Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 10:05 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific
Ryan got his engine ready, and got it coupled up to a work train to repair track.
Ryan: *Waiting for a green signal*
Workers: *On train*
Worker Leader: *Walks up to Ryan's train*
Ryan: *Opens window, and looks at leader*
Work Leader: Where does Michael want us to go?
Ryan: He just wants us heading southbound until we get to a bridge. There's a river there, and he zei that a huge branch from a fallen boom got stuck there.
Worker Leader: So?
Ryan: It's preventing the water from flowing through. If the water doesn't go through, then it'll cause a flood. We don't want that, now do we?
Worker Leader: That depends. How many ponies are going to drown?
Ryan: I feel sympathy for you. *Sees green signal* Get in the train. We need to go.
Worker Leader: *Gets in train*
Ryan: *Blows horn twice, rings the bell, and drives his train*
Worker 25: So where did he say we were going?
Worker Leader: Southbound towards a bridge. We need to get this big branch out from this river going under it.
Worker 56: u don't sound too thrilled about it.
Worker Leader: Ryan feels sympathy for me, because I wanted some ponies to drown.
Worker 33: Why?
Ryan: *Driving train at 30 miles an hour*
Michael: *On radio* Ryan. Do u copy?
Ryan: *Gets on walkie talkie* Yeah. What's up?
Michael: That bridge we were talking about. After u get the big branch out from the river going under that bridge, u have to modify it. I've been getting complaints from other ponies about it being unstable.
Ryan: Yes sir.
A few minuten later, they got to the bridge.
Workers: *Getting out of train*
Ryan: *Goes to leader* I just got meer news from Michael.
Worker Leader: What?
Ryan: I zei I got meer ne-
Worker Leader: What is the news?
Ryan: He says that u should modify the bridge after u get the branch out from the river.
Worker Leader: He could have told us that sooner.
Ryan: I guess he wanted to, but he forgot.
Worker Leader: Some boss he is. At least I don't forget things.
Worker 52: That branch it out from the river boss.
Worker Leader: Yeah, yeah. Let's go home.
Ryan: Aren't u forgetting something?
Worker Leader: Not that I know of.
Ryan: Don't u remember that conversation we just had?
Worker Leader: No.
Ryan: u have to modify the bridge.
Worker Leader: Fine, fine, fine.
Workers: *Getting onto train*
Worker Leader: Listen up. Michael wants us to modify that bridge now. Get your tools, and let's start working.
Ryan: I really hope they get it modified soon. A lot of important trains go across that bridge.
The bridge was finished after the modifications were made. It only took eleven days, but the tracks were smoother, and the bridge could hold meer weight.
2 B continued
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 10:05 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific
Ryan got his engine ready, and got it coupled up to a work train to repair track.
Ryan: *Waiting for a green signal*
Workers: *On train*
Worker Leader: *Walks up to Ryan's train*
Ryan: *Opens window, and looks at leader*
Work Leader: Where does Michael want us to go?
Ryan: He just wants us heading southbound until we get to a bridge. There's a river there, and he zei that a huge branch from a fallen boom got stuck there.
Worker Leader: So?
Ryan: It's preventing the water from flowing through. If the water doesn't go through, then it'll cause a flood. We don't want that, now do we?
Worker Leader: That depends. How many ponies are going to drown?
Ryan: I feel sympathy for you. *Sees green signal* Get in the train. We need to go.
Worker Leader: *Gets in train*
Ryan: *Blows horn twice, rings the bell, and drives his train*
Worker 25: So where did he say we were going?
Worker Leader: Southbound towards a bridge. We need to get this big branch out from this river going under it.
Worker 56: u don't sound too thrilled about it.
Worker Leader: Ryan feels sympathy for me, because I wanted some ponies to drown.
Worker 33: Why?
Ryan: *Driving train at 30 miles an hour*
Michael: *On radio* Ryan. Do u copy?
Ryan: *Gets on walkie talkie* Yeah. What's up?
Michael: That bridge we were talking about. After u get the big branch out from the river going under that bridge, u have to modify it. I've been getting complaints from other ponies about it being unstable.
Ryan: Yes sir.
A few minuten later, they got to the bridge.
Workers: *Getting out of train*
Ryan: *Goes to leader* I just got meer news from Michael.
Worker Leader: What?
Ryan: I zei I got meer ne-
Worker Leader: What is the news?
Ryan: He says that u should modify the bridge after u get the branch out from the river.
Worker Leader: He could have told us that sooner.
Ryan: I guess he wanted to, but he forgot.
Worker Leader: Some boss he is. At least I don't forget things.
Worker 52: That branch it out from the river boss.
Worker Leader: Yeah, yeah. Let's go home.
Ryan: Aren't u forgetting something?
Worker Leader: Not that I know of.
Ryan: Don't u remember that conversation we just had?
Worker Leader: No.
Ryan: u have to modify the bridge.
Worker Leader: Fine, fine, fine.
Workers: *Getting onto train*
Worker Leader: Listen up. Michael wants us to modify that bridge now. Get your tools, and let's start working.
Ryan: I really hope they get it modified soon. A lot of important trains go across that bridge.
The bridge was finished after the modifications were made. It only took eleven days, but the tracks were smoother, and the bridge could hold meer weight.
2 B continued
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why u should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all u did was toon up, sit down, and say "that's why u should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give u twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told u my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why u should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all u did was toon up, sit down, and say "that's why u should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give u twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told u my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One meer stempel, punch will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The volgende dag Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. u have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. u know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The volgende dag Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. u have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. u know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)