SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
Guard: u must of been counting your blessings Chimney. u made bail.
Patrol board member: Do u believe, in your best judgment, that u have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like u can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, u let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)
Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out u two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy. What happened to your eyes!? u look like a puppy that was chewed up door an even bigger puppy. Hahahah- but seriously, u look great.
Derpy: Look. We need u to help us get out of town. My cousin ended up killing Reggie.
Saten: Hey. Least I got a cutie mark out of it.
Chimney: Wait.. Reggie?.. Derpy, isn't he the one who punched u in the throat, and that's why your voice changed.
Derpy: No. He punched me in the throat BECAUSE my voice changed.
2 B CONTAINUED
Guard: u must of been counting your blessings Chimney. u made bail.
Patrol board member: Do u believe, in your best judgment, that u have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like u can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, u let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)
Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out u two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy. What happened to your eyes!? u look like a puppy that was chewed up door an even bigger puppy. Hahahah- but seriously, u look great.
Derpy: Look. We need u to help us get out of town. My cousin ended up killing Reggie.
Saten: Hey. Least I got a cutie mark out of it.
Chimney: Wait.. Reggie?.. Derpy, isn't he the one who punched u in the throat, and that's why your voice changed.
Derpy: No. He punched me in the throat BECAUSE my voice changed.
2 B CONTAINUED
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Pinkie's Ghost
It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every jaar on the dag of the accident, the ghost pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a lost soul!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are u talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
Sean is back, and better than ever ;D
