Gordon
Grand Theft Ponies
San Franciscolt, December 1988
The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case kraker, cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10
Gordon: I always told u that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.
Suddenly, the phone rings.
Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: hallo Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case kraker, cracker with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon: Alright. We're on our way.
Case Cracker: *grabs glasses as he is leaving*
Gordon: *Turns off TV* Let's take your car.
Case Cracker: *Nods*
The both of them walked out of the house when a mail pony arrived.
Postman: Mornin' Gordon.
Gordon: Hello. What have ya got?
Postman: The usual bills, and a letter from this mare I don't even know.
Gordon: Alright, give it to me, I'll put it in my house.
Postman: *Gives Gordon his mail*
Case Cracker: Hurry up.
Gordon: I will if u shut up. *Runs into the house*
Case Cracker: *Gets into the driver's zitplaats, stoel of the car*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Let's do this.
Case Cracker: *Starts the car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *turns on radio*
News Reporter: This just in, the Rock Island Biker gang has attacked again. As a family of four were driving across the Golden Neigh Bridge, the Rock Island bikers shot up their car, and stal all the money in there.
Gordon: I hate those fucking bikers.
One minuut later, they got to the pizzeria
Case Cracker: *Enters pizzeria with Gordon* What cha' got for us this time Jim?
Jim: I've got a load of cocaine that needs to get safely to the airport. Unfortunately a friend of mine is very obsessed with that shit in Manehattan.
Gordon: This is pretty serious.
Jim: Yes it is. I've got a Lunicorn in the parking lot with the drugs, u just gotta get it to the airport, and collect the money.
Case Cracker: And what are the terms?
Jim: None. Just get it to the airport, and give it to the pilot of this green aircraft. He'll pay u seven thousand dollars. Once u get the money, just come back here, and give it to me.
Gordon: Ok, we got it.
Jim: *gives keys to Gordon* Here are the keys to the car, and be careful.
Gordon: u can count on us Jim. *leaves*
2 B Continued
Case Cracker
Case Cracker's car
Jim
Rarity was about to toon off her design, when Sweetie Belle ran in. Soon turning it into a chase seqence.
SweetieBelle: Here's the truth... I was upset at u for stealing the spotlight from me at the play, so I pulled out the center stitch to the helm, headpiece, zendspoel so it would fall apart.
Rarity: *angry* What!?
SweetieBelle: But then I realized I didn't want your future to be ruined forever and ever, so I came back to change it before it was too late! So... here it is. It's all fixed. Please forgive me.
Rarity: Forgive you!? How could I forgive yo-
Sweetie Belle: *puppy eyes*
Rarity: *sighs* finnnnne
THE END..
It was probably abit weird having Satan Twist himself, only two small appearances.
Hopefully the volgende one, his first centre episode.
SweetieBelle: Here's the truth... I was upset at u for stealing the spotlight from me at the play, so I pulled out the center stitch to the helm, headpiece, zendspoel so it would fall apart.
Rarity: *angry* What!?
SweetieBelle: But then I realized I didn't want your future to be ruined forever and ever, so I came back to change it before it was too late! So... here it is. It's all fixed. Please forgive me.
Rarity: Forgive you!? How could I forgive yo-
Sweetie Belle: *puppy eyes*
Rarity: *sighs* finnnnne
THE END..
It was probably abit weird having Satan Twist himself, only two small appearances.
Hopefully the volgende one, his first centre episode.
Bob Newhart
