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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link to part 3: link

Ditto: There are two things I want u to do.
Thomas: I thought u zei there was only one thing.
Ditto: Yeah, well.. I lied about that. I want u to practice concentration, and spiking the ball.
Erik: I can't believe u lied to us coach.
Ditto: Yeah, I know. Now start practicing, first on spiking. Thomas, Mimi, and Joe, u go on one side of the net, and the rest of u stay on the other side.
Silver: That's fine. I had no anticipation on leaving this side of the net anyway.
Ditto: Good. *Throws volleybal to Thomas* Spike it Tom.
Thomas: *Spikes the ball, but it goes too far*
Ditto: You're hitting it too high. u want the ball to head towards the ground once u hit it. Try again. *Gets another volleyball, and throws it at Tom*
Thomas: *Spikes the volleyball, and it hits Erik*
Erik: Ow! What was that for?
Thomas: Lets just say I was contemplating on whether I should get revenge on u for tripping me down those stairs last week.
Erik: It was an accident, and I zei sorry.
Thomas: And now I forgive you.
Ditto: Save the arguing for later. Okay?
Thomas: Okay.
Erik: Sorry.

After everyone practiced spiking

Ditto: Let's focus on concentration now. u don't wanna lose focus on the ball if it's heading towards you, otherwise you'll let me, and all the fans down. Three on three match, u all stay on the same side you're on, and pretend I'm not here. Go.
Erik: *Gives ball to Sunny*
Sunny: 0 serving 0. *Serves the ball, but it hits the ground*
Ditto: The first team to get ten points is the winner.
Thomas: *Gets the ball* 1 serving 0. *Hits the ball over the net*
Erik: I got it! *Sets the ball to Silver*
Silver: *Bumps the ball over the net*
Joe: *About to get the ball*
Ditto: BLAH!!
Joe: *Looks at Ditto* What?
Ditto: Hit the ball!!

But it was too late. The ball hit the ground.

Ditto: Concentrate Joe. u just gave up the lead for your team. Erik, rotate positions with your team.
Erik: Got it. *Rotates positions with his teammates, and gets the ball* 2 serving 1.
Ditto: 87!!
Erik: *Hits the ball too far to the right*
Ditto: u got the score wrong door the way. It was tied door 1.
Erik: Ugh. *Runs to get the ball*
Ditto: So far, Joe, and Mr. Estrada are the only ones that got distracted. Everypony else is doing good.
Thomas: *Rotates positions with his teammates*
Joe: I guess I'm serving.
Ditto: That's right.
Erik: *Throws the ball to Joe, and returns to his position*
Joe: 2 serving 1. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Erik*
Ditto: Did u hear that Erik? Hey, look at me!!
Erik: *Concentrates on the ball, and hits it*
Ditto: Nice work Erik.
Mimi Retcon: *Hits the ball, and it lands on the net*
Ditto: Who is going to get this one?
Thomas: *Runs to the net, and taps the ball*
Silver: *Hits the ball under the net*
Ditto: hallo Silver, in case u didn't notice, the ball is supposed to go over the net.
Silver: No kidding.
Joe: *Grabs the ball* 3 serving 1. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Sunny*
Sunny: *Hits the ball with her head*
Ditto: Good verplaats there Sunny, but you're not allowed to hit the ball with your head.
Sunny: *Blushes*
Ditto: Joe, keep up the good work.
Thomas: Yeah, you're becoming just as good as me.
Joe: Nopony will ever be as good as you. 4 serving 1. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Erik*
Ditto: YOUTUBE!
Erik: *Hits the ball over the net*
Ditto: OVERALLS!!
Thomas: *Hits the ball over the net*
Ditto: YOU'RE DOING GREAT!!
Sunny: *Hits the ball towards Mimi*
Ditto: I SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER!
Mimi Retcon: *Misses the ball*
Ditto: u almost had it Mimi.
Mimi Retcon: Did u really sleep with my sister?
Ditto: I didn't know u had one until now.
Mimi Retcon: *Throws the ball to Silver*
Silver: 2 serving 4. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Thomas*
Thomas: *Accidentally catches the ball*
Ditto: Don't do that!
Thomas: I'm not trying to. *Throws the ball to Silver*
Silver: 3 serving 4. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Thomas*
Thomas: Again? *Hits the ball, but it goes backwards*
Ditto: How does somepony do good with serving, but bad with hitting the ball? Please explain that to me.
Thomas: I am just as clueless as u are.
Ditto: That's why we're practicing. *Throws ball to Silver*
Silver: *Catches the ball* 4 serving 4. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Mimi*
Mimi Retcon: Joe! *Sets the ball to Joe*
Ditto: Nice pass.
Joe: *Hits the ball over the net*
Ditto: it's OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erik: *Hits the ball over the net*
Thomas: *Jumps as he hits the ball* Go over!

The ball did go over the net, and nopony else could hit it.

Ditto: Nice job there Tom.
Thomas: Thank you. Mimi, you're serving.
Mimi Retcon: Okay. *Rotates positions with her teammates, and catches the ball as Erik throws it to her* 5 serving 4. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Erik*
Ditto: Party like it's 1999!
Erik: *Sets the ball to Sunny*
Ditto: RUNAWAY!!
Sunny: *Sets the ball to Silver*
Silver: *Hits the ball over the net*
Thomas: *Hits the ball over the net*
Ditto: FOUR!!
Silver: *Gets hit door the ball*
Ditto: *Laughs*
Silver: It's not funny coach. *Kicks the ball to Mimi*
Mimi: 6 serving 4. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Erik*
Erik: Why do u keep hitting it towards me? *Hits ball over net*
Ditto: *Fake sneeze*
Thomas: *Hits the ball backwards to Joe*
Joe: *Hits ball over net*
Ditto: ALAHA!!!!!!
Sunny: *Hits ball over net*
Ditto: Oh, *Grabs megaphone, and makes siren noises*
Joe: *Covers ears, preventing himself from hitting the ball*
Ditto: *Turns off noise* I'm going to talk into this from now on. Only concentrate on the ball.
Erik: *Rotates positions with teammates*
Thomas: Here Erik. *Throws ball to Erik*
Erik: Thanks. *Catches the ball* 5 serving 6. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Mimi*
Mimi Retcon: *About to hit the ball*
Ditto: MISS!!!!!!
Mimi Retcon: *Fails to hit the ball*
Ditto: Hey, it really worked.
Mimi Retcon: *Grabs ball, and throws it to Erik*
Erik: *Catches the ball* 6 serving 6. *Serves the ball, and it heads towards Mimi*
Mimi Retcon: Again?
Erik: Getting annoying, huh?
Mimi Retcon: *Sets ball to Thomas*
Ditto: FULL METAL JACKET!!
Thomas: *Hits the ball too far to the right, and it hits Ditto's megaphone*
Ditto: *Realizes the megaphone is destroyed* Thanks a lot Thomas.
Thomas: u shouldn't have distracted me.
Ditto: Okay, just continue the game.

In the end, Thomas, Mimi, and Joe won 10 to 7.

2 B Continued
SEVERAL DAYS LATER:


Guard: u must of been counting your blessings Chimney. u made bail.


Patrol board member: Do u believe, in your best judgment, that u have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like u can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, u let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)


Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out u two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....
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Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.


Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, u have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. u could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....
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Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor
It was a nice dag in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: u sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are u girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...
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As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause u only been here a week, and u keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.


Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good dag at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* u know what'll be nice. If I could come back,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, door looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...
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Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask u a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that u wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a fan of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, of something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...
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Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello u two, what can I help u with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, u decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...
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Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after regenboog Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do u know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want u to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go door the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would u like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that u threatened to beat her up if u saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have u seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't u have some drinks with me? You'll love it.
Bob: How many did u have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would u like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would u want to beat...
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posted by Canada24
Having won the battle, our heroes regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a vis as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity zei slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...
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