Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are u sure u want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want u in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe u should whip me HARDER.
Trixie: (whips Sweetie Belle as hard as she can)
SB: (eroused door this) OH, GOD!
Trixie: Your all my prisoners now!
Scoot: Ohh yeah! Well just u wait! Ditty is probably sensing my danger, and is on his way..

(back in canterlot, the fairly large, black alicorn, we all know as Ditto, is seen obsessively playing Call of Duty online).
Ditto: T bag time my friend!
Shining Armor: (knocking on Ditto's door from off view) Uhhh, commander, are u in there?
Ditto: Not now kid, I'm busy!
Shining Armor: But boss, I think there might be meer troubl-
Ditto: (screaming) I zei I'M BUSY!!
Shining Armor: (nervously) Okay, okay (leaves)

2 B CONTINUED