posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:45 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Fifteen minuten remained until the shift was over for Hawkeye, and all of his friends. The sun was slowly setting, but it was not dark outside at all.
Hawkeye: *Drives a freight train into the yards*
Stylo: *Sitting volgende to Hawkeye on the train* This is it. Our last job for today.
Hawkeye: Push all of these freight cars down the hump.
Stylo: The only loads we've been getting on these freight trains are ammo, and gasoline.
Hawkeye: Nikki zei it's for the army. They're preparing for the Cold War.
Stylo: Thankfully, Browning won't bother us anymore.
But Stylo spoke too soon. Just as Hawkeye, and Stylo got out of their train, Browning arrived.
Browning: What do u lazy stallions think you're doing?!
Hawkeye: Our job. We were just about to push these freight cars down the hump.
Browning: Not without letting me take some of that cargo.
Stylo: u can't have it.
Browning: I want it! I only have two bullets left for my gun, but I'll be meer then happy to use both of them on you. *Pointing Tommygun at Hawkeye, and Stylo*
Hawkeye: Why don't u go kill Gordon?
Stylo: He's actually lazy, and doesn't know anything.
Hawkeye: You'll do all of Equestria a favor door killing him.
Browning: I'm not listening to you. *Waving gun around* If u don't let me have any of that ammo, I'll see to it that your railway goes out of business.
Stylo: Take it easy with that thing.
Browning: Shut up! *Accidentally pulls trigger*
The two bullets hit a tank car, and it blew up.
Hawkeye: Holy crap!!
Stylo: u see what u did?! Now there's going to be a chain reaction of explosions, and everything will be destroyed.
Browning: u should've gegeven me my ammo! None of this would've happened if u just gave it to me!
Hawkeye: None of this would've happened if u left us alone!
Gordon: *Arrives with Mirage, Wilson, and Orion* What the shit?! Why are those freight cars exploding?
Hawkeye: Blame Browning. *Takes gun away from Browning* He was letting his gun do all of the talking, and it zei some things it shouldn't have.
Mirage: Yes well, we gotta stop those explosions quickly. Those tank cars are close to the mainline, and Stephanie will be passing those cars at any minute.
Wilson: Got it. Orion, stay here with Browning, and make sure he doesn't damage anymore things.
Orion: Got it.
Everyone except Orion, and Browning ran towards the exploding freight cars.
Gordon: We need a brand extinguisher.
Wilson: Don't have one.
Hawkeye: Too far away.
Stylo: Gordon, don't u know any spells to stop those tank cars from exploding?
Gordon: I'm thinking, I'm thinking. I guess I'm getting a little too distracted with that trigger happy twat Browning. Once Pete finds out what he did, he won't be happy.
Mirage: Save that for later, and stop the brand now!
Gordon: *Charges up his horn* I'll try to get a big bucket of water here with my magic.
Hawkeye: Don't take too long.
Stylo: The fate of the Union Pacific depends on you.
Wilson: *Sees headlights from a distance* I see lights!
Mirage: That must be Stephanie! Hurry up Gordon!
Gordon: I'm doing this as quickly as I can!! *Makes the big bucket of water appear*
Stephanie: *Blows horn on her train*
Mirage: Now put out the fire!!
Gordon: *Puts out brand from tank cars*
Stylo: u did it!!
Stephanie: *Passes the trainyard*
Mirage: Just in time too. Fantastic work Gordon.
Gordon: Thanks u guys.
After what just happened, Browning got arrested, and was never heard from again. As for Gordon, Pete decided to give him a raise for stopping the chain reaction of explosions from getting too close to the mainline, and wrecking Stephanie's train.
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
Jeff leaves the Union Pacific, but chances are he will come back.