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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Howard
Howard
At the warehouse, Gordon was making a modification to his car. He welded two steal squares on the bottom of his car so that everytime the bottom got lowered, sparks would be created if the steal made contact with the road.

Gordon: Okay Master Sword, let's test the suspension.
Master Sword: u sure about this?
Gordon: Just do what I say!!!
Master Sword: *Gets in, and looks at the switch which controls the suspension*
Gordon: Okay, down!!!
Master Sword: *Moves the switch to the right*
Gordon: *Watches the bottom of his car go down* Good, now make it go up!!
Master Sword: *Moves the switch to the left*
Gordon: Excellent. *Laughs*
Howard: *Arrives* Mr. Suite, I just saw on the news that Leaf Pile got arrested door the CHP.
Gordon: Then we have a little bit of a surprise for them. Go steal the Mustang.
Howard: Okay. Tom, give me a ride to the Mustang, I'm gonna steal it.
Tom: No way. He can get a taxi.
Gordon: What are u doing that's making u too busy to give him a ride?
Tom: I just got five texts from my wife. She wants me home pagina to make dinner, and if I don't go, you'll never see me again.
Gordon: What's that supposed to mean?
Tom: *Raises a brow*
Gordon: Never mind. Go.
Tom: *Leaves*
Howard: He's right, I can take a taxi. I better get a verplaats on. *Walks away*
Gordon: While he's doing that, we're gonna test out my new modification.
Master Sword: Where are we gonna go?
Gordon: Highway 59. *Drives onto the highway* Anypony that tries to tailgate me will have a lot of sparks flying right into their face. *Laughs* We could do this while the others steal those cars, and we'll distract the police ponies!
Master Sword: That does sound like a good plan.
Gordon: It really is. *Looks behind him, and sees a minivan* Watch this. *Lowers the back of his car*

The steel squares welded onto the bottom of the car made contact with the road, and made sparks, and this noise (Start it at 0:02): link

Mare 45: *Loses control of the minivan, and turns left, crashing into a guardrail*
Gordon: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Meanwhile with Howard, he was about to steal the Ford mustang Shelby GT350. It was near a salvage yard for boats.

Taxi Pony: *Stops the taxi*
Howard: Thanks for getting me here.
Taxi Pony: You're welcome.
Howard: *Gets out*
Taxi Pony: *Drives away*
Howard: *Goes to the Mustang. He picks the lock, and gets the door open. He looks around to make sure nopony is watching him, then gets into the car. He starts it, and drives away.*
Steve: *Sees Howard and follows him* Canterlot 15 Mary-6, making a traffic stop on a Ford mustang Shelby GT350 that is going 27 miles over the limit.

Steve McLeash is using a Kawasaki motorcycle.

Steve: *Puts on police lights*
Howard: *Stops the Mustang*
Jon & Frank: *Stop at an intersection. They see Steve pulling over the Mustang*

Chase song: link

Nearby

Arthur: *On the radio* Canterlot 15 Mary-5, in pursuit of a drunk driver, eastbound on Lemmen Road.

The drunk stallion was driving a silver BMW.

Steve: *Walks toward Howard in the Mustang*
Drunk Stallion: *Drives towards Steve*
Frank: I think that Beemer might hit McLeash.
Jon: Steve look out!!
Steve: *Jumps on the Mustang*
Howard: *Drives away*
Steve: *Falls off*
Jon: Let's go. *Chases the Mustang*
Frank: *Follows Jon*
Steve: *Gets back onto his motorcycle, and chases the BMW with Arthur* I'm going after the nutcase that nearly ran me over! u guys take care of the Mustang.
Jon: Ten-4 Mary-6. *Chasing the Mustang*
Frank: *On the right side of Jon*
Jon: *Rides up to Howard's side of the car* Hey, pull it over!
Howard: *Shakes his head* Nope.
Jon: PULL IT OVER!!
Howard: *Floors it*
Arthur: How are we gonna stop this guy?
Steve: Wait for him to crash.
Drunk Stallion: *Stops in the middle of the street, and runs through a park* Hey! I see hotdogs flying everywhere!!

Arthur, and Steve stopped their motorcycles, and ran after the drunk stallion.

Drunk Stallion: YEEEAH! *Hits a tree*
Arthur: Okay, that's enough. *Arrests the drunk stallion*
Jesse: *Arrives* Need any help Grossie?
Arthur: *To Jesse* Yeah, I'll be right there. Steve, take care of traffic while I get this pony to Jesse.
Steve: Got it.

Back to the mustang chase.

Howard: *Makes a U turn, and nearly hits Frank*
Jon: u okay partner? *Follows Howard*
Frank: Yeah, I'm fine.
Jon: 15 Mary-3 to 15 Mary-5, the mustang is heading towards you. How are things going with the drunk pony?
Arthur: We were able to catch him. He only has minor injuries though, so he'll live.
Jon: Good, the mustang is coming towards you, so form a roadblock.
Arthur: Got it. Jesse joined me, and Steve, so it should be easy.

They formed a roadblock without wasting any time.

Howard: *Sees Jesse, Arthur, and Steve blocking the road. He makes another U turn, and sees Jon, and Frank blocking his path. He runs out of the car*
Steve: *Tackles Howard* Oh no u don't!
Jesse: Looks like we got him.
Howard: Alright, u win.
Steve: *Gets Howard to stand up*
Jon: Can I see your driver's license, and registration?
Howard: *Gives driver's license to Jon*
Jon: Where's the registration?
Howard: I don't know what that is.
Frank: u stal this car, didn't you?
Howard: Uuh...
Jon: Jesse, take him down to headquarters for questioning.
Jesse: *Places Howards hooves behind his back and leads him to the car*

2 B Continued
 Tom
Tom
 Steve McLeash
Steve McLeash
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on top, boven of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on top, boven of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit door signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. Queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we kom bij them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do u have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... u was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your ezel soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : u right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until u all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. u opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until u all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen door Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no u don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are u kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to verplaats but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh u from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are u doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did u do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: u sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will toon u them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: u see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do u think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, u there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a meld of a pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the seconde story of Cinderella II: Dreams Come True. I hope that u will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny dag in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, of just relaxing their dag away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other meer often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case u are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a straat to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the oranje stallion asked. "Our volgende target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are u waiting for? Stab me if u can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are u doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, u are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR vrienden but i forgive u now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed u to do u need any help dashy"
"ya can u um(looks aroud) can u clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back u must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE u SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are u okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do u have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do u need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he zei he was. Later, Score introduced her vrienden to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, writing another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made door Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This toon was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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Source: Equestria Daily
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful dag in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have u done?
Pete: You're...
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