Date: September 3, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 1:16 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye, and Mirage just stopped their train at the station after returning from Council Bluffs.
Hawkeye: *Laughs*
Mirage: u really like that joke I told you?
Hawkeye: Yeah, I gotta remember to tell Stylo that one. u made my dag Mirage. u really did.
They saw another train heading into the yards.
Hawkeye: Too far away to see who's driving it.
Mirage: And there's too much glare on the windows of that cab. Though it seems to be going much too fast.
Hawkeye: That better not be Gordon with Metal Gloss, because if he crashes the train, and hurts her-
Before Hawkeye could finish his sentence, the train crashed. It went way too fast over the hump, and the engines went airborne door ten inches before landing on the ground again. They went off the rails, and crashed into a row of flatcars.
Hawkeye: That can't be good.
Mirage: I can agree with u on that. Let's go see if they need help.
Hawkeye: We'll leave the train here. Pete told me Wilson would take over. *Runs out of train with Mirage*
Mirage: I'm starting to agree with you. Only Gordon would do something idiotic like that.
Orion: *Wearing a dress, and holding a gun* Halt! Who goes there?
Hawkeye & Mirage: *Passes Orion* Not now Orion!
Orion: Okay, fare enough. Just trying to get fired. Being a stallion wearing a dress ain't so easy after all.
volgende to the derailed train was Gordon, and Metal Gloss in an argument.
Metal Gloss: I told u your speed was too fast. Why wouldn't u listen?
Gordon: Oh stop pestering me!
Metal Gloss: I was just asking u a question!
Gordon: Go to hell u bitch!
Hawkeye & Mirage: *Arrive*
Mirage: Okay, that's enough.
Hawkeye: Problems Metal Gloss?
Metal Gloss: Nothing I can't handle.
Gordon: Oh Hawkeye. Thank god you, and Mirage arrived. Now we can work together to get Metal Gloss out of here.
Hawkeye: I don't think so.
Gordon: Well what are u going to do to me?
Mirage: We should kill u for starters.
Hawkeye: No, I got a better idea. If we're lucky, he'll kill himself during this, but this is what I got for Gordon..
Gordon was forced to watch Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss get married volgende day. Jeff was surprisingly the reverend.
Stylo: Jeff, I didn't know u were interested in working at a church.
Jeff: I'm not. I'm just pinch hitting for a friend who got sick. *Clears throat* Fillies, and gentlecolts. We are gathered here today to watch these two ponies get married. Who has the ring?
Nemo: I do.
Hawkeye: Ada boy Nemo.
Nemo: *Gives ring to Hawkeye*
Metal Gloss: *Smiling*
Jeff: Now, who has the ring for the bride? I meant to say who has the rings but I misread what it zei on this book.
Snowflake: *Gives Metal Gloss a ring*
Jeff: Now for my favoriete part of any wedding. Pierce Hawkins, do u take this mare to be your wedded wife?
Hawkeye: I do.
Jeff: Metal Gloss, do u take this stallion to be your husband?
Metal Gloss: I do.
Jeff: I now announce you, Stallion, and wife. u may kiss the bridge.
Hawkeye: No thank you. I kissed the Manehattan bridge one time, and I got a stomach ache.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Jeff: I meant kiss the bride.
Hawkeye & Metal Gloss: *Kissing each other*
Ponies: *Cheering*
Hawkeye: Now we got two amazing things happening to us. We're married, and we work on a railway.
Metal Gloss: The same railway.
Hawkeye: Right. *Kisses Metal Gloss again*
The End
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
It's the season 9 premiere.
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 1:16 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye, and Mirage just stopped their train at the station after returning from Council Bluffs.
Hawkeye: *Laughs*
Mirage: u really like that joke I told you?
Hawkeye: Yeah, I gotta remember to tell Stylo that one. u made my dag Mirage. u really did.
They saw another train heading into the yards.
Hawkeye: Too far away to see who's driving it.
Mirage: And there's too much glare on the windows of that cab. Though it seems to be going much too fast.
Hawkeye: That better not be Gordon with Metal Gloss, because if he crashes the train, and hurts her-
Before Hawkeye could finish his sentence, the train crashed. It went way too fast over the hump, and the engines went airborne door ten inches before landing on the ground again. They went off the rails, and crashed into a row of flatcars.
Hawkeye: That can't be good.
Mirage: I can agree with u on that. Let's go see if they need help.
Hawkeye: We'll leave the train here. Pete told me Wilson would take over. *Runs out of train with Mirage*
Mirage: I'm starting to agree with you. Only Gordon would do something idiotic like that.
Orion: *Wearing a dress, and holding a gun* Halt! Who goes there?
Hawkeye & Mirage: *Passes Orion* Not now Orion!
Orion: Okay, fare enough. Just trying to get fired. Being a stallion wearing a dress ain't so easy after all.
volgende to the derailed train was Gordon, and Metal Gloss in an argument.
Metal Gloss: I told u your speed was too fast. Why wouldn't u listen?
Gordon: Oh stop pestering me!
Metal Gloss: I was just asking u a question!
Gordon: Go to hell u bitch!
Hawkeye & Mirage: *Arrive*
Mirage: Okay, that's enough.
Hawkeye: Problems Metal Gloss?
Metal Gloss: Nothing I can't handle.
Gordon: Oh Hawkeye. Thank god you, and Mirage arrived. Now we can work together to get Metal Gloss out of here.
Hawkeye: I don't think so.
Gordon: Well what are u going to do to me?
Mirage: We should kill u for starters.
Hawkeye: No, I got a better idea. If we're lucky, he'll kill himself during this, but this is what I got for Gordon..
Gordon was forced to watch Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss get married volgende day. Jeff was surprisingly the reverend.
Stylo: Jeff, I didn't know u were interested in working at a church.
Jeff: I'm not. I'm just pinch hitting for a friend who got sick. *Clears throat* Fillies, and gentlecolts. We are gathered here today to watch these two ponies get married. Who has the ring?
Nemo: I do.
Hawkeye: Ada boy Nemo.
Nemo: *Gives ring to Hawkeye*
Metal Gloss: *Smiling*
Jeff: Now, who has the ring for the bride? I meant to say who has the rings but I misread what it zei on this book.
Snowflake: *Gives Metal Gloss a ring*
Jeff: Now for my favoriete part of any wedding. Pierce Hawkins, do u take this mare to be your wedded wife?
Hawkeye: I do.
Jeff: Metal Gloss, do u take this stallion to be your husband?
Metal Gloss: I do.
Jeff: I now announce you, Stallion, and wife. u may kiss the bridge.
Hawkeye: No thank you. I kissed the Manehattan bridge one time, and I got a stomach ache.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Jeff: I meant kiss the bride.
Hawkeye & Metal Gloss: *Kissing each other*
Ponies: *Cheering*
Hawkeye: Now we got two amazing things happening to us. We're married, and we work on a railway.
Metal Gloss: The same railway.
Hawkeye: Right. *Kisses Metal Gloss again*
The End
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
It's the season 9 premiere.
