Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.
I live with regenboog Dash, and we were going to verplaats into a very nice house door a koekje, cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.
regenboog Dash: *Putting bags into the romp, kofferbak of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
regenboog Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
regenboog Dash: *Closes trunk* What u really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on top, boven of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
regenboog Dash: I can't wait to try it out.
We got into regenboog Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.
Scootaloo: u know what else would be great?
regenboog Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
regenboog Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for u to practice.
Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.
regenboog Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.
Song: link
Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.
regenboog Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass regenboog Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
regenboog Dash: That's because we're awesome.
Surprisingly, regenboog Dash, and that pony in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew regenboog Dash would win.
Unknown Pony: *About to pass regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*
This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the top, boven of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.
regenboog Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
regenboog Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & regenboog Dash: AWESOME!!!
regenboog Dash: I love this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
regenboog Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.
When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
regenboog Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to koekje, cupcake factory* I work over there across the straat from your house. u can come over anytime u want, but remember, u must not eat cupcakes on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat cupcakes on Sunday?
regenboog Dash: Let me tell u after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing regenboog Dash. It slowly passes door which makes her nervous*
regenboog Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* u alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so u can tell me why I shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.
2 B Continued
I live with regenboog Dash, and we were going to verplaats into a very nice house door a koekje, cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.
regenboog Dash: *Putting bags into the romp, kofferbak of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
regenboog Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
regenboog Dash: *Closes trunk* What u really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on top, boven of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
regenboog Dash: I can't wait to try it out.
We got into regenboog Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.
Scootaloo: u know what else would be great?
regenboog Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
regenboog Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for u to practice.
Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.
regenboog Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.
Song: link
Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.
regenboog Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass regenboog Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
regenboog Dash: That's because we're awesome.
Surprisingly, regenboog Dash, and that pony in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew regenboog Dash would win.
Unknown Pony: *About to pass regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*
This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the top, boven of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.
regenboog Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
regenboog Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & regenboog Dash: AWESOME!!!
regenboog Dash: I love this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
regenboog Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.
When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
regenboog Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to koekje, cupcake factory* I work over there across the straat from your house. u can come over anytime u want, but remember, u must not eat cupcakes on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat cupcakes on Sunday?
regenboog Dash: Let me tell u after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing regenboog Dash. It slowly passes door which makes her nervous*
regenboog Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* u alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so u can tell me why I shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.
2 B Continued
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof door behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten zei nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave u alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad u to know u actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten zei a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. u wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten zei excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten zei nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave u alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad u to know u actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten zei a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. u wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten zei excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favoriete character Twilight and AppleJack, door using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer reading Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if u really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favoriete character Twilight and AppleJack, door using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer reading Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if u really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy beer wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
esdoorn-, esdoorn and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy beer wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
esdoorn-, esdoorn and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!