voice changed.
Derpy: No. He punched me in the throat BECAUSE my voice changed.
2 B CONTAINUED
Guard: u must of been counting your blessings Chimney. u made bail.
Patrol board member: Do u believe, in your best judgment, that u have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like u can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, u let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)
Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out u two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy. What happened to your eyes!? u look like a puppy that was chewed up door an even bigger puppy. Hahahah- but seriously, u look great.
Derpy: Look. We need u to help us get out of town. My cousin ended up killing Reggie.
Saten: Hey. Least I got a cutie mark out of it.
Chimney: Wait.. Reggie?.. Derpy, isn't he the one who punched u in the throat, and that's why your voice changed.
Derpy: No. He punched me in the throat BECAUSE my voice changed.
2 B CONTAINUED